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Dietrich Six · February 18, 2017, 01:44:45 PM

What's wrong, how can I help?

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · February 18, 2017, 01:51:17 PM

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Onion · February 18, 2017, 02:04:49 PM

I want to die in agony

How do I best achieve this?

MyNameIsCharlie · February 18, 2017, 02:07:11 PM

I don't know what to do with my life. I just failed at art school, only have one testicle, a malshaped penis, and some weirdly shaped lips.

Elai · February 18, 2017, 02:31:23 PM

Where should I look for some cool 90s punk leather gloves?

Deleted · February 18, 2017, 03:00:22 PM

How can I use flame dragons to kill the fish lolies and the fucking clock people who keep bugging me.

Ushan · February 18, 2017, 03:10:04 PM

How can I get a qt3.14 North African woman that'd be willing to be my butt slut?

Dietrich Six · February 18, 2017, 11:37:12 PM

Quote from: ねこ on February 18, 2017, 01:51:17 PM

How do I improve my skills in Tetris?

No life it, do nothing but play Tetris for a few years.

Dietrich Six · February 18, 2017, 11:37:28 PM

Quote from: Onion on February 18, 2017, 02:04:49 PM

I want to die in agony

How do I best achieve this?

Fall in love with a woman

Dietrich Six · February 18, 2017, 11:37:58 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on February 18, 2017, 02:07:11 PM

I don't know what to do with my life. I just failed at art school, only have one testicle, a malshaped penis, and some weirdly shaped lips.

Conquer Germany, remove Jew

February 18, 2017, 11:39:54 PM

I want long flowing hair but it never works

Dietrich Six · February 18, 2017, 11:40:13 PM

Quote from: branches/bones on February 18, 2017, 02:31:23 PM

Where should I look for some cool 90s punk leather gloves?

http://www.eagleleather.com/fingerless-glove-4064/?gclid=CjwKEAiA_p_FBRCRi_mW5Myl4S0SJAAkezZrDIsPAgSeLGlkHlwdmCwLemGc5yWpDBmNTsEF2hWtzxoCrkzw_wcB

Dietrich Six · February 18, 2017, 11:40:59 PM

Quote from: Sfx: Clang on February 18, 2017, 03:00:22 PM

How can I use flame dragons to kill the fish lolies and the fucking clock people who keep bugging me.

Dude, they're flame dragons. Just set them free.

Dietrich Six · February 18, 2017, 11:41:48 PM

Quote from: Ushan on February 18, 2017, 03:10:04 PM

How can I get a qt3.14 North African woman that'd be willing to be my butt slut?

Head to North Africa, find one you like, offer them $100 and a passport.

Mmmmm Napalm · February 18, 2017, 11:42:00 PM

How do I end this crippling sense of lonliness and lack of meaning

Dietrich Six · February 18, 2017, 11:42:24 PM

Quote from: SecondClass on February 18, 2017, 11:39:54 PM

I want long flowing hair but it never works

Keep growing it out and stop being a pussy.

Dietrich Six · February 18, 2017, 11:44:58 PM

Quote from: Mmmmm Napalm on February 18, 2017, 11:42:00 PM

How do I end this crippling sense of lonliness and lack of meaning

Realize that everyone feels the same, the point is that there is no point. Find meaning in the things you enjoy, work hard, stay busy, improve yourself.

Eventually you'll meet someone who wants to share their life with you. Sup to you after that.

Casper · February 18, 2017, 11:47:35 PM

Quote from: SecondClass on February 18, 2017, 11:39:54 PM

I want long flowing hair but it never works

Hair really depends on the face, like how pretty people can pull anything off, but other faces need specific styles to look decent

Elai · February 18, 2017, 11:49:22 PM

Quote from: Dietrich Six on February 18, 2017, 11:40:13 PM

Quote from: branches/bones on February 18, 2017, 02:31:23 PM
Where should I look for some cool 90s punk leather gloves?

http://www.eagleleather.com/fingerless-glove-4064/?gclid=CjwKEAiA_p_FBRCRi_mW5Myl4S0SJAAkezZrDIsPAgSeLGlkHlwdmCwLemGc5yWpDBmNTsEF2hWtzxoCrkzw_wcB

I already have fingerless gloves, I need the fingered gloves.

Dietrich Six · February 18, 2017, 11:53:57 PM

Quote from: branches/bones on February 18, 2017, 11:49:22 PM

Quote from: Dietrich Six on February 18, 2017, 11:40:13 PM
Quote from: branches/bones on February 18, 2017, 02:31:23 PM
Where should I look for some cool 90s punk leather gloves?

http://www.eagleleather.com/fingerless-glove-4064/?gclid=CjwKEAiA_p_FBRCRi_mW5Myl4S0SJAAkezZrDIsPAgSeLGlkHlwdmCwLemGc5yWpDBmNTsEF2hWtzxoCrkzw_wcB

I already have fingerless gloves, I need the fingered gloves.

http://leatherglovesonline.com/#section=start

Elai · February 19, 2017, 12:01:26 AM

Quote from: Dietrich Six on February 18, 2017, 11:53:57 PM

Quote from: branches/bones on February 18, 2017, 11:49:22 PM
Quote from: Dietrich Six on February 18, 2017, 11:40:13 PM
Quote from: branches/bones on February 18, 2017, 02:31:23 PM
Where should I look for some cool 90s punk leather gloves?

http://www.eagleleather.com/fingerless-glove-4064/?gclid=CjwKEAiA_p_FBRCRi_mW5Myl4S0SJAAkezZrDIsPAgSeLGlkHlwdmCwLemGc5yWpDBmNTsEF2hWtzxoCrkzw_wcB

I already have fingerless gloves, I need the fingered gloves.

http://leatherglovesonline.com/#section=start

Too thick. I need tight leather gloves.

Ushan · February 19, 2017, 12:07:39 AM

Quote from: Dietrich Six on February 18, 2017, 11:41:48 PM

Quote from: Ushan on February 18, 2017, 03:10:04 PM
How can I get a qt3.14 North African woman that'd be willing to be my butt slut?

Head to North Africa, find one you like, offer them $100 and a passport.

I would prefer a more romantic option as I am currently lacking in funds.

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · February 19, 2017, 12:31:43 AM

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Dietrich Six · February 19, 2017, 08:03:50 AM

Quote from: Ushan on February 19, 2017, 12:07:39 AM

Quote from: Dietrich Six on February 18, 2017, 11:41:48 PM
Quote from: Ushan on February 18, 2017, 03:10:04 PM
How can I get a qt3.14 North African woman that'd be willing to be my butt slut?

Head to North Africa, find one you like, offer them $100 and a passport.

I would prefer a more romantic option as I am currently lacking in funds.

http://africanlove.com

Spit hard game.

Dietrich Six · February 19, 2017, 08:05:17 AM

Quote from: ねこ on February 19, 2017, 12:31:43 AM

How do you know when to hit the pinball with the flippers?

There's a moment in every boy's life when he becomes a man, it's the same for pinballs.

Feel it out, pick your moment, strike.

Dietrich Six · February 19, 2017, 08:07:02 AM

Quote from: branches/bones on February 19, 2017, 12:01:26 AM

Quote from: Dietrich Six on February 18, 2017, 11:53:57 PM
Quote from: branches/bones on February 18, 2017, 11:49:22 PM
Quote from: Dietrich Six on February 18, 2017, 11:40:13 PM
Quote from: branches/bones on February 18, 2017, 02:31:23 PM
Where should I look for some cool 90s punk leather gloves?

http://www.eagleleather.com/fingerless-glove-4064/?gclid=CjwKEAiA_p_FBRCRi_mW5Myl4S0SJAAkezZrDIsPAgSeLGlkHlwdmCwLemGc5yWpDBmNTsEF2hWtzxoCrkzw_wcB

I already have fingerless gloves, I need the fingered gloves.

http://leatherglovesonline.com/#section=start

Too thick. I need tight leather gloves.

https://m.alibaba.com/product/60528238216/Women-Plain-Style-Skin-Tight-Leather.html?spm=a2706.7843667.1998817009.15.JHiUeP

Elai · February 19, 2017, 09:20:33 AM

Quote from: Dietrich Six on February 19, 2017, 08:07:02 AM

Quote from: branches/bones on February 19, 2017, 12:01:26 AM
Quote from: Dietrich Six on February 18, 2017, 11:53:57 PM
Quote from: branches/bones on February 18, 2017, 11:49:22 PM
Quote from: Dietrich Six on February 18, 2017, 11:40:13 PM
Quote from: branches/bones on February 18, 2017, 02:31:23 PM
Where should I look for some cool 90s punk leather gloves?

http://www.eagleleather.com/fingerless-glove-4064/?gclid=CjwKEAiA_p_FBRCRi_mW5Myl4S0SJAAkezZrDIsPAgSeLGlkHlwdmCwLemGc5yWpDBmNTsEF2hWtzxoCrkzw_wcB

I already have fingerless gloves, I need the fingered gloves.

http://leatherglovesonline.com/#section=start

Too thick. I need tight leather gloves.

https://m.alibaba.com/product/60528238216/Women-Plain-Style-Skin-Tight-Leather.html?spm=a2706.7843667.1998817009.15.JHiUeP

id have to buy 100 of them and theyre not punk enough

Dietrich Six · February 19, 2017, 10:29:40 AM

Quote from: branches/bones on February 19, 2017, 09:20:33 AM

Quote from: Dietrich Six on February 19, 2017, 08:07:02 AM
Quote from: branches/bones on February 19, 2017, 12:01:26 AM
Quote from: Dietrich Six on February 18, 2017, 11:53:57 PM
Quote from: branches/bones on February 18, 2017, 11:49:22 PM
Quote from: Dietrich Six on February 18, 2017, 11:40:13 PM
Quote from: branches/bones on February 18, 2017, 02:31:23 PM
Where should I look for some cool 90s punk leather gloves?

http://www.eagleleather.com/fingerless-glove-4064/?gclid=CjwKEAiA_p_FBRCRi_mW5Myl4S0SJAAkezZrDIsPAgSeLGlkHlwdmCwLemGc5yWpDBmNTsEF2hWtzxoCrkzw_wcB

I already have fingerless gloves, I need the fingered gloves.

http://leatherglovesonline.com/#section=start

Too thick. I need tight leather gloves.

https://m.alibaba.com/product/60528238216/Women-Plain-Style-Skin-Tight-Leather.html?spm=a2706.7843667.1998817009.15.JHiUeP

id have to buy 100 of them and theyre not punk enough

http://m.galls.com/lawpro-unlined-leather-search-gloves?PMSRCE=GAPLA&gclid=CjwKEAiAoaXFBRCNhautiPvnqzoSJABzHd6hOPb1NQ8qThVa-PkD512NLmqlzBRIqp-3DScd4de2aBoCoE_w_wcB

Elai · February 19, 2017, 10:36:53 AM

Quote from: Dietrich Six on February 19, 2017, 10:29:40 AM

Quote from: branches/bones on February 19, 2017, 09:20:33 AM
Quote from: Dietrich Six on February 19, 2017, 08:07:02 AM
Quote from: branches/bones on February 19, 2017, 12:01:26 AM
Quote from: Dietrich Six on February 18, 2017, 11:53:57 PM
Quote from: branches/bones on February 18, 2017, 11:49:22 PM
Quote from: Dietrich Six on February 18, 2017, 11:40:13 PM
Quote from: branches/bones on February 18, 2017, 02:31:23 PM
Where should I look for some cool 90s punk leather gloves?

http://www.eagleleather.com/fingerless-glove-4064/?gclid=CjwKEAiA_p_FBRCRi_mW5Myl4S0SJAAkezZrDIsPAgSeLGlkHlwdmCwLemGc5yWpDBmNTsEF2hWtzxoCrkzw_wcB

I already have fingerless gloves, I need the fingered gloves.

http://leatherglovesonline.com/#section=start

Too thick. I need tight leather gloves.

https://m.alibaba.com/product/60528238216/Women-Plain-Style-Skin-Tight-Leather.html?spm=a2706.7843667.1998817009.15.JHiUeP

id have to buy 100 of them and theyre not punk enough

http://m.galls.com/lawpro-unlined-leather-search-gloves?PMSRCE=GAPLA&gclid=CjwKEAiAoaXFBRCNhautiPvnqzoSJABzHd6hOPb1NQ8qThVa-PkD512NLmqlzBRIqp-3DScd4de2aBoCoE_w_wcB

now ur talking

Dietrich Six · February 19, 2017, 10:37:56 AM

Quote from: branches/bones on February 19, 2017, 10:36:53 AM

Quote from: Dietrich Six on February 19, 2017, 10:29:40 AM
Quote from: branches/bones on February 19, 2017, 09:20:33 AM
Quote from: Dietrich Six on February 19, 2017, 08:07:02 AM
Quote from: branches/bones on February 19, 2017, 12:01:26 AM
Quote from: Dietrich Six on February 18, 2017, 11:53:57 PM
Quote from: branches/bones on February 18, 2017, 11:49:22 PM
Quote from: Dietrich Six on February 18, 2017, 11:40:13 PM
Quote from: branches/bones on February 18, 2017, 02:31:23 PM
Where should I look for some cool 90s punk leather gloves?

http://www.eagleleather.com/fingerless-glove-4064/?gclid=CjwKEAiA_p_FBRCRi_mW5Myl4S0SJAAkezZrDIsPAgSeLGlkHlwdmCwLemGc5yWpDBmNTsEF2hWtzxoCrkzw_wcB

I already have fingerless gloves, I need the fingered gloves.

http://leatherglovesonline.com/#section=start

Too thick. I need tight leather gloves.

https://m.alibaba.com/product/60528238216/Women-Plain-Style-Skin-Tight-Leather.html?spm=a2706.7843667.1998817009.15.JHiUeP

id have to buy 100 of them and theyre not punk enough

http://m.galls.com/lawpro-unlined-leather-search-gloves?PMSRCE=GAPLA&gclid=CjwKEAiAoaXFBRCNhautiPvnqzoSJABzHd6hOPb1NQ8qThVa-PkD512NLmqlzBRIqp-3DScd4de2aBoCoE_w_wcB

now ur talking

Word son