Dude gives ex-girlfriend her half of the stuff. . . Literally

 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
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For you non-German speakers:

"Thanks for twelve "beautiful" years, Laura. You have the half you deserve".

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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
IMMORAL
UNLAWFUL
 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               πŸ…±
Oh my god I would totes do this.

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should have chopped half his dick as a souvenir

 
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Quote from: Jocephalopod on June 18, 2015, 09:47:50 PM
should have chopped half his dick as a souvenir

Would he give one of his testicles, or two halves of both testicles?

 
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did he really just cut his car in half

 
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Quote from: aTALLmidget on June 18, 2015, 09:53:40 PM
Quote from: Jocephalopod on June 18, 2015, 09:47:50 PM
should have chopped half his dick as a souvenir

Would he give one of his testicles, or two halves of both testicles?


he would cut the sack where the balls lay

 
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We always say to fight fire, you must use fire. This is wrong. Fighting fire with fire will leave scars and a new flame will rise. We must instead use water. It is the opposite of fire, it extinguishes the fire, it cools, it refreshes, it heals. We are made up of 70% water, we are not made up of 70% fire. Please practice what we truly are
I bet if men were allowed to do this, there would be less gold diggers.. Hahaha

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Talk about a 50% off deal.

 
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Man this is impressive heights of passive aggressiveness

 
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See you Cowgirl,
Someday, somewhere
Clearly he is not well off if he's driving that kind of car. How is he gonna replace all of that.

 
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Quote from: Septy on June 19, 2015, 03:21:57 AM
Clearly he is not well off if he's driving that kind of car. How is he gonna replace all of that.
He'll probably do it with his parents money.
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WHAT CAREER

 
 
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Wow, he's crazy.
But that's funny at the same time.