Do you know how much GOD loves you?

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Me: God, can I ask You a question?

God: Sure

Me: Promise You won’t get mad

God: I promise

Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?

God: What do u mean?

Me: Well, I woke up late

God: Yes

Me: My car took forever to start

God: Okay

Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait

God: Huummm

Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call

God: All right

Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn’t work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?

God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that

Me (humbled): OH

GOD: I didn’t let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.

Me: (ashamed) God: The first person who made your sandwich
today was sick & I didn’t want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn’t afford to miss work.

Me (embarrassed): okay

God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn’t even let you talk to them so you would be covered.

Me (softly): I see God

God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn’t think you wanted to be in the dark.

Me: I’m Sorry God

God: Don’t be sorry, just learn to Trust Me…. in All things , the Good & the bad.

Me: I will trust You.

God: And don’t doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.

Me: I won’t God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.

God: You’re welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children.


Basically, God is a fucking asshole and would ruin your day just to "look after you" or some doohickey.
What a jerk, right? Keeping me alive and shit.

Well, he makes you wake up late, makes you late for work, starves you during your lunch period, and ruins your ONE moment of comfort.

What a dick.


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I know how much shrek loves me, shrek loves us all.

Shrek is love, Shrek is life.



All hail Shrek.


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Not at all relevant to this thread. But are you Jake from Bungie that I know or just some other random Jake who also stole the username

Yeah, that's me.  Hey, Rosso. 


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I neither fear, nor despise.
Is that why he made me an atheist
Because God forces you to do things?

What Bible are you reading-OH WAIT


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Not at all relevant to this thread. But are you Jake from Bungie that I know or just some other random Jake who also stole the username

Yeah, that's me.  Hey, Rosso.
Oh, hello! How's life, other Jake? I don't see you on Bungie any more I thinks

Life's going very well for me.  Had a rough patch back in May, but it's been smooth sailing from there.  I'm generally kept too busy with school and friends to allow me to use the forums all that often.  I'm trying to end my last year of highschool on a high note.  How've you been, Australian Jake?


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"flaming nipple chops"-Your host, the man they call Ghost.

To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
Is that why he made me an atheist
Because God forces you to do things?

What Bible are you reading-OH WAIT
I prayed for weeks for a sign, a hint, for anything. It wouldn't take god directly appearing before me with a golden light, just some kind of sign.

Nothing ever came.

If there was a god, and he wanted me to believe in him, if he loved me, there would have been something. But there was nothing.

Kinda cemented things.
I'm sorry to hear that's how things worked out for you, but don't you ever think maybe it was just something subtle you missed?


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"flaming nipple chops"-Your host, the man they call Ghost.

To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
Is that why he made me an atheist
Because God forces you to do things?

What Bible are you reading-OH WAIT
I prayed for weeks for a sign, a hint, for anything. It wouldn't take god directly appearing before me with a golden light, just some kind of sign.

Nothing ever came.

If there was a god, and he wanted me to believe in him, if he loved me, there would have been something. But there was nothing.

Kinda cemented things.
I'm sorry to hear that's how things worked out for you, but don't you ever think maybe it was just something subtle you missed?
If an all-knowing, all-powerful god meant for me to see it, I would have seen it.
God can't make you do anything, you get to choose how you interpret and see things. Really that's what a sign from God is, an interpretation of an event.


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"flaming nipple chops"-Your host, the man they call Ghost.

To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
Is that why he made me an atheist
Because God forces you to do things?

What Bible are you reading-OH WAIT
I prayed for weeks for a sign, a hint, for anything. It wouldn't take god directly appearing before me with a golden light, just some kind of sign.

Nothing ever came.

If there was a god, and he wanted me to believe in him, if he loved me, there would have been something. But there was nothing.

Kinda cemented things.
I'm sorry to hear that's how things worked out for you, but don't you ever think maybe it was just something subtle you missed?
If an all-knowing, all-powerful god meant for me to see it, I would have seen it.
God can't make you do anything, you get to choose how you interpret and see things. Really that's what a sign from God is, an interpretation of an event.
you're suggesting I actively chose not to notice something
I'm not saying you actively chose not to, just that maybe you didn't realize what it was when it happened.


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that's what a sign from God is, an interpretation of an event.

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an interpretation

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You heard it here first folks.

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sorry my atheism pro membership requires me to tip my fedora once per day.


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I neither fear, nor despise.
Is that why he made me an atheist
Because God forces you to do things?

What Bible are you reading-OH WAIT
I prayed for weeks for a sign, a hint, for anything. It wouldn't take god directly appearing before me with a golden light, just some kind of sign.

Nothing ever came.

If there was a god, and he wanted me to believe in him, if he loved me, there would have been something. But there was nothing.

Kinda cemented things.
I'm sorry to hear that's how things worked out for you, but don't you ever think maybe it was just something subtle you missed?
If an all-knowing, all-powerful god meant for me to see it, I would have seen it.
God can't make you do anything, you get to choose how you interpret and see things. Really that's what a sign from God is, an interpretation of an event.
you're suggesting I actively chose not to notice something
I'm not saying you actively chose not to, just that maybe you didn't realize what it was when it happened.
if god meant for me to realize it, then he would have been clear enough, ye?

An all-knowing being would know what I would be able to pick up on, and what I wouldn't.
Let this thread die k?
K


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"flaming nipple chops"-Your host, the man they call Ghost.

To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
Is that why he made me an atheist
Because God forces you to do things?

What Bible are you reading-OH WAIT
I prayed for weeks for a sign, a hint, for anything. It wouldn't take god directly appearing before me with a golden light, just some kind of sign.

Nothing ever came.

If there was a god, and he wanted me to believe in him, if he loved me, there would have been something. But there was nothing.

Kinda cemented things.
I'm sorry to hear that's how things worked out for you, but don't you ever think maybe it was just something subtle you missed?
If an all-knowing, all-powerful god meant for me to see it, I would have seen it.
God can't make you do anything, you get to choose how you interpret and see things. Really that's what a sign from God is, an interpretation of an event.
you're suggesting I actively chose not to notice something
I'm not saying you actively chose not to, just that maybe you didn't realize what it was when it happened.
if god meant for me to realize it, then he would have been clear enough, ye?

An all-knowing being would know what I would be able to pick up on, and what I wouldn't.
Hmm. A good point, but maybe it's just something you weren't meant to realize until later?

Sorry if I come off wrong, it's just that when I was in a similar place that you were in I found God and that's when my belief really started.


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"flaming nipple chops"-Your host, the man they call Ghost.

To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
that's what a sign from God is, an interpretation of an event.

Quote
an interpretation

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INTERPRETATION

You heard it here first folks.

Spoiler
sorry my atheism pro membership requires me to tip my fedora once per day.
Nothing new really, going by that God created the universe he would still be bound by the rules he created that this universe must follow. That kinda means no things magically popping into/out of existence and so on.

*tips Templar helm*