Poll

How did you learn to shave.

By myself
35 (87.5%)
My Father taught me
1 (2.5%)
I am a female
2 (5%)
I have not yet learned to shave
2 (5%)
My mom taught me because I am a fucking loser
0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 40

Did your father teach you to shave or did you learn by yourself

Deesbee | Heroic Unstoppable!
 
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Of course Blacks are excluded from the poll because they never had a dad to begin with. I will accepted votes from women who are gross and very hairy. I taught myself as I just never really saw how it was complicated and tv helped me learn. Much less blood than tv had me believe.


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I neither fear, nor despise.
People need to be taught how to shave? Really?


 
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I just did it myself.
Although now I just use electric shavers, unless I need a shave when it's recharging.


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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I taught myself. It's one of the easiest things in the world, why would you need someone else to teach you? Lmao, OP confirmed for braindead.


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father lives away from mother. first time i shaved was at mother's. i was kind of puzzled at the lack of instruction i was given (basically, "don't run it sideways or it will cut you") but it proved simple enough


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My dad taught me when I was like 12.


 
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fuck you
I uh


have no facial hair....


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My dad taught me when I was like 12.
What, to shave his balls?


 
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I've never shaved... in my life.

just never had to


 
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See you Cowgirl,
Someday, somewhere
Been shaving for years and have yet to cut myself


 
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my dad taught me how to shave with one of those toy razors when i was like 5


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Women do shave their body hair you know

And shaving isn't hard
You just need one or two times and by then you should master it


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Uh, by myself.
You'd have to be braindead to not know how to shave.


Spoiler
I don't see my Dad, or want to


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i taught myself how to grow a beard is what i did


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It's not rocket surgery.
Hey man dont involve me in this. I just work here


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Learned myself. It was pretty simple so I mastered it by the fifth try.


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First time I shaved my legs it was dry. I was like,  "maaawwwwmmmm I think I made a mistake"
So she says to me she says "what did you shave your balls"
And I was all "No, my legs"

I've been shaving my legs ever since.


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I just pour acid all over myself like a man.


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this thread inspired me to shave for the 1st time

got rid of my mustache and some chin/neck hair

it feels great lmao

i'm just running my fingers across my upper lip and omg it's so smooth

im a grown man ma
Last Edit: October 10, 2015, 10:56:13 PM by Alphy


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See you Cowgirl,
Someday, somewhere
this thread inspired me to shave for the 1st time

got rid of my mustache and some chin/neck hair

it feels great lmao
You haven't shaved at all since that last picture you posted

bruh


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By myself, because it out isn't rocket surgery.


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I figured it out for myself.



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this thread inspired me to shave for the 1st time

got rid of my mustache and some chin/neck hair

it feels great lmao
You haven't shaved at all since that last picture you posted

bruh

bro

it wasn't even thick

how it was in the picture was prolly how it was a few minutes ago


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See you Cowgirl,
Someday, somewhere
this thread inspired me to shave for the 1st time

got rid of my mustache and some chin/neck hair

it feels great lmao
You haven't shaved at all since that last picture you posted

bruh

bro

it wasn't even thick

how it was in the picture was prolly how it was a few minutes ago
bruh


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this thread inspired me to shave for the 1st time

got rid of my mustache and some chin/neck hair

it feels great lmao
You haven't shaved at all since that last picture you posted

bruh

bro

it wasn't even thick

how it was in the picture was prolly how it was a few minutes ago
bruh

bro tho

it feels great tbh honest


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The Rage....
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