So my family wants to get a foreign exchange student to stay with us

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LOL YOUR PARENTS ARE WISHING THEY HAD SOMEONE BETTER THAN YOU!
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Hahahaha very funny Zonda
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First things first, you must assert dominance. Do it the way dogs do. Hump him after beating the shit out of him. Then make him eat after you do, and off your dirty plate, and even then he only eats what you didn't. If he brings any females, be they his sister, mother, girl friend l, aunt, whatever, fuck her or them pregnant. If they are already, kick them in the belly, force a miscarriage and then impregnate them with your seed. When you do it, make and hold eye contact with him. Then make him sleep on the ground outside and only go to bed after you. Make a point to stay up late. If he whines, beat him with a ball pean hammer.


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holy fuck do not i repeat DO NOT allow that filth in your house. Last time I accommodated an immigrant from Bulgaria he threw me around in my own bathroom and bit my mother on the neck vein during a family luncheon.


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Talk with him about your shared hatred of Muslims.


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So, from what country would this person be from?
France.
Get him to bake you baguettes.


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Talk with him about your shared hatred of Muslims.
That's the thing- my brother uses the le nigger meme all the time, my mom wants to murder all the Muslims, and my dad hates everyone. This shit is going to suck for all of us.
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Eh, we hosted a dude from Japan for a few months in like 2009. He was a cool guy.


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So, from what country would this person be from?
France.
Refer to your house as the Bataclan Theater as much as possible.


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"flaming nipple chops"-Your host, the man they call Ghost.

To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
Talk with him about your shared hatred of Muslims.
That's the thing- my brother uses the le nigger meme all the time, my mom wants to murder all the Muslims, and my dad hates everyone. This shit is going to suck for all of us.
At least Frenchie will be getting the full American cultural experience.


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Talk with him about your shared hatred of Muslims.
That's the thing- my brother uses the le nigger meme all the time, my mom wants to murder all the Muslims, and my dad hates everyone. This shit is going to suck for all of us.
At least Frenchie will be getting the full American cultural experience.
Memes call of duty what are those deez nuts ha-ha u mad bro u mad xd lmao lmao meme Niger Niger Niger


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First things first, you must assert dominance. Do it the way dogs do. Hump him after beating the shit out of him. Then make him eat after you do, and off your dirty plate, and even then he only eats what you didn't. If he brings any females, be they his sister, mother, girl friend l, aunt, whatever, fuck her or them pregnant. If they are already, kick them in the belly, force a miscarriage and then impregnate them with your seed. When you do it, make and hold eye contact with him. Then make him sleep on the ground outside and only go to bed after you. Make a point to stay up late. If he whines, beat him with a ball pean hammer.
You have too much free time to think this shit up


 
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Where are they from?


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Had one from France when I was younger. He was alright, despite being French.


 
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I'm pretty pissed tbh.

They're applying for this, even after me being very vocal about not wanting it. I feel like this should be a group decision.
Guess who will be watching over your shoulder for the next few months buddy.

You r play call to duty game?
The horror.
I don't want to feel uncomfortable in my own damn house.
I feel bad for you
Move out?


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does this stuff even work?
kill your parents.