Do you ever enjoy your farts?

rC · November 13, 2014, 08:08:54 PM

I do. I LOVE the smell of a freshly farted on chair, wet-fart skid-marked undies, and the fleeting scent of a silent fart. Sometimes I save my farts in a bottle for later when I'm unable to fart for whatever reason. I'll hold up the glass jar to my bum, let out a juicy one, and cap that motherfucker quickly. When I'm feeling particularly frothy, I'll even fart into an empty water bottle, fill it with water, and down that cunt like it's the fountain of youth.

BC · November 13, 2014, 08:10:03 PM

What have you become

SecondClass · November 13, 2014, 08:10:20 PM

What the fuck?

The Lord Slide Rule · November 13, 2014, 08:11:51 PM

i am karjala takaisin · November 13, 2014, 08:14:57 PM

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The fart fetish community on Deviantart needs to step up their game. Nearly all of these fics are so zzz-worthy or the authors don't know what the fuck simple space and punctuation is, nevermind satisfying and coherent writing.

Dan · November 13, 2014, 08:15:19 PM

rC · November 13, 2014, 08:23:27 PM

Quote from: Daniel on November 13, 2014, 08:15:19 PM

Quote from: Ember on November 13, 2014, 08:14:57 PM

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The fart fetish community on Deviantart needs to step up their game. Nearly all of these fics are so zzz-worthy or the authors don't know what the fuck simple space and punctuation is, nevermind satisfying and coherent writing.

Quote from: SexyPiranha on November 13, 2014, 08:11:51 PM

Quote from: SecondClass on November 13, 2014, 08:10:20 PM

What the fuck?

Quote from: BC1096 on November 13, 2014, 08:10:03 PM

What have you become

stop oppressing me