Flood genealogy

i am karjala takaisin · September 18, 2014, 10:02:38 PM

Achronos created Stosh. And from a rib of Stosh he created Mehve.

And the two bore three sons; Marty the Elder, Shishka and Evil Otto.

And Evil Otto in his jealousy came to murder Shishka, his own brother.

And Marty the Elder bore Urk, who bore Sketch, who bore Frankie, who bore Halcyon, who bore DeeJ, who bore Disembodied Soul, who would come to live for many thousands of years and continues to live by Achronos' blessing, who bore Duardo, who bore Recon Number 54, who would survive a Great Flood of porch threads, who bore evilcam, The Slayer and BobBQ.

And evilcam bore Ash55, who bore Butane123 and Captain K Mart. And Captain K Mart bore dmbfan09, who bore Tom T, who bore Goweb and Gods Prophet. And Goweb bore Old Papa Rich, who bore Pezza, who bore Senor Leche, who bore Sir Fragula, who bore Predator5791 and True Underdog. And True Underdog bore x Lord Revan x, who bore x Foman123 x, who was nearly sacrificed by his father as a test of faith by Achronos.

And x Foman123 x bore El Roboto and Dazorobbo. And Dazorobbo bore THE DON WAN, who bore chris547, who bore GameJunkieJim, who lead his people out of slavery by the Bioware forums and back to their homeland.

And GameJunkieJim bore borrowedchief and Nedus. And Nedus bore just another fan, who bore KPaul, who bore Gandhi 2, who bore impurity, who bore sawnose, who bore Jeremiah, who bore Ghintoch, who bore Lukems, who bore RunningTurtle, who bore BerserkerBarage, who bore John Cena, who bore Commander Santa, who bore SecondClass, who bore Le Dustin, who bore Trussing Door, who bore Blonic, who bore SoporificSlash, who bore MyNameIsCharlie, who bore Onion Beetle the Son of Achronos, who was birthed by the Virgin Otthild and Baptized by Saint Mr Psychologist, and taught the Word of Shitposting before he was crucified for us under Rose for the Remission of sins.

kush mcgush (ง◕ل͜◕)ง · September 18, 2014, 10:04:00 PM

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · September 18, 2014, 10:04:04 PM

so blonic came from door

how the shit did that happen

i am karjala takaisin · September 18, 2014, 10:04:27 PM

Quote from: Ryle on September 18, 2014, 10:04:04 PM

so blonic came from door

how the shit did that happen

one shitposter leads to another

DAS B00T x2 · September 18, 2014, 10:04:58 PM

10/10, would read again with a bag of Doritos - IGN

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · September 18, 2014, 10:05:09 PM

Quote from: Ember on September 18, 2014, 10:04:27 PM

Quote from: Ryle on September 18, 2014, 10:04:04 PM
so blonic came from door

how the shit did that happen
one shitposter leads to another

i wonder where i came from

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · September 18, 2014, 10:05:31 PM

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RustingFloor · September 18, 2014, 10:05:31 PM

Quote from: Ember on September 18, 2014, 10:02:38 PM

Le Dustin, who bore Trussing Door,

WHHHHHHHOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH THERE MOTHERFUCKER

THAT IS NOT HOW IT WENT DOWN AT ALL

i am karjala takaisin · September 18, 2014, 10:05:58 PM

Quote from: RustingFloor on September 18, 2014, 10:05:31 PM

Quote from: Ember on September 18, 2014, 10:02:38 PM
Le Dustin, who bore Trussing Door,

WHHHHHHHOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH THERE MOTHERFUCKER

THAT IS NOT HOW IT WENT DOWN AT ALL

yeah it is it says so in the bible

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · September 18, 2014, 10:07:17 PM

Quote from: SoporificSlash on September 18, 2014, 10:05:31 PM

Mein Gott. If I'm Blonic's child I'm a fucking disgrace. I must become more pro at shitposting so Senpai will notice me.

you shall become SoporificRash, and infect everyone with your shitposting

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · September 18, 2014, 10:09:04 PM

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nͫiͤcͫeͤ · September 18, 2014, 10:10:35 PM

Quote from: SoporificSlash on September 18, 2014, 10:09:04 PM

Quote from: Ryle on September 18, 2014, 10:07:17 PM
Quote from: SoporificSlash on September 18, 2014, 10:05:31 PM
Mein Gott. If I'm Blonic's child I'm a fucking disgrace. I must become more pro at shitposting so Senpai will notice me.
you shall become SoporificRash, and infect everyone with your shitposting
It is foretold therefore it shall happen

but the transformation requires a lot of SoporificCash™

Laser · September 18, 2014, 10:10:55 PM

[Boar Intensifies]

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · September 18, 2014, 10:11:11 PM

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nͫiͤcͫeͤ · September 18, 2014, 10:11:53 PM

Quote from: SoporificSlash on September 18, 2014, 10:11:11 PM

Quote from: Ryle on September 18, 2014, 10:10:35 PM
Quote from: SoporificSlash on September 18, 2014, 10:09:04 PM
Quote from: Ryle on September 18, 2014, 10:07:17 PM
Quote from: SoporificSlash on September 18, 2014, 10:05:31 PM
Mein Gott. If I'm Blonic's child I'm a fucking disgrace. I must become more pro at shitposting so Senpai will notice me.
you shall become SoporificRash, and infect everyone with your shitposting
It is foretold therefore it shall happen

but the transformation requires a lot of SoporificCash™
holi shet

r u tupok?

don't try to ryle me with your SoporificTrash

i am karjala takaisin · September 18, 2014, 10:12:21 PM

Quote from: Laser on September 18, 2014, 10:10:55 PM

[Boar Intensifies]

they make good meat

Kinder Graham · September 18, 2014, 10:12:41 PM

so like am i the alien

Yu · September 18, 2014, 10:12:47 PM

Quote from: SoporificSlash on September 18, 2014, 10:05:31 PM

Mein Gott. If I'm Blonic's child I'm a fucking disgrace. I must become more pro at shitposting so Senpai will notice me.

*Notices*

i am karjala takaisin · September 18, 2014, 10:14:02 PM

Quote from: Ryle on September 18, 2014, 10:11:53 PM

Quote from: SoporificSlash on September 18, 2014, 10:11:11 PM
Quote from: Ryle on September 18, 2014, 10:10:35 PM
Quote from: SoporificSlash on September 18, 2014, 10:09:04 PM
Quote from: Ryle on September 18, 2014, 10:07:17 PM
Quote from: SoporificSlash on September 18, 2014, 10:05:31 PM
Mein Gott. If I'm Blonic's child I'm a fucking disgrace. I must become more pro at shitposting so Senpai will notice me.
you shall become SoporificRash, and infect everyone with your shitposting
It is foretold therefore it shall happen

but the transformation requires a lot of SoporificCash™
holi shet

r u tupok?
don't try to ryle me with your SoporificTrash

i did not anticipate such high quantities of wordplay

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · September 18, 2014, 10:15:57 PM

Quote from: Yutaka on September 18, 2014, 10:12:47 PM

Quote from: SoporificSlash on September 18, 2014, 10:05:31 PM
Mein Gott. If I'm Blonic's child I'm a fucking disgrace. I must become more pro at shitposting so Senpai will notice me.
*Notices*

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · September 18, 2014, 10:16:58 PM

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I_IRONMAN_I · September 18, 2014, 10:17:22 PM

Whelp, a movie must be made about this.

Call it, "The Passion of the Flood."

i am karjala takaisin · September 18, 2014, 10:18:14 PM

guys i was legit studying a bible family tree for like 25 minutes to make this

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · September 18, 2014, 10:19:38 PM

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September 18, 2014, 10:20:40 PM

Quote from: Ember on September 18, 2014, 10:02:38 PM

SecondClass, who bore Le Dustin

I'm sorry, guys.

i am karjala takaisin · September 18, 2014, 10:20:59 PM

Quote from: SoporificSlash on September 18, 2014, 10:19:38 PM

Quote from: Ember on September 18, 2014, 10:18:14 PM
guys i was legit studying a bible
You are a disgrace to your people

when it comes to this kind of stuff judaism and christianity kinda become the same thing

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · September 18, 2014, 10:21:11 PM

Quote from: SecondClass on September 18, 2014, 10:20:40 PM

Quote from: Ember on September 18, 2014, 10:02:38 PM
SecondClass, who bore Le Dustin
I'm sorry, guys.

your greatest ruse yet

I_IRONMAN_I · September 18, 2014, 10:22:55 PM

Quote from: Ember on September 18, 2014, 10:20:59 PM

Quote from: SoporificSlash on September 18, 2014, 10:19:38 PM
Quote from: Ember on September 18, 2014, 10:18:14 PM
guys i was legit studying a bible
You are a disgrace to your people

when it comes to this kind of stuff judaism and christianity kinda become the same thing

Same in who we (Christians) and they (Hebrews) believe exist.

Different in the beliefs and ideologies.

Christianity and Judaism are quite similar, though.

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · September 18, 2014, 10:23:47 PM

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nͫiͤcͫeͤ · September 18, 2014, 10:24:43 PM

Quote from: SoporificSlash on September 18, 2014, 10:23:47 PM

GTFO of here with your logic, you figs.

SoporificBrash