Everyone needs to watch R.Kelly's "Trapped In the Closet" Saga

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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

He is Ainu.

The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
At least once in your life, preferably once a year

p.s. Twan is the realest man alive

 
 
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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

He is Ainu.

The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
Quote from: ใญใ“ on May 02, 2017, 11:19:17 PM
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A music soap opera, following the downward spiral of events springing from the mistakes of protagonist Sylvester and others around him.
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I fell asleep while watching Spike TV.

 
 
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i prefer trapped in the drive-thru

 
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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

He is Ainu.

The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
Quote from: Verbatim on May 02, 2017, 11:27:46 PM
i prefer trapped in the drive-thru
It isn't half as winding as the original, and it's more unintentionally hilarious than Weird Al could ever possibly be. Plus the whole thing wraps up with a PSA, which I find hilarious.

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Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on May 02, 2017, 11:21:15 PM
I fell asleep while watching Spike TV.
After ten cups of coffee.
Spoiler
I just ripped a shelf off the wall.
In hindsight you were right, if I was really trying I would've found something sturdier.

 
 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
โ€”Judge Aaron Satie
โ€”โ€”Carmen
obv

i like the midget gay cop thingl

and how he changes from first person perspective to third person perspective between songs

 
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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

He is Ainu.

The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
Quote from: SecondClass on May 03, 2017, 12:16:21 AM
obv

i like the midget gay cop thingl

and how he changes from first person perspective to third person perspective between songs
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He puts himself in a scene as the omniscient narrator and constantly looks surprised by everything that he's saying

Twan is a hood superhero who heals from gunshots in days and has gangster adventures around town while being under house arrest

R Kelly bleeping himself and doing every accent, including the southern white girl and the pimp with a stutter

Before there was Tyler Perry, there was R.Kelly.
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
Didn't R Kelly piss on a kid

 
 
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Quote from: Jono on May 03, 2017, 12:25:39 AM
Didn't R Kelly piss on a kid
she wanted it

 
 
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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

He is Ainu.

The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
Quote from: challengerX on May 03, 2017, 09:59:41 AM
R Kelly doesn't get enough credit for being one of the most insane people on the planet.
I'm never going to quit pimpin

 
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Holy shit this is amazing