Old people use placemats.
alegick
>implying I have placematsAbout five minutes. I just got a haircut and a sandwich, drove home, threw in a load of wash, and it's only 20 minutes later.
So the nearest placemat might not be in your house.
I really don't want to go on a scavenger hunt through my neighborhood for a placemat.
It's on your head.
No, that would be a pair of headphones.