So a few weeks ago I met a friend of my friends at a party. His name was Sam, and we had a super long conversation and he was cool as fuck and he also thought I was really cool. The next day I get a friend request on snapchat from a guy named Sam. OBVIOUSLY I thought it was him

Well I watch his stories and realize he does some really cool shit. He works at Stanford doing presentations and drives lots of fancy cars etc. I ask my fried wtf he does for a living an my friend says he works at Savemart. That doesn't add up so I show him the snapchat stories and he's like "dude this isn't Sam"

Pretty much some random cool as fuck dude named Sam added me and I want to become his friend so I can do cool stuff with him no homo.

Right now he's currently having the overweight nerdy asian pizza guy spank a super hot naked tatted up blonde girl lmao wtf who is this guy

How can I become friends with him without being weird

Casually rape him with his mother watching.

Make sure it's casual though, ffs.

Brojob