Elegiac Educational Series pt. 1: Moisture Wars

 
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I got out of the shower recently and went outside and insects came at me to get at my moisture. I always thought that nuclear war would wipe us out, but that's if the insects don't get us first. In the future, as scientific sources agree, when global warming makes all the land into desert all the insects will swarm together to harvest the moisture of the human race. Imagine being hit by a swarm of bees and a swarm of locusts at the same time.

This is the first in an educational series of articles. I will be tagging them for archiving purposes.

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Deserts? The whole world will still pretty much all be water, except for some land areas. I'm sure that most bugs will die out, or migrate to moist areas (near water) rather than evolving to drink human blood. I don't know, it just makes a whole lot more sense to me.


 
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Deserts? The whole world will still pretty much all be water, except for some land areas. I'm sure that most bugs will die out, or migrate to moist areas (near water) rather than evolving to drink human blood. I don't know, it just makes a whole lot more sense to me.
So basically Waterworld vs Mad Max. I think that Mel would whoop Kevin's ass but there is a third option where the situation get's escape from LA'd and earthquakes strand mankind as prisoners on an island on the Insect Planet


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Deserts? The whole world will still pretty much all be water, except for some land areas. I'm sure that most bugs will die out, or migrate to moist areas (near water) rather than evolving to drink human blood. I don't know, it just makes a whole lot more sense to me.
So basically Waterworld vs Mad Max. I think that Mel would whoop Kevin's ass but there is a third option where the situation get's escape from LA'd and earthquakes strand mankind as prisoners on an island on the Insect Planet
In that scenario the majority of humans are dead. The population's number would have to be quite small. I guess that's some sort of possibility, but unless the insects are already carnivorous, they most likely won't evolve due to other sources of water being available. Most carnivorous insects would probably die due to the low amount of animals.


 
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Deserts? The whole world will still pretty much all be water, except for some land areas. I'm sure that most bugs will die out, or migrate to moist areas (near water) rather than evolving to drink human blood. I don't know, it just makes a whole lot more sense to me.
So basically Waterworld vs Mad Max. I think that Mel would whoop Kevin's ass but there is a third option where the situation get's escape from LA'd and earthquakes strand mankind as prisoners on an island on the Insect Planet
In that scenario the majority of humans are dead. The population's number would have to be quite small. I guess that's some sort of possibility, but unless the insects are already carnivorous, they most likely won't evolve due to other sources of water being available. Most carnivorous insects would probably die due to the low amount of animals.
The air bugs grow big enough to harvest us, hmmm...


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Deserts? The whole world will still pretty much all be water, except for some land areas. I'm sure that most bugs will die out, or migrate to moist areas (near water) rather than evolving to drink human blood. I don't know, it just makes a whole lot more sense to me.
So basically Waterworld vs Mad Max. I think that Mel would whoop Kevin's ass but there is a third option where the situation get's escape from LA'd and earthquakes strand mankind as prisoners on an island on the Insect Planet
In that scenario the majority of humans are dead. The population's number would have to be quite small. I guess that's some sort of possibility, but unless the insects are already carnivorous, they most likely won't evolve due to other sources of water being available. Most carnivorous insects would probably die due to the low amount of animals.
The air bugs grow big enough to harvest us, hmmm...
Why would they grow bigger?


 
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Deserts? The whole world will still pretty much all be water, except for some land areas. I'm sure that most bugs will die out, or migrate to moist areas (near water) rather than evolving to drink human blood. I don't know, it just makes a whole lot more sense to me.
So basically Waterworld vs Mad Max. I think that Mel would whoop Kevin's ass but there is a third option where the situation get's escape from LA'd and earthquakes strand mankind as prisoners on an island on the Insect Planet
In that scenario the majority of humans are dead. The population's number would have to be quite small. I guess that's some sort of possibility, but unless the insects are already carnivorous, they most likely won't evolve due to other sources of water being available. Most carnivorous insects would probably die due to the low amount of animals.
The air bugs grow big enough to harvest us, hmmm...
Why would they grow bigger?
In order to harvest us


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Deserts? The whole world will still pretty much all be water, except for some land areas. I'm sure that most bugs will die out, or migrate to moist areas (near water) rather than evolving to drink human blood. I don't know, it just makes a whole lot more sense to me.
So basically Waterworld vs Mad Max. I think that Mel would whoop Kevin's ass but there is a third option where the situation get's escape from LA'd and earthquakes strand mankind as prisoners on an island on the Insect Planet
In that scenario the majority of humans are dead. The population's number would have to be quite small. I guess that's some sort of possibility, but unless the insects are already carnivorous, they most likely won't evolve due to other sources of water being available. Most carnivorous insects would probably die due to the low amount of animals.
The air bugs grow big enough to harvest us, hmmm...
Why would they grow bigger?
In order to harvest us
Oh, okay. Then I'm gonna grow wings and be able to shoot lazers out of my eyes because I want to be a superhero.


 
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Deserts? The whole world will still pretty much all be water, except for some land areas. I'm sure that most bugs will die out, or migrate to moist areas (near water) rather than evolving to drink human blood. I don't know, it just makes a whole lot more sense to me.
So basically Waterworld vs Mad Max. I think that Mel would whoop Kevin's ass but there is a third option where the situation get's escape from LA'd and earthquakes strand mankind as prisoners on an island on the Insect Planet
In that scenario the majority of humans are dead. The population's number would have to be quite small. I guess that's some sort of possibility, but unless the insects are already carnivorous, they most likely won't evolve due to other sources of water being available. Most carnivorous insects would probably die due to the low amount of animals.
The air bugs grow big enough to harvest us, hmmm...
Why would they grow bigger?
In order to harvest us
Oh, okay. Then I'm gonna grow wings and be able to shoot lazers out of my eyes because I want to be a superhero.
I'm not sure that being a superhero will ensure your survival in this case