Dump your jokes on this thread.

The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that pussy once Jimmy leaves for school today!"

womens rights
(sorry korra)

Its k. As long as you say sorry, which you already did.

Halo 3's story.

-1

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, ?Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?? The father, surprised, answers, ?Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman?s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.? ?Onions?? the son asks. ?Yes. You see them and they make you cry.? This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, ?Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?? The mother smiles and says, ?Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it?s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it?s like a Christmas tree.? ?A Christmas tree?? the daughter asks. ?Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.?

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, ?Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?? The father, surprised, answers, ?Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman?s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.? ?Onions?? the son asks. ?Yes. You see them and they make you cry.? This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, ?Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?? The mother smiles and says, ?Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it?s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it?s like a Christmas tree.? ?A Christmas tree?? the daughter asks. ?Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.?

lol

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

oh my.....

lol

It's hard to sleep in my apartment, I'll tell ya. This girl was pounding on my door all night! Eventually, I had to let her out.

What did the cannibal do after dumping her boyfriend?
She wiped her ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Yo momma's so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.

You can stop the thread with this joke..

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Spoiler

To get to the other side

You can stop the thread with this joke..

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Spoiler

To get to the other side

Kek

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Yo momma's so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.

Oh shit son XD

Halo 3's story.

That offended me

That offended me

Actually i'm one of those people as well, the story for halo 3 was ok but it wasn't great.

The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that pussy once Jimmy leaves for school today!"

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap?

Spoiler

Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 64 million years.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap?

Spoiler

Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 64 million years.

I would have posted a Robin Williams joke but it might be a tad soon.

I would have posted a Robin Williams joke but it might be a tad soon.

Oh god dont start it up again

I would have posted a Robin Williams joke but it might be a tad soon.

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

Robin Williams 1951-2014

Good man, R.I.P