you are such an idiot I just hate you so damn much holy shit I can't even talk to you right now

you'll get over it

Quote from: Jim Jones the Cult Lord on December 13, 2014, 09:58:21 PM

>introduction of Yoda
>the entire hoth and cloud city events
>the series defining "I am your father" moment which you probably don't "get" because you knew about it before seeing the movie.
>han being captured

>who cares. yeah, yeah, it was cute when he beat up r2 d2, but it's nothing to write home about
>oh my god this was the most boring shit everrr
>plot twists are nothing but a cheap ploy. your film should be able to stand up without them
>what about it

Do the world a favor and don't reproduce. 

By the way, my parents are totally with me. Naturally, they saw the original trilogy first, and while they don't hate the original trilogy like myself (except for Return), they enjoy the prequels just as much.

And it's not one of those things where it's like, "Yeah, they have their problems, and the original trilogy is superior, but I still enjoyed the prequels." No, they actually enjoy them, and they think all the nerds who are upset about it are just a bunch of whiny crybabies. (And they are.)

The only thing they don't really like is George Lucas's tampering with the original trilogy. Adding the CG stuff, and making it so Greedo shoots first to make Han seem less like a cold-blooded killer(?). And I must concede that, yeah, that shit was stupid. But even still, they think it's... you know...

just a fucking movie

Virgin by choice.

Just not your choice.

good thing it has nothing to do with celibacy

Three is one of the best of the prequels for the reason of actually having a great storyline that even though was fucked like the others, did still stood out.

Still could have been made better.

Prequels>OT

Episode III= best episode

Wars is a cultural phenomenon that has transcended generations and has had a huge impact on science fiction and special effects. It is NOT just a movie.

lolk

Quote from: CIS Scum on December 14, 2014, 12:13:02 AM

Wars is a cultural phenomenon that has transcended generations and has had a huge impact on science fiction and special effects. It is NOT just a movie.

lolk

Well, it certainly did change the movie industry.

Quote from: CIS Scum on December 14, 2014, 12:16:59 AM

So basically you have no argument to refute my claims?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120915/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0121765/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0121766/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076759/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080684/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086190/

These are all JUST movies.
That is all they are.
They are not anything else.

Stories are components of a culture that reflect the human condition and are expressions of our passions, fears, and desires. This is why every human culture has stories ranging from creation myths to tragedies. 

Whatever that has to do with anything.

I mean, yes. That's what a film is. Thank you.

Hence, this is why Star Wars is not just a movie. It's a piece of our culture. 

Hence, this is why Star Wars is not just a movie.

...But it is.

You can't say, "This is what this thing is" and use that as proof for why it's more than what it is. That's just a little bit silly.

Actually it doesn't matter how I say it because the end product is the same.

It matters because if a joke isn't set up properly, it won't be funny. I'm basically saying that you're not funny.