flood, help me pick up chicks on tinder

Dopameme · March 10, 2015, 11:26:15 PM

i feel like getting laid tonight, and i know that you guys have the best girl advice around.

Spoiler

what should i say?

Nexus · March 10, 2015, 11:27:37 PM

"I'm a minority. Wanna piss your dad off?"

R o c k e t · March 10, 2015, 11:27:51 PM

here is everything you need, right here.

YouTube

Dopameme · March 10, 2015, 11:34:31 PM

Quote from: Nexus on March 10, 2015, 11:27:37 PM

"I'm a minority. Wanna piss your dad off?"

done, now we wait for a response

Jono · March 10, 2015, 11:36:27 PM

Report to my house as soon as possible.

We'll bang okay?

Nexus · March 10, 2015, 11:37:59 PM

Quote from: Officer Dank on March 10, 2015, 11:34:31 PM

Quote from: Nexus on March 10, 2015, 11:27:37 PM
"I'm a minority. Wanna piss your dad off?"
done, now we wait for a response

Bullshit. Pic or didn't happen.

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · March 10, 2015, 11:40:35 PM

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CK97 · March 10, 2015, 11:51:48 PM

Jive Turkey · March 10, 2015, 11:55:27 PM

"You remind me of my shin cause I'm gonna bang you on my coffee table"

Septy · March 10, 2015, 11:57:52 PM

"Does this text smell like chloroform"

Jive Turkey · March 10, 2015, 11:59:49 PM

As long as I have a face, you'll have a place to sit

Naru · March 11, 2015, 12:04:39 AM

OP is a non STEM delivering faggot.

Korra · March 11, 2015, 12:10:20 AM

Why don't you ask #Off-Topic while you're at it?

Elegiac · March 11, 2015, 06:39:35 AM

Hey baby are you a girl because you look like I want to have sex with you

gats · March 11, 2015, 06:40:11 AM

Hey girl throw that boypussy

Sylvie · March 11, 2015, 07:18:36 AM

Step one: be attractive.
Step two: use this to pick up chicks.

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · March 11, 2015, 07:25:05 AM

i like the way your milk producing fat reserves look and your wide hips signify that you will give birth well

Elegiac · March 11, 2015, 07:33:13 AM

lol ryle isn't smooth at all

have another: where did you get those amazing blue eyes because I didn't see them at your mum's house last night

Flee · March 11, 2015, 09:02:42 AM

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A Cheese Potato · March 11, 2015, 09:04:16 AM

"your name sounds like a retarded samurai asking for his weapon"

Doctor Doom · March 11, 2015, 09:05:17 AM

"Don't turn around."

Ushan · March 11, 2015, 09:19:19 AM

"You remind me of my sister."

Girl of Mystery · March 11, 2015, 12:45:22 PM

Quote from: Ushan on March 11, 2015, 09:19:19 AM

"You remind me of my sister."

Nailed it

Dan · March 11, 2015, 12:55:29 PM

Fuck me you filthy cunt.

I heard women are attracted to assholes.

N/A · March 11, 2015, 01:00:49 PM

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Statefarm · March 11, 2015, 01:02:10 PM

OP either got laid or chickened out.

Sandtrap · March 11, 2015, 01:03:40 PM

Spoiler

Just send them this.

The Lord Ruler · March 11, 2015, 01:07:04 PM

Step 1: take a picture of toast in an envelope and send it to her

Nexus · March 11, 2015, 06:54:05 PM

Quote from: Flee on March 11, 2015, 09:02:42 AM

OP not delivering.

RomanGladiator · March 11, 2015, 06:55:35 PM

ayy lmao