did curiosity REALLY kill the cat?

Naru · October 19, 2015, 12:25:45 AM

or was it the lack of atmosphere on mars?

Epsira · October 19, 2015, 12:26:22 AM

What ever happened to my haiku?

🍁 Aria 🔮 · October 19, 2015, 12:26:52 AM

I thought cats went to Jupiter to get much stupider?

alphy · October 19, 2015, 12:27:19 AM

alien cats

the next big on the internet

Sandtrap · October 19, 2015, 12:27:29 AM

Curiosity weighs about as much as a small car.

The alien cat saw the rover breaking atmosphere and stayed put for too long before the rover landed on it.

GG Nasa you atomized the first concrete proof of alien life with your mobile space labratory.

Naru · October 19, 2015, 12:37:36 AM

Quote from: Epsira on October 19, 2015, 12:26:22 AM

What ever happened to my haiku?

i forgot i made that thread .-.

ill get around to it sooner or later

LilypadGG · October 19, 2015, 12:42:45 AM

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.

Epsira · October 19, 2015, 12:43:37 AM

Quote from: Naru on October 19, 2015, 12:37:36 AM

Quote from: Epsira on October 19, 2015, 12:26:22 AM
What ever happened to my haiku?
i forgot i made that thread .-.

ill get around to it sooner or later

Sure, that's what they all say... Then 7 years later they still haven't paid you that $20.00

Septy · October 19, 2015, 12:48:56 AM

This joke is underrated

Sandtrap · October 19, 2015, 12:49:59 AM

Quote from: Septy on October 19, 2015, 12:48:56 AM

This joke is underrated

Actually that would be Pluto.

Fuck you NASA. Pluto's a big kid too!

Epsira · October 19, 2015, 12:53:43 AM

Quote from: Deadtrap on October 19, 2015, 12:49:59 AM

Quote from: Septy on October 19, 2015, 12:48:56 AM
This joke is underrated

Actually that would be Pluto.

Fuck you NASA. Pluto's a big kid too!

Spoiler

Ushan · October 19, 2015, 01:00:17 AM

I killed a cat out of curiosity.

Epsira · October 19, 2015, 01:02:57 AM

Quote from: Finger Face on October 19, 2015, 01:00:17 AM

I killed a cat out of curiosity.

Every time you masturbate...

Ushan · October 19, 2015, 01:04:35 AM

Quote from: Epsira on October 19, 2015, 01:02:57 AM

Quote from: Finger Face on October 19, 2015, 01:00:17 AM
I killed a cat out of curiosity.
Every time you masturbate...

Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
I'll be watching you

Every single day
Every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
I'll be watching you

Epsira · October 19, 2015, 01:06:02 AM

Quote from: Finger Face on October 19, 2015, 01:04:35 AM

Quote from: Epsira on October 19, 2015, 01:02:57 AM
Quote from: Finger Face on October 19, 2015, 01:00:17 AM
I killed a cat out of curiosity.
Every time you masturbate...

Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
I'll be watching you

Every single day
Every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
I'll be watching you

Don't look, Class

Ushan · October 19, 2015, 01:08:58 AM

Quote from: Epsira on October 19, 2015, 01:06:02 AM

Quote from: Finger Face on October 19, 2015, 01:04:35 AM
Quote from: Epsira on October 19, 2015, 01:02:57 AM
Quote from: Finger Face on October 19, 2015, 01:00:17 AM
I killed a cat out of curiosity.
Every time you masturbate...

Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
I'll be watching you

Every single day
Every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
I'll be watching you
Don't look, Class

Don't look, Class

Epsira · October 19, 2015, 01:12:07 AM

Quote from: Finger Face on October 19, 2015, 01:08:58 AM

Quote from: Epsira on October 19, 2015, 01:06:02 AM
Quote from: Finger Face on October 19, 2015, 01:04:35 AM
Quote from: Epsira on October 19, 2015, 01:02:57 AM
Quote from: Finger Face on October 19, 2015, 01:00:17 AM
I killed a cat out of curiosity.
Every time you masturbate...

Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
I'll be watching you

Every single day
Every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
I'll be watching you
Don't look, Class

Don't look, Class

R o c k e t · October 19, 2015, 01:13:20 AM

no, Dustin just fucked it too hard

R o c k e t · October 19, 2015, 01:13:59 AM

Quote from: Finger Face on October 19, 2015, 01:04:35 AM

Quote from: Epsira on October 19, 2015, 01:02:57 AM
Quote from: Finger Face on October 19, 2015, 01:00:17 AM
I killed a cat out of curiosity.
Every time you masturbate...

Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
I'll be watching you

Every single day
Every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
I'll be watching you

it's actually a stalker song lol

not a love song

Ushan · October 19, 2015, 01:15:59 AM

Quote from: Epsira on October 19, 2015, 01:12:07 AM

Quote from: Finger Face on October 19, 2015, 01:08:58 AM
Quote from: Epsira on October 19, 2015, 01:06:02 AM
Quote from: Finger Face on October 19, 2015, 01:04:35 AM
Quote from: Epsira on October 19, 2015, 01:02:57 AM
Quote from: Finger Face on October 19, 2015, 01:00:17 AM
I killed a cat out of curiosity.
Every time you masturbate...

Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
I'll be watching you

Every single day
Every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
I'll be watching you
Don't look, Class

Don't look, Class

I don't know how to continue with this conversation.

Ushan · October 19, 2015, 01:16:36 AM

Quote from: BottleRocket on October 19, 2015, 01:13:59 AM

Quote from: Finger Face on October 19, 2015, 01:04:35 AM
Quote from: Epsira on October 19, 2015, 01:02:57 AM
Quote from: Finger Face on October 19, 2015, 01:00:17 AM
I killed a cat out of curiosity.
Every time you masturbate...

Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
I'll be watching you

Every single day
Every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
I'll be watching you

it's actually a stalker song lol

not a love song

No duh

R o c k e t · October 19, 2015, 01:18:49 AM

Quote from: Finger Face on October 19, 2015, 01:16:36 AM

Quote from: BottleRocket on October 19, 2015, 01:13:59 AM
Quote from: Finger Face on October 19, 2015, 01:04:35 AM
Quote from: Epsira on October 19, 2015, 01:02:57 AM
Quote from: Finger Face on October 19, 2015, 01:00:17 AM
I killed a cat out of curiosity.
Every time you masturbate...

Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
I'll be watching you

Every single day
Every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
I'll be watching you

it's actually a stalker song lol

not a love song

No duh

that's not common knowledge

Ushan · October 19, 2015, 01:33:24 AM

Quote from: BottleRocket on October 19, 2015, 01:18:49 AM

Quote from: Finger Face on October 19, 2015, 01:16:36 AM
Quote from: BottleRocket on October 19, 2015, 01:13:59 AM
Quote from: Finger Face on October 19, 2015, 01:04:35 AM
Quote from: Epsira on October 19, 2015, 01:02:57 AM
Quote from: Finger Face on October 19, 2015, 01:00:17 AM
I killed a cat out of curiosity.
Every time you masturbate...

Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
I'll be watching you

Every single day
Every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
I'll be watching you

it's actually a stalker song lol

not a love song

No duh

that's not common knowledge

Do people just not listen to the lyrics?

Epsira · October 19, 2015, 01:37:09 AM

Quote from: Finger Face on October 19, 2015, 01:33:24 AM

Quote from: BottleRocket on October 19, 2015, 01:18:49 AM
that's not common knowledge

Do people just not listen to the lyrics?

I thought it was common knowledge... I mean the lyrics are every __ you __ I'll be watching you. Pretty creepy tbh fam.

Ushan · October 19, 2015, 01:43:33 AM

Quote from: Epsira on October 19, 2015, 01:37:09 AM

Quote from: Finger Face on October 19, 2015, 01:33:24 AM
Quote from: BottleRocket on October 19, 2015, 01:18:49 AM
that's not common knowledge

Do people just not listen to the lyrics?
I thought it was common knowledge... I mean the lyrics are every __ you __ I'll be watching you. Pretty creepy tbh fam.

Let's just get this out of the way; people know that Don't Stand so Close to Me is about a teacher with a crush on his underage student, right?

Epsira · October 19, 2015, 01:51:51 AM

Quote from: Finger Face on October 19, 2015, 01:43:33 AM

Quote from: Epsira on October 19, 2015, 01:37:09 AM
Quote from: Finger Face on October 19, 2015, 01:33:24 AM
Quote from: BottleRocket on October 19, 2015, 01:18:49 AM
that's not common knowledge

Do people just not listen to the lyrics?
I thought it was common knowledge... I mean the lyrics are every __ you __ I'll be watching you. Pretty creepy tbh fam.

Let's just get this out of the way; people know that Don't Stand so Close to Me is about a teacher with a crush on his underage student, right?

You might have that around backwards

"Young teacher, the subject
Of schoolgirl fantasy
She wants him so badly
Knows what she wants to be
Inside her there's longing"

Ushan · October 19, 2015, 01:55:04 AM

Quote from: Epsira on October 19, 2015, 01:51:51 AM

Quote from: Finger Face on October 19, 2015, 01:43:33 AM
Quote from: Epsira on October 19, 2015, 01:37:09 AM
Quote from: Finger Face on October 19, 2015, 01:33:24 AM
Quote from: BottleRocket on October 19, 2015, 01:18:49 AM
that's not common knowledge

Do people just not listen to the lyrics?
I thought it was common knowledge... I mean the lyrics are every __ you __ I'll be watching you. Pretty creepy tbh fam.

Let's just get this out of the way; people know that Don't Stand so Close to Me is about a teacher with a crush on his underage student, right?
You might have that around backwards

"Young teacher, the subject
Of schoolgirl fantasy
She wants him so badly
Knows what she wants to be
Inside her there's longing"

"Temptation, frustration
So bad it makes him cry"

"It's no use, he sees her
He starts to shake and cough
Just like the old man in
That book by Nabakov"

I think it's both actually.

Epsira · October 19, 2015, 02:03:48 AM

Quote from: Finger Face on October 19, 2015, 01:55:04 AM

Quote from: Epsira on October 19, 2015, 01:51:51 AM
Quote from: Finger Face on October 19, 2015, 01:43:33 AM
Quote from: Epsira on October 19, 2015, 01:37:09 AM
Quote from: Finger Face on October 19, 2015, 01:33:24 AM
Quote from: BottleRocket on October 19, 2015, 01:18:49 AM
that's not common knowledge

Do people just not listen to the lyrics?
I thought it was common knowledge... I mean the lyrics are every __ you __ I'll be watching you. Pretty creepy tbh fam.

Let's just get this out of the way; people know that Don't Stand so Close to Me is about a teacher with a crush on his underage student, right?
You might have that around backwards

"Young teacher, the subject
Of schoolgirl fantasy
She wants him so badly
Knows what she wants to be
Inside her there's longing"

"Temptation, frustration
So bad it makes him cry"

"It's no use, he sees her
He starts to shake and cough
Just like the old man in
That book by Nabakov"

I think it's both actually.

I'm guessing Nabakov is a reference to Lolita.
Well that sets off creeper alarms in my head.

Azure · October 19, 2015, 02:14:09 AM

No surface

Kiwicake · October 19, 2015, 02:43:10 AM

Stop cat violence today