Facts that the majority of people don't accept, but are nonetheless true.

Verbatim · May 26, 2015, 12:55:19 PM

Inconvenient truths, paradoxes, etc.

These are some of my favorite things:

There is no god (obligatory).
99.99...% of people don't care about you or your accomplishments.
99.99...% of people, whether they're willing to admit it or not, only care about themselves, and that's not okay.
Weight loss requires hard work and dedication. There are no shortcuts to fitness.
If the human race went extinct, the universe would not weep for us.
99.99...% of things considered valuable by humans are not actually of any intrinsic value.
Gender, as opposed to sex, is a meaningless social construct.

More.

Sandtrap · May 26, 2015, 12:56:43 PM

Everybody has the capacity to lose weight. Even big boned genetic train wrecks.

Girl of Mystery · May 26, 2015, 12:57:41 PM

Quote from: Sandtrap on May 26, 2015, 12:56:43 PM

big boned

no such thing

Verbatim · May 26, 2015, 12:58:03 PM

Quote from: Sandtrap on May 26, 2015, 12:56:43 PM

Everybody has the capacity to lose weight. Even big boned genetic train wrecks.

ew, optimism

how about:
"weight loss requires excruciating amounts of effort and dedication"

Roam · May 26, 2015, 12:58:32 PM

Fact: saying 99.99% in regards to making a statement means nothing anymore

Sandtrap · May 26, 2015, 12:59:03 PM

Quote from: BritishLemön on May 26, 2015, 12:57:41 PM

Quote from: Sandtrap on May 26, 2015, 12:56:43 PM
big boned
no such thing

How astute of you! Although, are you aware that in most chances there are people out there who likely use that excuse still?

Like Kinder.

Verbatim · May 26, 2015, 01:00:15 PM

Quote from: Sleeping Hollow on May 26, 2015, 12:58:32 PM

Fact: saying 99.99% in regards to making a statement means nothing anymore

not really, since 99.99% still leaves 720,000 people

which is quite a lot

Sandtrap · May 26, 2015, 01:00:26 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on May 26, 2015, 12:58:03 PM

Quote from: Sandtrap on May 26, 2015, 12:56:43 PM
Everybody has the capacity to lose weight. Even big boned genetic train wrecks.
ew, optimism

how about:
"weight loss requires excruciating amounts of effort and dedication"

"Being not fat is hard."

I slimmed it down. Remember Verb. We don't want to make people say TL:DR. God forbid they read past two sentences in a day.

Girl of Mystery · May 26, 2015, 01:01:06 PM

Quote from: Sandtrap on May 26, 2015, 12:59:03 PM

Quote from: BritishLemön on May 26, 2015, 12:57:41 PM
Quote from: Sandtrap on May 26, 2015, 12:56:43 PM
big boned
no such thing

How astute of you! Although, are you aware that in most hcances there are people out there who likely use that excuse still?

Like Kinder.

I know there is. Then I just show them this.

Sandtrap · May 26, 2015, 01:03:11 PM

Quote from: BritishLemön on May 26, 2015, 01:01:06 PM

Quote from: Sandtrap on May 26, 2015, 12:59:03 PM
Quote from: BritishLemön on May 26, 2015, 12:57:41 PM
Quote from: Sandtrap on May 26, 2015, 12:56:43 PM
big boned
no such thing

How astute of you! Although, are you aware that in most hcances there are people out there who likely use that excuse still?

Like Kinder.
I know there is. Then I just show them this.

Fabrications. All of it. Some kid did it in photoshop.

Jim · May 26, 2015, 01:03:43 PM

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Ender · May 26, 2015, 01:04:57 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on May 26, 2015, 12:58:03 PM

Quote from: Sandtrap on May 26, 2015, 12:56:43 PM
Everybody has the capacity to lose weight. Even big boned genetic train wrecks.
ew, optimism

how about:
"weight loss requires excruciating amounts of effort and dedication"

Says you, my Brother had to take adderall and lost a shit ton of weight just because it made him stop eating so damn much.

Verbatim · May 26, 2015, 01:05:15 PM

Quote from: Judge Jim on May 26, 2015, 01:03:43 PM

I remember when I was an edgy teenager

did the first fact trigger you

Aether · May 26, 2015, 01:05:49 PM

Humanity could go extinct in some great cataclysm tomorrow and the universe would not mourn for us.

Jim · May 26, 2015, 01:06:38 PM

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Verbatim · May 26, 2015, 01:06:45 PM

Quote from: DemonicChronic on May 26, 2015, 01:05:49 PM

Humanity could go extinct in some great cataclysm tomorrow and the universe would not mourn for us.

Good one.

Indeed, it would celebrate.

Nexus · May 26, 2015, 01:12:06 PM

My penis is fact.

Sandtrap · May 26, 2015, 01:14:36 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on May 26, 2015, 01:06:45 PM

Quote from: DemonicChronic on May 26, 2015, 01:05:49 PM
Humanity could go extinct in some great cataclysm tomorrow and the universe would not mourn for us.
Good one.

Indeed, it would celebrate.

Yes. It turns out our solar system harbors gigantic cosmic party hats and are waiting for the moment that their overly successful third planet kicks the bucket.

Because they're jealous.

Verbatim · May 26, 2015, 01:22:41 PM

you could say that the party is out of this world

Sandtrap · May 26, 2015, 01:25:09 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on May 26, 2015, 01:22:41 PM

you could say that the party is out of this world

You didn't just.... Nope. I have nothing. I've got nothing.

Girl of Mystery · May 26, 2015, 01:25:46 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on May 26, 2015, 01:22:41 PM

you could say that the party is out of this world

dadjoke.jpg

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DAS B00T x2 · May 26, 2015, 01:33:18 PM

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Dan · May 26, 2015, 01:34:51 PM

I don't believe in any God, but I can't rule out the possibility that there is something else out there.

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · May 26, 2015, 01:38:11 PM

you will be forgotten, no matter how famous you become

Verbatim · May 26, 2015, 01:42:04 PM

99.99...% of things considered valuable by humans are not actually of any intrinsic value.

Verbatim · May 26, 2015, 01:43:26 PM

Quote from: Ketameme Cat on May 26, 2015, 01:38:11 PM

you will be forgotten, no matter how famous you become

I don't know if that's necessarily a fact yet. We still hold old guys like Socrates and Plato with reverence.

rC · May 26, 2015, 01:45:30 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on May 26, 2015, 12:58:03 PM

Quote from: Sandtrap on May 26, 2015, 12:56:43 PM
Everybody has the capacity to lose weight. Even big boned genetic train wrecks.
ew, optimism

how about:
"weight loss requires excruciating amounts of effort and dedication"

excruciating for some people, sure, but definitely not for everyone

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maverick · May 26, 2015, 02:17:51 PM

Religious organizations can be highly manipulative
Most Americans are highly influenced by propaganda
Mainstream American media is a terrible place to go for information