Flood, I'm a lover not a slut.

Elegiac · February 13, 2015, 08:12:38 AM

There are more girls who are angry at me for not having sex with them than there are girls who hate me for loving then leaving them. Around 95% more. Thing is, I'm feeling a little antsy. Should I pick up a girl for a bit of fun tomorrow? I'm torn.

My public record vs My dick.

To be honest, I'm strongly feeling the sex option. But I fear the aftermath

Elegiac ain't just some guy, ya know?

The Waifu Master · February 13, 2015, 08:14:34 AM

kill yourself

Elegiac · February 13, 2015, 08:31:47 AM

I'm feeling the empathy.

Forgewolf · February 13, 2015, 08:38:32 AM

I think you should pound yourself some pussy. Live a little, just be safe about it.

Elegiac · February 13, 2015, 08:44:12 AM

Quote from: Forgewolf on February 13, 2015, 08:38:32 AM

I think you should pound yourself some pussy. Live a little, just be safe about it.

I'm feeling the same.

Mega Sceptile · February 13, 2015, 08:46:34 AM

I think OP should stop lying to himself and others and just go fuck a bunch of women like the little slut he is.

Nexus · February 13, 2015, 08:55:14 AM

"If I post it on an obscure internet offsite, THAT'LL MAKE IT TRUE!" - Elegiac.

Elegiac · February 13, 2015, 08:56:55 AM

Quote from: Mega Sceptile on February 13, 2015, 08:46:34 AM

I think OP should stop lying to himself and others and just go fuck a bunch of women like the little slut he is.

Good! Opinion. More.

Elegiac · February 13, 2015, 08:58:36 AM

Quote from: Nexus on February 13, 2015, 08:55:14 AM

"If I post it on an obscure internet offsite, THAT'LL MAKE IT TRUE!" - Elegiac.

That's a really bitchy comment, dude. What do you stand to gain from it?

Nexus · February 13, 2015, 09:00:30 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on February 13, 2015, 08:58:36 AM

Quote from: Nexus on February 13, 2015, 08:55:14 AM
"If I post it on an obscure internet offsite, THAT'LL MAKE IT TRUE!" - Elegiac.
That's a really bitchy comment, dude. What do you stand to gain from it?

Looking more like a conceited cock lusting attention whore.

Elegiac · February 13, 2015, 09:01:22 AM

Quote from: Nexus on February 13, 2015, 09:00:30 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on February 13, 2015, 08:58:36 AM
Quote from: Nexus on February 13, 2015, 08:55:14 AM
"If I post it on an obscure internet offsite, THAT'LL MAKE IT TRUE!" - Elegiac.
That's a really bitchy comment, dude. What do you stand to gain from it?
Looking more like a conceited cock lusting attention whore.

Cut me a slice.

Blonic the Fluxmeister · February 13, 2015, 09:22:31 AM

What a fucking dingo.

Elegiac · February 13, 2015, 09:31:16 AM

Quote from: Synergenic Flux on February 13, 2015, 09:22:31 AM

What a fucking dingo.

Womble?

Blonic the Fluxmeister · February 13, 2015, 09:54:13 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on February 13, 2015, 09:31:16 AM

Quote from: Synergenic Flux on February 13, 2015, 09:22:31 AM
What a fucking dingo.
Womble?

Dingo.

Elegiac · February 13, 2015, 09:57:13 AM

Quote from: Synergenic Flux on February 13, 2015, 09:54:13 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on February 13, 2015, 09:31:16 AM
Quote from: Synergenic Flux on February 13, 2015, 09:22:31 AM
What a fucking dingo.
Womble?
Dingo.

Prove that you're a dingo.

🂿 · February 13, 2015, 10:33:12 AM

Lol girls are angry at you for not having sex with them? Their obsession is pathetic. Talk about desperate fucks.

If it were me and they really were looking for someone to fuck, I'd tell them to go fuck themselves because I don't do filthy casuals and I'm taken.

Azure · February 13, 2015, 10:33:38 AM

I'm a lover not a fighter!

Elegiac · February 13, 2015, 10:35:28 AM

Quote from: Deci on February 13, 2015, 10:33:12 AM

Lol girls are angry at you for not having sex with them? Their obsession is pathetic. Talk about desperate fucks.

If it were me and they really were looking for someone to fuck, I'd tell them to go fuck themselves because I don't do filthy casuals and I'm taken.

I'm pretty sure they have more sex than I do, it's just that I'm a bit of a catch, and feelings get hurt when you don't reciprocate.

Edit: Jeezus I sound like some sort of arrogant christian. Just so you know, I know how I sound.

Nexus · February 13, 2015, 10:36:18 AM

Aren't you a virgin anyway?

Elegiac · February 13, 2015, 10:38:18 AM

Quote from: Nexus on February 13, 2015, 10:36:18 AM

Aren't you a virgin anyway?

Lol why are you back here

Nexus · February 13, 2015, 10:39:01 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on February 13, 2015, 10:38:18 AM

Quote from: Nexus on February 13, 2015, 10:36:18 AM
Aren't you a virgin anyway?
Lol why are you back here

>dodging the question

So yeah?

CIS · February 13, 2015, 10:39:30 AM

This has to be one of the cringiest threads I've seen. Kill yourself you slut.

Luciana · February 13, 2015, 10:41:16 AM

I get pissed when dudes don't fuck me :^)

No but uhh, that all sounds silly, m8.

You must be ballin

Elegiac · February 13, 2015, 10:42:18 AM

Quote from: Nexus on February 13, 2015, 10:39:01 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on February 13, 2015, 10:38:18 AM
Quote from: Nexus on February 13, 2015, 10:36:18 AM
Aren't you a virgin anyway?
Lol why are you back here
>dodging the question

So yeah?

greentexting
playing dumb
I'll be a virgin for you, baby

Nexus · February 13, 2015, 10:43:20 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on February 13, 2015, 10:42:18 AM

Quote from: Nexus on February 13, 2015, 10:39:01 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on February 13, 2015, 10:38:18 AM
Quote from: Nexus on February 13, 2015, 10:36:18 AM
Aren't you a virgin anyway?
Lol why are you back here
>dodging the question

So yeah?

greentexting
playing dumb
I'll be a virgin for you, baby

You still have yet to answer my question. Are you a virgin?

Elegiac · February 13, 2015, 10:43:37 AM

Quote from: Luciana on February 13, 2015, 10:41:16 AM

I get pissed when dudes don't fuck me :^)

No but uhh, that all sounds silly, m8.

You must be ballin

It feels silly

Elegiac · February 13, 2015, 10:44:06 AM

Quote from: Nexus on February 13, 2015, 10:43:20 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on February 13, 2015, 10:42:18 AM
Quote from: Nexus on February 13, 2015, 10:39:01 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on February 13, 2015, 10:38:18 AM
Quote from: Nexus on February 13, 2015, 10:36:18 AM
Aren't you a virgin anyway?
Lol why are you back here
>dodging the question

So yeah?

greentexting
playing dumb
I'll be a virgin for you, baby
You still have yet to answer my question. Are you a virgin?

Yes

🂿 · February 13, 2015, 10:44:58 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on February 13, 2015, 10:35:28 AM

Quote from: Deci on February 13, 2015, 10:33:12 AM
Lol girls are angry at you for not having sex with them? Their obsession is pathetic. Talk about desperate fucks.

If it were me and they really were looking for someone to fuck, I'd tell them to go fuck themselves because I don't do filthy casuals and I'm taken.
I'm pretty sure they have more sex than I do, it's just that I'm a bit of a catch, and feelings get hurt when you don't reciprocate.

Edit: Jeezus I sound like some sort of arrogant christian. Just so you know, I know how I sound.

Yeah well, the fact that they depend on sex so much is pretty fucking sad if you ask me.

As I said in a previous thread unrelated this one, humanity has a lot of growing up and evolving to do should the human race continue. Right now we're all Homo sapiens sapiens. The next evolution would involve Homo sapiens sapiens sapiens I believe is what would be called in our primitive language. That is if the human race keeps going and the earth is still around billions of years from now. Our sun would probably explode by then.

That or we all die from a solar flare very soon. Almost happened in 2012. The earth was close to becoming nothing.

Nexus · February 13, 2015, 10:45:29 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on February 13, 2015, 10:44:06 AM

Quote from: Nexus on February 13, 2015, 10:43:20 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on February 13, 2015, 10:42:18 AM
Quote from: Nexus on February 13, 2015, 10:39:01 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on February 13, 2015, 10:38:18 AM
Quote from: Nexus on February 13, 2015, 10:36:18 AM
Aren't you a virgin anyway?
Lol why are you back here
>dodging the question

So yeah?

greentexting
playing dumb
I'll be a virgin for you, baby
You still have yet to answer my question. Are you a virgin?
Yes

Then your OP is total fucking bullshit spouted to make you seem cool when in reality, you're a pathetic beta talking a big game on the internet.

Elegiac · February 13, 2015, 10:46:23 AM

Quote from: Nexus on February 13, 2015, 10:45:29 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on February 13, 2015, 10:44:06 AM
Quote from: Nexus on February 13, 2015, 10:43:20 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on February 13, 2015, 10:42:18 AM
Quote from: Nexus on February 13, 2015, 10:39:01 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on February 13, 2015, 10:38:18 AM
Quote from: Nexus on February 13, 2015, 10:36:18 AM
Aren't you a virgin anyway?
Lol why are you back here
>dodging the question

So yeah?

greentexting
playing dumb
I'll be a virgin for you, baby
You still have yet to answer my question. Are you a virgin?
Yes
Then your OP is total fucking bullshit spouted to make you seem cool when in reality, you're a pathetic beta talking a big game on the internet.

Yes