Kid Songs

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Remember when you were kids and the songs you used to sometimes sing.
Some of them for fun and other to tease, do you remember any of them?

Here is one i remember.

Cheat and Isara
Sitting in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First Comes Loves
Then Comes Marriage
Then Comes a Baby
In a Carriage

So your turn remember anything?


 
 
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My eyes have seen the glory of the trampling at the zoo
We washed ourselves in niggers blood and all the mongrels too
We're taking down the zog machine jew by jew by jew
The white man marches on


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My eyes have seen the glory of the trampling at the zoo
We washed ourselves in niggers blood and all the mongrels too
We're taking down the zog machine jew by jew by jew
The white man marches on
Where is this from?


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Cheat and Isara
Sitting in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First Comes Loves
Then Comes Marriage
Then Comes a Baby
In a Carriage
I'm pretty sure that one ends with "Then comes [insert name] with a baby carriage."


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Feet first into fun!
Cheat and Isara
Sitting in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First Comes Loves
Then Comes Marriage
Then Comes a Baby
In a Carriage
I'm pretty sure that one ends with "Then comes [insert name] with a baby carriage".
I thought the same thing. It should say "Then comes Cheatsara with a baby carriage."


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99 bottle of beer on the wall 99 bottle of beer, you take one down pass it around 98 bottles of bear on the wall


my dad used to sing that all the time before he gave my mom a present


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Favorite song in Kindergarten.


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my dad used to sing that all the time before he gave my mom a present
Was this like before he drunkenly had sex with her?


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99 bottle of beer on the wall 99 bottle of beer, you take one down pass it around 98 bottles of bear on the wall


my dad used to sing that all the time before he gave my mom a present
A black eye?


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99 bottle of beer on the wall 99 bottle of beer, you take one down pass it around 98 bottles of bear on the wall


my dad used to sing that all the time before he gave my mom a present
Was this like before he drunkenly had sex with her?

well he used to have a beer bottle in one hand and a baseball bat in the other, I assume they had a good time. I heard my mom screaming because she was excited and the beer bottle breaking too



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99 bottle of beer on the wall 99 bottle of beer, you take one down pass it around 98 bottles of bear on the wall


my dad used to sing that all the time before he gave my mom a present
A black eye?

she used to wear her makeup when he was done with her, but that was only so she could be pretty


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99 bottle of beer on the wall 99 bottle of beer, you take one down pass it around 98 bottles of bear on the wall


my dad used to sing that all the time before he gave my mom a present
Was this like before he drunkenly had sex with her?

well he used to have a beer bottle in one hand and a baseball bat in the other, I assume they had a good time. I heard my mom screaming because she was excited and the beer bottle breaking too
I don't understand how he bottled bears though. Were they like a weird species for minibears?


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99 bottle of beer on the wall 99 bottle of beer, you take one down pass it around 98 bottles of bear on the wall


my dad used to sing that all the time before he gave my mom a present
Was this like before he drunkenly had sex with her?

well he used to have a beer bottle in one hand and a baseball bat in the other, I assume they had a good time. I heard my mom screaming because she was excited and the beer bottle breaking too
I don't understand how he bottled bears though. Were they like a weird species for minibears?

wath?


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99 bottle of beer on the wall 99 bottle of beer, you take one down pass it around 98 bottles of bear on the wall


my dad used to sing that all the time before he gave my mom a present
Was this like before he drunkenly had sex with her?



well he used to have a beer bottle in one hand and a baseball bat in the other, I assume they had a good time. I heard my mom screaming because she was excited and the beer bottle breaking too
I don't understand how he bottled bears though. Were they like a weird species for minibears?

wath?


99 bottle of beer on the wall 99 bottle of beer, you take one down pass it around 98 bottles of bear on the wall


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99 bottle of beer on the wall 99 bottle of beer, you take one down pass it around 98 bottles of bear on the wall


my dad used to sing that all the time before he gave my mom a present
Was this like before he drunkenly had sex with her?



well he used to have a beer bottle in one hand and a baseball bat in the other, I assume they had a good time. I heard my mom screaming because she was excited and the beer bottle breaking too
I don't understand how he bottled bears though. Were they like a weird species for minibears?

wath?


99 bottle of beer on the wall 99 bottle of beer, you take one down pass it around 98 bottles of bear on the wall

U FUK

i'm leaving it


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and shit just to clarify i was trying to recreate a scenario where I would slowly find out my drunken father beat my mother