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so when is the trilogy of All Too Easy being adapted to film?

I think Jonah Hill or Seth Rogan can play Roman
Yeah and the chick he fucks can be Melissa McCarthy.


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You do realize that birthcontrol isnt 100%, and condoms protect you from stds, right? Go get tested.
I know that. But she didn't have any condoms, and I didn't expect it to happen. She said she's always only used the pill with past boyfriends, so I took a huge risk. Last person she slept with was in April, I'm not concerned about stds from her.
Did she tell you she was std free? Go get tested.
No...she said she only slept with five guys so I didn't feel the need to ask.
Well she could have HPV without knowing. Luckily for you it dosnt usualy effect males, but theres a possibility of genital warts, and passing it off to another girl and giving her cervical cancer. Youve bcome sexually active now do your part and get tested. No glove no love.
Gosh step off, no fucking high school teacher has hpv.
Actually HPV is one of the most common stds for sexually active adults in their 20's, and most people get it without realizing they have it because there's not really symptoms. You wouldn't know unless you get tested, but luckily it's one of those that your system can eventually fight off. Why are you getting defensive?


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so when is the trilogy of All Too Easy being adapted to film?

I think Jonah Hill or Seth Rogan can play Roman
Yeah and the chick he fucks can be Melissa McCarthy.
Too bad they both look nothing like me. Zachary Quinto would have to play me.


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HPV isn't even a fucking issue.


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so when is the trilogy of All Too Easy being adapted to film?

I think Jonah Hill or Seth Rogan can play Roman
Yeah and the chick he fucks can be Melissa McCarthy.
Too bad they both look nothing like me. Zachary Quinto would have to play me.
Lol no, I'm thinking Seth Rogen stunt double.


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so when is the trilogy of All Too Easy being adapted to film?

I think Jonah Hill or Seth Rogan can play Roman
Yeah and the chick he fucks can be Melissa McCarthy.
Too bad they both look nothing like me. Zachary Quinto would have to play me.
Lol no, I'm thinking Seth Rogen stunt double.
whatever you say, Jim.


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You do realize that birthcontrol isnt 100%, and condoms protect you from stds, right? Go get tested.
I know that. But she didn't have any condoms, and I didn't expect it to happen. She said she's always only used the pill with past boyfriends, so I took a huge risk. Last person she slept with was in April, I'm not concerned about stds from her.
Did she tell you she was std free? Go get tested.
No...she said she only slept with five guys so I didn't feel the need to ask.
Well she could have HPV without knowing. Luckily for you it dosnt usualy effect males, but theres a possibility of genital warts, and passing it off to another girl and giving her cervical cancer. Youve bcome sexually active now do your part and get tested. No glove no love.
Gosh step off, no fucking high school teacher has hpv.
Actually HPV is one of the most common stds for sexually active adults in their 20's, and most people get it without realizing they have it because there's not really symptoms. You wouldn't know unless you get tested, but luckily it's one of those that your system can eventually fight off. Why are you getting defensive?
The dude just lost his virginity and you're trying to freak him out.

Just let him be happy.


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I neither fear, nor despise.
so when is the trilogy of All Too Easy being adapted to film?

I think Jonah Hill or Seth Rogan can play Roman
Seth Rogen, only because then he'll actually be funny


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I neither fear, nor despise.
You do realize that birthcontrol isnt 100%, and condoms protect you from stds, right? Go get tested.
I know that. But she didn't have any condoms, and I didn't expect it to happen. She said she's always only used the pill with past boyfriends, so I took a huge risk. Last person she slept with was in April, I'm not concerned about stds from her.
Did she tell you she was std free? Go get tested.
No...she said she only slept with five guys so I didn't feel the need to ask.
Well she could have HPV without knowing. Luckily for you it dosnt usualy effect males, but theres a possibility of genital warts, and passing it off to another girl and giving her cervical cancer. Youve bcome sexually active now do your part and get tested. No glove no love.
Gosh step off, no fucking high school teacher has hpv.
Actually HPV is one of the most common stds for sexually active adults in their 20's, and most people get it without realizing they have it because there's not really symptoms. You wouldn't know unless you get tested, but luckily it's one of those that your system can eventually fight off. Why are you getting defensive?
The dude just lost his virginity and you're trying to freak him out.

Just let him be happy.
No she's trying to keep him from getting a disease with no cure because of being stupid


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at this point spe7agon is more involved in your sex life than you are roman.


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So can we expect a prequel trilogy or a reboot at any point?


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So can we expect a prequel trilogy or a reboot at any point?
Roman Gladiator: Episode I The Phantom Rapist.


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So can we expect a prequel trilogy or a reboot at any point?
Roman Gladiator: Episode I The Phantom Rapist.
It would start out with a young boy and his first discovery of porn, which would lead to his eventual turn to the dark side.


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So can we expect a prequel trilogy or a reboot at any point?
Roman Gladiator: Episode I The Phantom Rapist.
It would start out with a young boy and his first discovery of porn, which would lead to his eventual turn to the dark side.
When do you fuck him?


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Your love gets me so high
>French
>Red hair

WHAT THE FUCK

WHAT DO YOU HAVE THAT I DONT
An affinity for fat people.
Fat girls give better head...I know this from three of them already. They're eager to please and she was a very good lover.
you can't make a statement like that when you haven't been with a girl who isn't fat


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
Three beers in and you decide to bareback a chick that has barebacked five other dudes.


You are worse than me op.


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You do realize that birthcontrol isnt 100%, and condoms protect you from stds, right? Go get tested.
I know that. But she didn't have any condoms, and I didn't expect it to happen. She said she's always only used the pill with past boyfriends, so I took a huge risk. Last person she slept with was in April, I'm not concerned about stds from her.
Did she tell you she was std free? Go get tested.
No...she said she only slept with five guys so I didn't feel the need to ask.
Well she could have HPV without knowing. Luckily for you it dosnt usualy effect males, but theres a possibility of genital warts, and passing it off to another girl and giving her cervical cancer. Youve bcome sexually active now do your part and get tested. No glove no love.
Gosh step off, no fucking high school teacher has hpv.
Actually HPV is one of the most common stds for sexually active adults in their 20's, and most people get it without realizing they have it because there's not really symptoms. You wouldn't know unless you get tested, but luckily it's one of those that your system can eventually fight off. Why are you getting defensive?
The dude just lost his virginity and you're trying to freak him out.

Just let him be happy.
No she's trying to keep him from getting a disease with no cure because of being stupid




mmm yeah this^


and you can still get pregnant even when you take birth control every day at the same time. Ask my friend who has gotten pregnant on it thrice, and she has an alarm on her phone everyday and when that shit goes off she takes it.


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
You do realize that birthcontrol isnt 100%, and condoms protect you from stds, right? Go get tested.
I know that. But she didn't have any condoms, and I didn't expect it to happen. She said she's always only used the pill with past boyfriends, so I took a huge risk. Last person she slept with was in April, I'm not concerned about stds from her.
Did she tell you she was std free? Go get tested.
No...she said she only slept with five guys so I didn't feel the need to ask.
Well she could have HPV without knowing. Luckily for you it dosnt usualy effect males, but theres a possibility of genital warts, and passing it off to another girl and giving her cervical cancer. Youve bcome sexually active now do your part and get tested. No glove no love.
Gosh step off, no fucking high school teacher has hpv.
Actually HPV is one of the most common stds for sexually active adults in their 20's, and most people get it without realizing they have it because there's not really symptoms. You wouldn't know unless you get tested, but luckily it's one of those that your system can eventually fight off. Why are you getting defensive?
The dude just lost his virginity and you're trying to freak him out.

Just let him be happy.
No she's trying to keep him from getting a disease with no cure because of being stupid




mmm yeah this^


and you can still get pregnant even when you take birth control every day at the same time. Ask my friend who has gotten pregnant on it thrice, and she has an alarm on her phone everyday and when that shit goes off she takes it.

Oh she takes it alright


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You do realize that birthcontrol isnt 100%, and condoms protect you from stds, right? Go get tested.
I know that. But she didn't have any condoms, and I didn't expect it to happen. She said she's always only used the pill with past boyfriends, so I took a huge risk. Last person she slept with was in April, I'm not concerned about stds from her.
Did she tell you she was std free? Go get tested.
No...she said she only slept with five guys so I didn't feel the need to ask.
Well she could have HPV without knowing. Luckily for you it dosnt usualy effect males, but theres a possibility of genital warts, and passing it off to another girl and giving her cervical cancer. Youve bcome sexually active now do your part and get tested. No glove no love.
Gosh step off, no fucking high school teacher has hpv.
Actually HPV is one of the most common stds for sexually active adults in their 20's, and most people get it without realizing they have it because there's not really symptoms. You wouldn't know unless you get tested, but luckily it's one of those that your system can eventually fight off. Why are you getting defensive?
The dude just lost his virginity and you're trying to freak him out.

Just let him be happy.
No she's trying to keep him from getting a disease with no cure because of being stupid




mmm yeah this^


and you can still get pregnant even when you take birth control every day at the same time. Ask my friend who has gotten pregnant on it thrice, and she has an alarm on her phone everyday and when that shit goes off she takes it.

Oh she takes it alright


I worked with the woman for 3 years and everyday it would go off at 12pm while we were at work, so yes I am witness to this. She didn't ask to be a single mom of 3. She was taking the shit to prevent that.


ps
your avatar makes me really happy


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
You do realize that birthcontrol isnt 100%, and condoms protect you from stds, right? Go get tested.
I know that. But she didn't have any condoms, and I didn't expect it to happen. She said she's always only used the pill with past boyfriends, so I took a huge risk. Last person she slept with was in April, I'm not concerned about stds from her.
Did she tell you she was std free? Go get tested.
No...she said she only slept with five guys so I didn't feel the need to ask.
Well she could have HPV without knowing. Luckily for you it dosnt usualy effect males, but theres a possibility of genital warts, and passing it off to another girl and giving her cervical cancer. Youve bcome sexually active now do your part and get tested. No glove no love.
Gosh step off, no fucking high school teacher has hpv.
Actually HPV is one of the most common stds for sexually active adults in their 20's, and most people get it without realizing they have it because there's not really symptoms. You wouldn't know unless you get tested, but luckily it's one of those that your system can eventually fight off. Why are you getting defensive?
The dude just lost his virginity and you're trying to freak him out.

Just let him be happy.
No she's trying to keep him from getting a disease with no cure because of being stupid




mmm yeah this^


and you can still get pregnant even when you take birth control every day at the same time. Ask my friend who has gotten pregnant on it thrice, and she has an alarm on her phone everyday and when that shit goes off she takes it.

Oh she takes it alright


I worked with the woman for 3 years and everyday it would go off at 12pm while we were at work, so yes I am witness to this. She didn't ask to be a single mom of 3. She was taking the shit to prevent that.


ps
your avatar makes me really happy

There was a joke in there see if you can find it.

Spoiler
i dig it too


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You do realize that birthcontrol isnt 100%, and condoms protect you from stds, right? Go get tested.
I know that. But she didn't have any condoms, and I didn't expect it to happen. She said she's always only used the pill with past boyfriends, so I took a huge risk. Last person she slept with was in April, I'm not concerned about stds from her.
Did she tell you she was std free? Go get tested.
No...she said she only slept with five guys so I didn't feel the need to ask.
Well she could have HPV without knowing. Luckily for you it dosnt usualy effect males, but theres a possibility of genital warts, and passing it off to another girl and giving her cervical cancer. Youve bcome sexually active now do your part and get tested. No glove no love.
Gosh step off, no fucking high school teacher has hpv.
Actually HPV is one of the most common stds for sexually active adults in their 20's, and most people get it without realizing they have it because there's not really symptoms. You wouldn't know unless you get tested, but luckily it's one of those that your system can eventually fight off. Why are you getting defensive?
The dude just lost his virginity and you're trying to freak him out.

Just let him be happy.
No she's trying to keep him from getting a disease with no cure because of being stupid




mmm yeah this^


and you can still get pregnant even when you take birth control every day at the same time. Ask my friend who has gotten pregnant on it thrice, and she has an alarm on her phone everyday and when that shit goes off she takes it.

Oh she takes it alright


I worked with the woman for 3 years and everyday it would go off at 12pm while we were at work, so yes I am witness to this. She didn't ask to be a single mom of 3. She was taking the shit to prevent that.


ps
your avatar makes me really happy

There was a joke in there see if you can find it.

Spoiler
i dig it too




oh...


Spoiler


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So I'll be upset if I was just her one night stand.


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If she's fat you were her only night stand


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If she's fat you were her only night stand
She's been with five other guys. Just because she's fat it means I should think less of her? She's a nice girl and very smart.


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If she's fat you were her only night stand
She's been with five other guys. Just because she's fat it means I should think less of her? She's a nice girl and very smart.
the fat high school teacher? lay mao


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If she's fat you were her only night stand
She's been with five other guys. Just because she's fat it means I should think less of her? She's a nice girl and very smart.
seems i struck a nerve


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So are there pics of this hoe or not?


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So are there pics of this hoe or not?
You guys aren't getting one.


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If she's fat you were her only night stand
She's been with five other guys. Just because she's fat it means I should think less of her? She's a nice girl and very smart.
seems i struck a nerve

Me: Hey

Her: Hey sorry I can't text for the rest of the night