Ever wanted to 69 your girl but one of you couldn't reach?

Word Wizard | Heroic Unstoppable!
 
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Well have I got the solution for you!



I call it the Neck Erector.  Similar to the function of the penis, the wearer's arousal activates the erector tube stetching your partners neck up to a safe 7 extra inches.  Give her the extender to tend to your member, it's surely a gift she'll remember! 

Neck Erector comes in several different colors which include:
Pink
Orange
Negro
Yellow
Blue balls
And spunk white

Buy now for a measly $19.99 and WAIT HOLD THAT PHONE, I'M BEING TOLD IF YOU ORDER IN THE NEXT MINUTE AND NINE SECONDS I CAN THROW IN A FREE COCK SOCK (FREE) FOR FREE

Neck Erector is unisex and works for women and manlets. 

(Not recommended to be used in convertables or on rollar coasters.  Spinal disalignment and death may occur in some cases, I am legally not obligated to be responsible for any injury.  Ask your doctor before having seXTREME sexual intercourse)

OUR NUMBER IS 1-888-NECK-ERECT,  CALL NOW


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*insert sales pitch here*


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I cant argue with progress, just you.
Take my money!


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69 is either an asshole in your nose or balls in your eyes


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69 is either an asshole in your nose

Sometimes, love stinks.
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69 is either an asshole in your nose or balls in your eyes

Gotta give that asshole a lick then


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69 is either an asshole in your nose or balls in your eyes

Gotta give that asshole a lick then
This guy gets it^