Dustin's advice on how to get bitches

Dustin · May 01, 2015, 08:23:27 PM

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Mat Cauthon · May 01, 2015, 08:24:45 PM

Rule 1: Don't be Dustin

Ushan · May 01, 2015, 08:25:45 PM

Quote from: Byrne on May 01, 2015, 08:24:45 PM

Rule 1: Don't be Dustin

Rule 2: Don't be anyone else on this site.

Dopameme · May 01, 2015, 08:26:04 PM

I live by all five of those rules and I am drowning in pussy

Verbatim · May 01, 2015, 08:29:38 PM

Quote from: Dustin on May 01, 2015, 08:23:27 PM

3. Remember to talk over her and push her a little when she talks too much

>a little

beta confirmed

you need to punch her through the fucking wall

CIS · May 01, 2015, 08:36:39 PM

Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Super Irish · May 01, 2015, 08:37:33 PM

So essentially, a bastard...

Camnator · May 01, 2015, 08:58:55 PM

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Batch · May 01, 2015, 09:01:08 PM

Welcome back Dustbin

*sips tea*

RomanGladiator · May 01, 2015, 09:16:23 PM

I've tried being mean and being nice, neither work. lel, I was supposed to have a date with this 26year old tomorrow but I didn't text her for a full day to tease her, and she didn't respond to my text from tonight.

R o c k e t · May 01, 2015, 09:18:18 PM

Rule #1: Don't take advice from Dustin on anything

Dustin · May 01, 2015, 09:21:04 PM

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RomanGladiator · May 01, 2015, 09:30:38 PM

Quote from: Dustin on May 01, 2015, 09:21:04 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on May 01, 2015, 09:16:23 PM
I've tried being mean and being nice, neither work. lel, I was supposed to have a date with this 26year old tomorrow but I didn't text her for a full day to tease her, and she didn't respond to my text from tonight.
Not responding isn't teasing. You have to call her a fat ugly whore or something.

I know you're not trying to be serious. But it seems like when I give too much attention or not enough I always fail. I tried to give this girl space before we met and make it seem like I didn;t care. Oh well, guess that doesn't work either,

CyberGama · May 01, 2015, 09:32:56 PM

Rule one of getting a bitch.

YouTube

FatherlyNick - fuck putin · May 02, 2015, 04:22:42 AM

Quote from: Ushan on May 01, 2015, 08:25:45 PM

Quote from: Byrne on May 01, 2015, 08:24:45 PM
Rule 1: Don't be Dustin

Rule 2: Don't be anyone else on this site.

amen.

gats · May 02, 2015, 04:33:34 AM

omg dusty poo is back
<3

not being nice works so much better

Word Wizard · May 02, 2015, 07:43:42 AM

Why would anyone take advice from you when you have no experience?

rC · May 02, 2015, 07:52:46 AM

but dustin, you like men

Batch · May 02, 2015, 06:59:04 PM

Okay, so what did he get banned for now?

Mat Cauthon · May 02, 2015, 07:00:48 PM

lolrekt

Girl of Mystery · May 02, 2015, 07:02:18 PM

Quote from: Batch on May 02, 2015, 06:59:04 PM

Okay, so what did he get banned for now?

meatspin

Sandtrap · May 02, 2015, 07:08:03 PM

Quote from: Lemönade on May 02, 2015, 07:02:18 PM

Quote from: Batch on May 02, 2015, 06:59:04 PM
Okay, so what did he get banned for now?
meatspin

Cam the Sham and Dustbin given another vacation.

All is well in the world today.

Batch · May 02, 2015, 07:09:17 PM

Well that was awfully short lived

*sips tea*

Mr. Psychologist · May 02, 2015, 07:14:25 PM

Quote from: Sandtrap on May 02, 2015, 07:08:03 PM

Quote from: Lemönade on May 02, 2015, 07:02:18 PM
Quote from: Batch on May 02, 2015, 06:59:04 PM
Okay, so what did he get banned for now?
meatspin

Cam the Sham and Dustbin given another vacation.

All is well in the world today.

Yup, early and permanent retirement for the both of them now.

Nexus · May 02, 2015, 07:17:23 PM

The only pussy Dustin is drowning in are all his cats locked in his room.

Poor cats.

Jive Turkey · May 02, 2015, 07:18:15 PM

I am confident I could help anyone in this group get bitches

Sandtrap · May 02, 2015, 07:21:56 PM

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on May 02, 2015, 07:14:25 PM

Quote from: Sandtrap on May 02, 2015, 07:08:03 PM
Quote from: Lemönade on May 02, 2015, 07:02:18 PM
Quote from: Batch on May 02, 2015, 06:59:04 PM
Okay, so what did he get banned for now?
meatspin

Cam the Sham and Dustbin given another vacation.

All is well in the world today.
Yup, early and permanent retirement for the both of them now.

Can't say I'll miss them too much. Even still. Kinda blows that it has to come down to this though. I find it rather funny. With the amount of bolony they dish out they sure do arrive back here rather quickly after their ban is up.

Which essentially means they're about as lost as all the other exiles from Bungie.

Ashes to ashes, goodbye shitposters.

Mr. Psychologist · May 02, 2015, 07:31:02 PM

Quote from: Sandtrap on May 02, 2015, 07:21:56 PM

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on May 02, 2015, 07:14:25 PM
Quote from: Sandtrap on May 02, 2015, 07:08:03 PM
Quote from: Lemönade on May 02, 2015, 07:02:18 PM
Quote from: Batch on May 02, 2015, 06:59:04 PM
Okay, so what did he get banned for now?
meatspin

Cam the Sham and Dustbin given another vacation.

All is well in the world today.
Yup, early and permanent retirement for the both of them now.

Can't say I'll miss them too much. Even still. Kinda blows that it has to come down to this though. I find it rather funny. With the amount of bolony they dish out they sure do arrive back here rather quickly after their ban is up.

Which essentially means they're about as lost as all the other exiles from Bungie.

Ashes to ashes, goodbye shitposters.

Yeah, it is a real shame.

I mean, if Dustin just dropped all of the bullshit and stopped his sad attempts to troll a forum that's been milked completely dry he probably could have gotten along quite well. He is a smart chap, but it's a pity it's wasted by some of the crap he liked to pull.

Not Comms Officer · May 02, 2015, 07:33:07 PM

Quote from: Sandtrap on May 02, 2015, 07:21:56 PM

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on May 02, 2015, 07:14:25 PM
Quote from: Sandtrap on May 02, 2015, 07:08:03 PM
Quote from: Lemönade on May 02, 2015, 07:02:18 PM
Quote from: Batch on May 02, 2015, 06:59:04 PM
Okay, so what did he get banned for now?
meatspin

Cam the Sham and Dustbin given another vacation.

All is well in the world today.
Yup, early and permanent retirement for the both of them now.

Can't say I'll miss them too much. Even still. Kinda blows that it has to come down to this though. I find it rather funny. With the amount of bolony they dish out they sure do arrive back here rather quickly after their ban is up.

Which essentially means they're about as lost as all the other exiles from Bungie.

Ashes to ashes, goodbye shitposters.

You still got me!!

Not Comms Officer · May 02, 2015, 07:34:18 PM

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on May 02, 2015, 07:31:02 PM

Quote from: Sandtrap on May 02, 2015, 07:21:56 PM
Quote from: Mr Psychologist on May 02, 2015, 07:14:25 PM
Quote from: Sandtrap on May 02, 2015, 07:08:03 PM
Quote from: Lemönade on May 02, 2015, 07:02:18 PM
Quote from: Batch on May 02, 2015, 06:59:04 PM
Okay, so what did he get banned for now?
meatspin

Cam the Sham and Dustbin given another vacation.

All is well in the world today.
Yup, early and permanent retirement for the both of them now.

Can't say I'll miss them too much. Even still. Kinda blows that it has to come down to this though. I find it rather funny. With the amount of bolony they dish out they sure do arrive back here rather quickly after their ban is up.

Which essentially means they're about as lost as all the other exiles from Bungie.

Ashes to ashes, goodbye shitposters.
Yeah, it is a real shame.

I mean, if Dustin just dropped all of the bullshit and stopped his sad attempts to troll a forum that's been milked completely dry he probably could have gotten along quite well. He is a smart chap, but it's a pity it's wasted by some of the crap he liked to pull.

Yeah, Dustin reminds me a good deal of this one person I know in real life. Pretty smart person, but he just pisses it all away on trying to screw around with people and he's probably gonna end up as a loser. Kind of sad to watch the whole thing. Though Dustin doesn't seem like the type who would become a loser.