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NSFW Finally got laid

RomanGladiator | Legendary Invincible!
 
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25 yr old High school french teacher, reddish hair, a little chunky. Went back to her house, got drunk, then had sex. Because I drank too much and didn't get enough sleep the night before it was very difficult. Woke up in the morning and did it again. Then I got her into Breaking Bad afterwards. NSFW
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She was on birth control so I didn't have to use a condom
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
——Carmen
No one cares

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See you Cowgirl,
Someday, somewhere
Quote from: RomanGladiator on November 15, 2015, 04:12:14 PM
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She was on birth control so I didn't have to use a condom
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Au revoir 

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Cue ten pages of comments.

 
 
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Cause this thread won't spiral out of control by Page 3.

 
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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
just

 
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Quote from: SecondClass on November 15, 2015, 04:12:47 PM
No one cares
Well maybe, because now I won't have to make threads about trying to anymore. Overall experience, 6/10. More pumped for Battlefront o nTuesday than it happening again.

 
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Almost always, with moderation

>chunky

 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
Uh... congratulations I guess.

 
 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
Haha finally

 
 
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There. Now what? What's the next "big" step for you?

Where's your life gonna go now that you've finally accomplished this meaningless task?

I don't believe you, by the way.

 
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does this stuff even work?
congrats. welcome to the no-v club.

 
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Ember used to be cool and funny

Now he's just gay
she's seen the original star wars movies, right?

 
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Ummm
Congrats?

 
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Redhead and a teacher?

Sick score bro
 

 
 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
Quote from: [size=99pt][/size] on November 15, 2015, 04:20:27 PM
she's seen the original star wars movies, right?
She's also the biggest AC/DC fan

 
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Quote from: Ingloriouswho98 on November 15, 2015, 04:23:11 PM
Redhead and a teacher?

Sick score bro
You don't understand.

It was a girl.

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Quote from: [size=99pt][/size] on November 15, 2015, 04:20:27 PM
she's seen the original star wars movies, right?
No, but at least LoTR.

 
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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
Good job. Kinda sucks your first time was drunk though.

 
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tfw romangladiator got laif before I did

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Quote from: RomanGladiator on November 15, 2015, 04:26:30 PM
Quote from: [size=99pt][/size] on November 15, 2015, 04:20:27 PM
she's seen the original star wars movies, right?
No, but at least LoTR.
Bro, this bitch sounds like she ain't really a catch.

Don't hit it again.

 
 
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Quote from: Dan on November 15, 2015, 04:28:17 PM
tfw romangladiator got laif before I did
How old are you?

 
 
 
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Quote from: RomanGladiator on November 15, 2015, 04:12:14 PM
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She was on birth control so I didn't have to use a condom
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So, is it a boy or a girl?

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Quote from: Sᴏʟᴏɴᴏɪᴅ on November 15, 2015, 04:26:13 PM
Quote from: Ingloriouswho98 on November 15, 2015, 04:23:11 PM
Redhead and a teacher?

Sick score bro
You don't understand.

It was a girl.

stfu faggot girls are <3

 
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Quote from: Mr. Psychologist on November 15, 2015, 04:33:40 PM
Quote from: RomanGladiator on November 15, 2015, 04:12:14 PM
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She was on birth control so I didn't have to use a condom
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So, is it a boy or a girl?
it's HIV

 
 
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Your love gets me so high
wow congrats, so much for waiting until you found someone worth losing it for

just know that getting laid won't magically make your life any better than it was before

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