dogs are the best things ever

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · February 02, 2015, 05:20:38 PM

They helped me get through my trauma. My mom told me she was pleasuring herself with a hotdog once and it broke inside of her, but she didn't panic and started pushing like she was having a baby and it eventually came out, so you can say she kind of gave birth to a hot dog. And when I was a baby she made me eat that hotdog. Now I'm traumatized, because technically I ate my brother. Luckily my pitbull can console me.

Jocephalopod · February 02, 2015, 05:23:34 PM

Dugbar has saved you from the satanic virgin birth yet again

clum clum · February 02, 2015, 05:24:14 PM

big dog · February 02, 2015, 05:24:25 PM

The fuck.

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · February 02, 2015, 05:24:49 PM

Quote from: Numb Digger on February 02, 2015, 05:24:14 PM

oh

oh

TB · February 02, 2015, 05:24:58 PM

clum clum · February 02, 2015, 05:26:43 PM

Quote from: Яyle on February 02, 2015, 05:24:49 PM

Quote from: Numb Digger on February 02, 2015, 05:24:14 PM
oh
oh

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

Elai · February 02, 2015, 05:27:23 PM

YouTube

Agreed, dogs are the best thing ever. Chewbacca (the small one in the video above) is really big now but he's the most cuddly thing ever.

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · February 02, 2015, 05:28:17 PM

Quote from: Numb Digger on February 02, 2015, 05:26:43 PM

Quote from: Яyle on February 02, 2015, 05:24:49 PM
Quote from: Numb Digger on February 02, 2015, 05:24:14 PM
oh
oh

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

CRAWLING IN MY OH

Girl of Mystery · February 02, 2015, 05:30:28 PM

Quote from: Jocephalopod on February 02, 2015, 05:23:34 PM

Dugbar has saved you from the satanic virgin birth yet again

Was this in London?

clum clum · February 02, 2015, 05:30:32 PM

Quote from: Яyle on February 02, 2015, 05:28:17 PM

Quote from: Numb Digger on February 02, 2015, 05:26:43 PM
Quote from: Яyle on February 02, 2015, 05:24:49 PM
Quote from: Numb Digger on February 02, 2015, 05:24:14 PM
oh
oh

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
CRAWLING IN MY OH

I'VE BECOME SO OH

Jocephalopod · February 02, 2015, 05:31:58 PM

Quote from: BritishLemön on February 02, 2015, 05:30:28 PM

Quote from: Jocephalopod on February 02, 2015, 05:23:34 PM

Dugbar has saved you from the satanic virgin birth yet again

Was this in London?

where else?