Did someone say all too easy?

RomanGladiator · August 01, 2016, 07:37:18 AM

I have been summoned back with an update on my personal life, comrades. It seems my penis is doing well, perhaps even better than before. No circumcision required, just removal of a small skin tag. The foreskin can now be pulled down farther than before for increased pleasure, and I can even look like cut guys. It can also be cleaned much better now, and it's overall hygiene has been increased.

Next, I have a full-time teaching interview this afternoon; although it is still a substitute position and different classes everyday. Meh...

Third, I met an amazing girl Saturday night. She is as nerdy as I am and literally likes most things that I do, and we really clicked. She is gorgeous and looks like Scarlet Johannsen mixed with Adele and Marilyn Monroe. She looks like a doll and we had instant chemistry. I'm glad we met each other, and I realized I don't want to just hook up. Only problem is she just got out of a four year relationship, so I don't want to seem too pushy with her. But she does want to see me again and watch the Force Awakens together on Wednesday. She is just as unlucky as I am. On our first date we went to a park with our coffees. It rained and we got soaked, she spilled hers, and by the end of the night my car battery had died.

DAS B00T x2 · August 01, 2016, 07:41:43 AM

congratulations.

challengerX · August 01, 2016, 07:42:17 AM

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RomanGladiator · August 01, 2016, 07:44:55 AM

Quote from: challengerX on August 01, 2016, 07:42:17 AM

HAHAHA I love how it's so fucking depressing at the end no matter how hard he tries to brag that he's dating a nerdy supermodel. Fuck off dude hahaha

She's gorgeous. I don't care what you think, or anyone else.

Zonda · August 01, 2016, 07:45:47 AM

omg page 1 reply

Mattie G Indahouse · August 01, 2016, 07:55:10 AM

RomanGladiator · August 01, 2016, 07:57:19 AM

Quote from: KING IN DA NORTH! on August 01, 2016, 07:55:10 AM

aka, my real life.

Dietrich Six · August 01, 2016, 08:21:27 AM

Happy to hear all is well

RomanGladiator · August 01, 2016, 08:47:13 AM

Quote from: Dietrich Six on August 01, 2016, 08:21:27 AM

Happy to hear all is well

Thank you.

Pippen · August 01, 2016, 09:03:29 AM

Nice blogpost m8

Jocephalopod · August 01, 2016, 09:19:10 AM

When will you stop treating women like objects and start treating them with respect?

The girl you met Saturday doesn't REALLY want to see you again, she's just fearing for her life and would rather have you in a peaceful mood.

When will you wake up and see that what you do is wrong because it's not good and all women hate you. What will your parents think when you bring another person to the dinner table that is weird and disgusting who is this person??

Just be alone again and be normal LIkE everyone else it's not real it can't be real NO.

A Cheese Potato · August 01, 2016, 09:38:52 AM

try not to screw it up then

TB · August 01, 2016, 10:04:36 AM

No... No one said "All too easy"

Aether · August 01, 2016, 10:39:43 AM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on August 01, 2016, 07:44:55 AM

I don't care what you think, or anyone else.

Then why are you telling us?

The Lord Ruler · August 01, 2016, 10:49:46 AM

Pics of girl

Kitsune 狐 · August 01, 2016, 10:55:33 AM

Reported for no NSFW tag and general disgusting-ness

DAS B00T x2 · August 01, 2016, 11:12:18 AM

Quote from: TSicarius on August 01, 2016, 10:04:36 AM

No... No one said "All too easy"

Actually I'm pretty sure someone did the other day.

MyNameIsCharlie · August 01, 2016, 11:17:01 AM

Glad to hear it all turned out well. You sound more relaxed too.

RomanGladiator · August 01, 2016, 11:19:43 AM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on August 01, 2016, 11:12:18 AM

Quote from: TSicarius on August 01, 2016, 10:04:36 AM
No... No one said "All too easy"
Actually I'm pretty sure someone did the other day.

I thought Kits made a thread. I decided to check back here for the first time in a few weeks.

RomanGladiator · August 01, 2016, 11:20:51 AM

Quote from: Jocephalopod on August 01, 2016, 09:19:10 AM

When will you stop treating women like objects and start treating them with respect?

The girl you met Saturday doesn't REALLY want to see you again, she's just fearing for her life and would rather have you in a peaceful mood.

When will you wake up and see that what you do is wrong because it's not good and all women hate you. What will your parents think when you bring another person to the dinner table that is weird and disgusting who is this person??

Just be alone again and be normal LIkE everyone else it's not real it can't be real NO.

Nice troll post. She does want to see me again.

Jocephalopod · August 01, 2016, 11:26:03 AM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on August 01, 2016, 11:20:51 AM

Quote from: Jocephalopod on August 01, 2016, 09:19:10 AM
When will you stop treating women like objects and start treating them with respect?

The girl you met Saturday doesn't REALLY want to see you again, she's just fearing for her life and would rather have you in a peaceful mood.

When will you wake up and see that what you do is wrong because it's not good and all women hate you. What will your parents think when you bring another person to the dinner table that is weird and disgusting who is this person??

Just be alone again and be normal LIkE everyone else it's not real it can't be real NO.

Nice troll post. She does want to see me again.

dam I've been exposed

RomanGladiator · August 01, 2016, 11:29:43 AM

Quote from: Jocephalopod on August 01, 2016, 11:26:03 AM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on August 01, 2016, 11:20:51 AM
Quote from: Jocephalopod on August 01, 2016, 09:19:10 AM
When will you stop treating women like objects and start treating them with respect?

The girl you met Saturday doesn't REALLY want to see you again, she's just fearing for her life and would rather have you in a peaceful mood.

When will you wake up and see that what you do is wrong because it's not good and all women hate you. What will your parents think when you bring another person to the dinner table that is weird and disgusting who is this person??

Just be alone again and be normal LIkE everyone else it's not real it can't be real NO.

Nice troll post. She does want to see me again.

dam I've been exposed

No one wants me to be happy and learn from my mistakes I guess...and whenever it's a new girl I have to hear about how I'm going to mess it up.

The Lord Ruler · August 01, 2016, 11:32:23 AM

so why did you come back here you fucking faggot

RomanGladiator · August 01, 2016, 11:35:16 AM

Quote from: The Lord Ruler on August 01, 2016, 10:49:46 AM

Pics of girl

No, never.

Ian · August 01, 2016, 11:35:20 AM

Can I still call you Split-Dick?

RomanGladiator · August 01, 2016, 11:35:52 AM

Quote from: The Lord Ruler on August 01, 2016, 11:32:23 AM

so why did you come back here you fucking faggot

Alright, I'll leave and go back to Reddit. People are more welcoming there.

RomanGladiator · August 01, 2016, 11:36:29 AM

Quote from: Ian on August 01, 2016, 11:35:20 AM

Can I still call you Split-Dick?

Since nothing actually split, it'd be inaccurate to say that.

Ian · August 01, 2016, 11:39:38 AM

Frankenpenis?

RomanGladiator · August 01, 2016, 11:41:45 AM

Quote from: Ian on August 01, 2016, 11:39:38 AM

Frankenpenis?

Nothing is stitched together, so not accurate either. I think I made it out to be worse than it is.

Ian · August 01, 2016, 11:45:59 AM

As much as I love the misery of others, I must say I'm happy for you then....

I guess my recent predicaments are deserved for my negative behavior towards others....