So I was sitting out on my porch about 2 hours ago and a baby fox just walked up to me and crawled all over me. It couldn't be more than 6-8 weeks old. I fed it some snacks and looked around for it's foxy mother. After waiting around no mother showed, which was weird because foxy mom's are defensive as fuck. There were a couple other baby foxes running around too. All I can assume is that the burrow got fucked and something happened to the mother.

The fox is now in a large wool sock with some cat food and water. I think I might keep him, as I've raised foxes before. However, I could also let him loose and possibly let the stray cats get to him. I also have a cunt that came out to say "Hi" when it came up to me and they got along well.

What should I do Flood?

Damn straight I just did that.

>Keep it and Ryle it

WHAT ARE THESE IMPLICATIONS

If you've raised them before, then I don't see why you shouldn't do it again <.<

It wouldn't survive out in the wild on it's own, so it's either going to a rescue centre or if you'll look after it then I'm sure it's found a good home >.> Even if that is only a temporary one.

FUCK ME IT'S A PORCH DAY THREAD

I was asking a serious question, and I didn't realize how much it sounded like a porch thread.



What hell have I unleashed?

God damnit.

MY POST WAS SERIOUS!

You're not Byrne.