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What is genuine traditional bonger food anyhow?

As if mericans have traditional food. Yeah double big macs and large fries don't count.





All of that looks fucking awful
Sandwiches, Mac and Cheese, and Meatloaf is awful? Kill yourself.

Sorry for not liking 2000 calorie servings
Calories in a sandwich: 354 calories
Mac and Cheese: 200 calories
1 large slice of Meatloaf: 294 calories

I'm talking about the calorific content of the ones in the pictures.

And I was specifically talking about the ones in the pictures. Who in their right mind hates a sandwich?
It's called eat until you're not fucking hungry anymore and save the rest for later, then you damn pansy.
...

Self control...
from a... yank?

Good lord, first we see them use sarcasm and now they seem to be exhibiting restraint over their food portions. Perhaps there is hope for them yet ._.
Let us know when you britbongs figure out how humor?

The body isn't always necessarily accurate. Sometimes thirst can be mistaken for hunger, believe it or not.

Certain additives in food and refined carbohydrates also make you hungrier faster than you should be getting.


 
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ITT: Fatty fatters
We all know you're pretty round yourself.
Well you know. I can only fit into year 10 girls clothes....  It's quite depressing and I want to kill myself.

Because you feel ugly or because Meta keeps shadowing you?
Actually, One of the other British users lives near my Island.


 
 
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What is genuine traditional bonger food anyhow?

As if mericans have traditional food. Yeah double big macs and large fries don't count.





All of that looks fucking awful
Sandwiches, Mac and Cheese, and Meatloaf is awful? Kill yourself.

Sorry for not liking 2000 calorie servings
Calories in a sandwich: 354 calories
Mac and Cheese: 200 calories
1 large slice of Meatloaf: 294 calories

I'm talking about the calorific content of the ones in the pictures.

And I was specifically talking about the ones in the pictures. Who in their right mind hates a sandwich?
It's called eat until you're not fucking hungry anymore and save the rest for later, then you damn pansy.
...

Self control...
from a... yank?

Good lord, first we see them use sarcasm and now they seem to be exhibiting restraint over their food portions. Perhaps there is hope for them yet ._.
Let us know when you britbongs figure out how humor?
Close, almost a full sentence.
You misspelled humour though, 8/10. Keep trying, little yenks.
>criticizes grammar of a language with  no consistency or logic
>mispells "yanks"
gg You're on your own next time Germany comes for your tea and scones.
>implying you need consistency and logic to understand a language
>implying that wasn't intentional to represent a regional dialect considered patronising in bongistan
>implying we won't team up with the 4th reich and rid the world of the amerifat plague


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"flaming nipple chops"-Your host, the man they call Ghost.

To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
What is genuine traditional bonger food anyhow?

As if mericans have traditional food. Yeah double big macs and large fries don't count.





All of that looks fucking awful
Sandwiches, Mac and Cheese, and Meatloaf is awful? Kill yourself.

Sorry for not liking 2000 calorie servings
Calories in a sandwich: 354 calories
Mac and Cheese: 200 calories
1 large slice of Meatloaf: 294 calories

I'm talking about the calorific content of the ones in the pictures.

And I was specifically talking about the ones in the pictures. Who in their right mind hates a sandwich?
It's called eat until you're not fucking hungry anymore and save the rest for later, then you damn pansy.
...

Self control...
from a... yank?

Good lord, first we see them use sarcasm and now they seem to be exhibiting restraint over their food portions. Perhaps there is hope for them yet ._.
Let us know when you britbongs figure out how humor?

The body isn't always necessarily accurate. Sometimes thirst can be mistaken for hunger, believe it or not.

Certain additives in food and refined carbohydrates also make you hungrier faster than you should be getting.
Yeah, after the Monty Python gang you guys really became hopeless, didn't you?


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We all know you're pretty round yourself.
Well you know. I can only fit into year 10 girls clothes....  It's quite depressing and I want to kill myself.

Because you feel ugly or because Meta keeps shadowing you?
Actually, One of the other British users lives near my Island.
Wait you don't live on mainland Britain?


 
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ITT: Fatty fatters
We all know you're pretty round yourself.
Well you know. I can only fit into year 10 girls clothes....  It's quite depressing and I want to kill myself.
Er, thanks for my daily laugh >.>

its k
It's not funny.


I want to die.
Heh..
It's all a joke. Killing myself because I'm small. Don't worry.

But still doesn't change the fact I feel like this


 
 
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ITT: Fatty fatters
We all know you're pretty round yourself.
Well you know. I can only fit into year 10 girls clothes....  It's quite depressing and I want to kill myself.

Because you feel ugly or because Meta keeps shadowing you?
Actually, One of the other British users lives near my Island.
Wait you don't live on mainland Britain?

Quick tru! Raise the drawbridge!
Scary lizard lady is coming for you! D:


 
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fuck you
ITT: Fatty fatters
We all know you're pretty round yourself.
Well you know. I can only fit into year 10 girls clothes....  It's quite depressing and I want to kill myself.

Because you feel ugly or because Meta keeps shadowing you?
Actually, One of the other British users lives near my Island.
Wait you don't live on mainland Britain?
No


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"flaming nipple chops"-Your host, the man they call Ghost.

To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
What is genuine traditional bonger food anyhow?

As if mericans have traditional food. Yeah double big macs and large fries don't count.





All of that looks fucking awful
Sandwiches, Mac and Cheese, and Meatloaf is awful? Kill yourself.

Sorry for not liking 2000 calorie servings
Calories in a sandwich: 354 calories
Mac and Cheese: 200 calories
1 large slice of Meatloaf: 294 calories

I'm talking about the calorific content of the ones in the pictures.

And I was specifically talking about the ones in the pictures. Who in their right mind hates a sandwich?
It's called eat until you're not fucking hungry anymore and save the rest for later, then you damn pansy.
...

Self control...
from a... yank?

Good lord, first we see them use sarcasm and now they seem to be exhibiting restraint over their food portions. Perhaps there is hope for them yet ._.
Let us know when you britbongs figure out how humor?
Close, almost a full sentence.
You misspelled humour though, 8/10. Keep trying, little yenks.
>criticizes grammar of a language with  no consistency or logic
>mispells "yanks"
gg You're on your own next time Germany comes for your tea and scones.
>implying you need consistency and logic to understand a language
>implying that wasn't intentional to represent a regional dialect considered patronising in bongistan
>implying we won't team up with the 4th reich and rid the world of the amerifat plague
>Not realizing your language is shit and we only kept it to spite you with how we pronounce and spell things
>Speak english, dammit
>Thinking you'll win against a country where everyone has guns and your country doesn't even allow citizens to carry butter knives.


 
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fuck you
ITT: Fatty fatters
We all know you're pretty round yourself.
Well you know. I can only fit into year 10 girls clothes....  It's quite depressing and I want to kill myself.

Because you feel ugly or because Meta keeps shadowing you?
Actually, One of the other British users lives near my Island.
Wait you don't live on mainland Britain?

Quick tru! Raise the drawbridge!
Scary lizard lady is coming for you! D:
ITS NOT A DRAW BRIDGE SHIT


 
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ITT: Fatty fatters
We all know you're pretty round yourself.
Well you know. I can only fit into year 10 girls clothes....  It's quite depressing and I want to kill myself.
Er, thanks for my daily laugh >.>

its k
It's not funny.


I want to die.
Heh..
It's all a joke. Killing myself because I'm small. Don't worry.

But still doesn't change the fact I feel like this

I've been losing a lot of weight, my pants don't fit my waist like they used to.


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ITT: Fatty fatters
We all know you're pretty round yourself.
Well you know. I can only fit into year 10 girls clothes....  It's quite depressing and I want to kill myself.
Er, thanks for my daily laugh >.>

its k
It's not funny.


I want to die.
So like, you have to wear girl clothes? >.>

Just eat more food is all you can do


 
 
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What is genuine traditional bonger food anyhow?

As if mericans have traditional food. Yeah double big macs and large fries don't count.





All of that looks fucking awful
Sandwiches, Mac and Cheese, and Meatloaf is awful? Kill yourself.

Sorry for not liking 2000 calorie servings
Calories in a sandwich: 354 calories
Mac and Cheese: 200 calories
1 large slice of Meatloaf: 294 calories

I'm talking about the calorific content of the ones in the pictures.

And I was specifically talking about the ones in the pictures. Who in their right mind hates a sandwich?
It's called eat until you're not fucking hungry anymore and save the rest for later, then you damn pansy.
...

Self control...
from a... yank?

Good lord, first we see them use sarcasm and now they seem to be exhibiting restraint over their food portions. Perhaps there is hope for them yet ._.
Let us know when you britbongs figure out how humor?
Close, almost a full sentence.
You misspelled humour though, 8/10. Keep trying, little yenks.
>criticizes grammar of a language with  no consistency or logic
>mispells "yanks"
gg You're on your own next time Germany comes for your tea and scones.
>implying you need consistency and logic to understand a language
>implying that wasn't intentional to represent a regional dialect considered patronising in bongistan
>implying we won't team up with the 4th reich and rid the world of the amerifat plague
>Not realizing your language is shit and we only kept it to spite you with how we pronounce and spell things
>Speak english, dammit
>Thinking you'll win against a country where everyone has guns and your country doesn't even allow citizens to carry butter knives.
>keep telling yourself that
>I am, yenk. Pity you can't get the gist of me gabbin though ya silly berk
>implying we need weapons to defeat the yenks
>implying we can't just starve you of coffee supplies for a week and watch the country tear itself apart


 
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fuck you
ITT: Fatty fatters
We all know you're pretty round yourself.
Well you know. I can only fit into year 10 girls clothes....  It's quite depressing and I want to kill myself.
Er, thanks for my daily laugh >.>

its k
It's not funny.


I want to die.
Heh..
It's all a joke. Killing myself because I'm small. Don't worry.

But still doesn't change the fact I feel like this

I've been losing a lot of weight, my pants don't fit my waist like they used to.
I wear girl jeans.....


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>implying we can't just starve you of coffee supplies for a week and watch the country tear itself apart

my sides


 
 
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ITT: Fatty fatters
We all know you're pretty round yourself.
Well you know. I can only fit into year 10 girls clothes....  It's quite depressing and I want to kill myself.

Because you feel ugly or because Meta keeps shadowing you?
Actually, One of the other British users lives near my Island.
Wait you don't live on mainland Britain?

Quick tru! Raise the drawbridge!
Scary lizard lady is coming for you! D:
ITS NOT A DRAW BRIDGE SHIT


Burn it then! Call in sean connery and the SAS to take it out!


 
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The Rage....
ITT: Fatty fatters
We all know you're pretty round yourself.
Well you know. I can only fit into year 10 girls clothes....  It's quite depressing and I want to kill myself.
Er, thanks for my daily laugh >.>

its k
It's not funny.


I want to die.
Heh..
It's all a joke. Killing myself because I'm small. Don't worry.

But still doesn't change the fact I feel like this

I've been losing a lot of weight, my pants don't fit my waist like they used to.
I wear girl jeans.....
People think I wear girl jeans..


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ITT: Fatty fatters
We all know you're pretty round yourself.
Well you know. I can only fit into year 10 girls clothes....  It's quite depressing and I want to kill myself.

Because you feel ugly or because Meta keeps shadowing you?
Actually, One of the other British users lives near my Island.
Wait you don't live on mainland Britain?

Quick tru! Raise the drawbridge!
Scary lizard lady is coming for you! D:

lizards can swim...


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ITT: Fatty fatters
We all know you're pretty round yourself.
Well you know. I can only fit into year 10 girls clothes....  It's quite depressing and I want to kill myself.
Er, thanks for my daily laugh >.>

its k
It's not funny.


I want to die.
Heh..
It's all a joke. Killing myself because I'm small. Don't worry.

But still doesn't change the fact I feel like this

I've been losing a lot of weight, my pants don't fit my waist like they used to.
I wear girl jeans.....
People think I wear girl jeans..

>implying you're not a girl


 
 
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ITT: Fatty fatters
We all know you're pretty round yourself.
Well you know. I can only fit into year 10 girls clothes....  It's quite depressing and I want to kill myself.

Because you feel ugly or because Meta keeps shadowing you?
Actually, One of the other British users lives near my Island.
Wait you don't live on mainland Britain?

Quick tru! Raise the drawbridge!
Scary lizard lady is coming for you! D:

lizards can swim...
Demn

Okay tru, hold on D:
The SAS is on the way!


 
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fuck you
ITT: Fatty fatters
We all know you're pretty round yourself.
Well you know. I can only fit into year 10 girls clothes....  It's quite depressing and I want to kill myself.
Er, thanks for my daily laugh >.>

its k
It's not funny.


I want to die.
Heh..
It's all a joke. Killing myself because I'm small. Don't worry.

But still doesn't change the fact I feel like this

I've been losing a lot of weight, my pants don't fit my waist like they used to.
I wear girl jeans.....
People think I wear girl jeans..

>implying you're not a girl
Lets not do this again.


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"flaming nipple chops"-Your host, the man they call Ghost.

To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
What is genuine traditional bonger food anyhow?

As if mericans have traditional food. Yeah double big macs and large fries don't count.





All of that looks fucking awful
Sandwiches, Mac and Cheese, and Meatloaf is awful? Kill yourself.

Sorry for not liking 2000 calorie servings
Calories in a sandwich: 354 calories
Mac and Cheese: 200 calories
1 large slice of Meatloaf: 294 calories

I'm talking about the calorific content of the ones in the pictures.

And I was specifically talking about the ones in the pictures. Who in their right mind hates a sandwich?
It's called eat until you're not fucking hungry anymore and save the rest for later, then you damn pansy.
...

Self control...
from a... yank?

Good lord, first we see them use sarcasm and now they seem to be exhibiting restraint over their food portions. Perhaps there is hope for them yet ._.
Let us know when you britbongs figure out how humor?
Close, almost a full sentence.
You misspelled humour though, 8/10. Keep trying, little yenks.
>criticizes grammar of a language with  no consistency or logic
>mispells "yanks"
gg You're on your own next time Germany comes for your tea and scones.
>implying you need consistency and logic to understand a language
>implying that wasn't intentional to represent a regional dialect considered patronising in bongistan
>implying we won't team up with the 4th reich and rid the world of the amerifat plague
>Not realizing your language is shit and we only kept it to spite you with how we pronounce and spell things
>Speak english, dammit
>Thinking you'll win against a country where everyone has guns and your country doesn't even allow citizens to carry butter knives.
>keep telling yourself that
>I am, yenk. Pity you can't get the gist of me gabbin though ya silly berk
>implying we need weapons to defeat the yenks
>implying we can't just starve you of coffee supplies for a week and watch the country tear itself apart
>I will
>Stop making up your gibber gabber you bongaronger
>Like 1/2 of the population hasn't switched over to caffeinated sodas already.


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ITT: Fatty fatters
We all know you're pretty round yourself.
Well you know. I can only fit into year 10 girls clothes....  It's quite depressing and I want to kill myself.
Er, thanks for my daily laugh >.>

its k
It's not funny.


I want to die.
Heh..
It's all a joke. Killing myself because I'm small. Don't worry.

But still doesn't change the fact I feel like this

I've been losing a lot of weight, my pants don't fit my waist like they used to.
I wear girl jeans.....
People think I wear girl jeans..

>implying you're not a girl
Lets not do this again.

do what


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Alright, junior.

Where'sh thish lishard lady then? Fan out men, we've got a reptile to kill.


 
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Alright, junior.

Where'sh thish lishard lady then? Fan out men, we've got a reptile to kill.
Of course you made an alt.

Took you long enough


 
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fuck you
ITT: Fatty fatters
We all know you're pretty round yourself.
Well you know. I can only fit into year 10 girls clothes....  It's quite depressing and I want to kill myself.

Because you feel ugly or because Meta keeps shadowing you?
Actually, One of the other British users lives near my Island.
Wait you don't live on mainland Britain?

Quick tru! Raise the drawbridge!
Scary lizard lady is coming for you! D:

lizards can swim...
Demn

Okay tru, hold on D:
The SAS is on the way!
You got it all wrong, She's Mugino from RailGun.

Spoiler


The way she kicks Misaka ;_: Y u do this?


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If I'm not here, I'm doing photography. Or I'm asleep. Or in lockdown. One of those three, anyway.

The current titlebar/avatar setup is just normal.
What is genuine traditional bonger food anyhow?


I've lived in bongland all my life and I haven't seen anything like that before. I've never even heard of it.
It's called stargazy pie, something the cornish goblin creatures like to eat.

I don't think kinder realises that there are several kinds of sub-human/cross breeds that lurk in the dark places of the british isles.
In the north you have the Badger-Human hybrids, who eat pies.
In cornwall you have the Cornish Goblins, who eat stargazy pie and other weird shit like that. Also babies.
The welsh literally just survive off leeks and ham an cheese toahsties. (Say that singsongy like)
The irish eat raw potatoes.
The scots eat offal as a delicacy and are secretly being made into morbidly obese bloaters by the tories to make sure that they can never win against an english army.
Essex should probably be sawn off and sent to either florida or france. I think they eat tanning products or bucketloads of carrots.
Oh and the West Country cuisine is basically no better than any of the above.

You forgot the northern irish who eat eachother and the upper class who drink the blood of new borns.

Adding on the Welsh eat the same lambs they fuck.

Yep, the British Isles essentially takes part in a national contest of who can eat the weirdest stuff that is still  just somehow edible.


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Alright, junior.

Where'sh thish lishard lady then? Fan out men, we've got a reptile to kill.
Of course you made an alt.

Took you long enough
I don't know what you mean by an alt, laddie.

But enough lollygaggin', grab a rifle and help defend thish little lad.


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Alright, junior.

Where'sh thish lishard lady then? Fan out men, we've got a reptile to kill.
I'm here just in case things get out of hand and someone needs to be taken away for quarantine.


 
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Alright, junior.

Where'sh thish lishard lady then? Fan out men, we've got a reptile to kill.

Psy..? is that you?