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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
St. Patrick's Day isn't for another 2 months


 
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Alright, alright. It's a metaphor for a girl.


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It's all yours, I don't want it.
But somebody does.

Is it you?
Nah, some fucking guy.

Do you know who?
Yup, it's gonna be quite the coup. Me and my uphill river ;)

Don't let gravity tell you where to go.
Gravity won't get you high.

We've got prescription medication for that.
I have music.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpgcR1bDJ8HoYMR2RnGxtqg

Whatever opens your mind to the infinite stream of the cosmos, man.
I'm so far past open I'm inside out and forever inverting. Oh shit. I'mma use that line for a lyric.

You're a musician?
I'm a vocalist and poet. Soon to be novelist.

Cool, what are you writing?
It's hard to explain, but it kicks out in a post-apocalypse semi-utopia on a future earth. I have most of it mapped out in my head; I've spent years planning it. The working titles are:

Civilisation
Gods
War
Politics

Then a couple of short story compilations to fill the lore and universe out:

Risk City Stories
Win a Planet

Eh, try me. You might as well while I'm still lucid.
But I'd have to type soooo much :( it's hot here in oz

and I'm languid

Well, that's going to be a problem.


 
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It's all yours, I don't want it.
But somebody does.

Is it you?
Nah, some fucking guy.

Do you know who?
Yup, it's gonna be quite the coup. Me and my uphill river ;)

Don't let gravity tell you where to go.
Gravity won't get you high.

We've got prescription medication for that.
I have music.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpgcR1bDJ8HoYMR2RnGxtqg

Whatever opens your mind to the infinite stream of the cosmos, man.
I'm so far past open I'm inside out and forever inverting. Oh shit. I'mma use that line for a lyric.

You're a musician?
I'm a vocalist and poet. Soon to be novelist.

Cool, what are you writing?
It's hard to explain, but it kicks out in a post-apocalypse semi-utopia on a future earth. I have most of it mapped out in my head; I've spent years planning it. The working titles are:

Civilisation
Gods
War
Politics

Then a couple of short story compilations to fill the lore and universe out:

Risk City Stories
Win a Planet

Eh, try me. You might as well while I'm still lucid.
But I'd have to type soooo much :( it's hot here in oz

and I'm languid

Well, that's going to be a problem.
Evidently. Ask me again later. What time is it for you?


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Alright, alright. It's a metaphor for a girl.

You mixed her into batter, baked her, and covered her in icing?


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It's all yours, I don't want it.
But somebody does.

Is it you?
Nah, some fucking guy.

Do you know who?
Yup, it's gonna be quite the coup. Me and my uphill river ;)

Don't let gravity tell you where to go.
Gravity won't get you high.

We've got prescription medication for that.
I have music.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpgcR1bDJ8HoYMR2RnGxtqg

Whatever opens your mind to the infinite stream of the cosmos, man.
I'm so far past open I'm inside out and forever inverting. Oh shit. I'mma use that line for a lyric.

You're a musician?
I'm a vocalist and poet. Soon to be novelist.

Cool, what are you writing?
It's hard to explain, but it kicks out in a post-apocalypse semi-utopia on a future earth. I have most of it mapped out in my head; I've spent years planning it. The working titles are:

Civilisation
Gods
War
Politics

Then a couple of short story compilations to fill the lore and universe out:

Risk City Stories
Win a Planet

Eh, try me. You might as well while I'm still lucid.
But I'd have to type soooo much :( it's hot here in oz

and I'm languid

Well, that's going to be a problem.
Evidently. Ask me again later. What time is it for you?

3:45 AM


 
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Alright, alright. It's a metaphor for a girl.

You mixed her into batter, baked her, and covered her in icing?
Obtuse as ever.


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Alright, alright. It's a metaphor for a girl.

You mixed her into batter, baked her, and covered her in icing?
Obtuse as ever.

She's the sweetest thing?


 
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It's all yours, I don't want it.
But somebody does.

Is it you?
Nah, some fucking guy.

Do you know who?
Yup, it's gonna be quite the coup. Me and my uphill river ;)

Don't let gravity tell you where to go.
Gravity won't get you high.

We've got prescription medication for that.
I have music.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpgcR1bDJ8HoYMR2RnGxtqg

Whatever opens your mind to the infinite stream of the cosmos, man.
I'm so far past open I'm inside out and forever inverting. Oh shit. I'mma use that line for a lyric.

You're a musician?
I'm a vocalist and poet. Soon to be novelist.

Cool, what are you writing?
It's hard to explain, but it kicks out in a post-apocalypse semi-utopia on a future earth. I have most of it mapped out in my head; I've spent years planning it. The working titles are:

Civilisation
Gods
War
Politics

Then a couple of short story compilations to fill the lore and universe out:

Risk City Stories
Win a Planet

Eh, try me. You might as well while I'm still lucid.
But I'd have to type soooo much :( it's hot here in oz

and I'm languid

Well, that's going to be a problem.
Evidently. Ask me again later. What time is it for you?

3:45 AM
5:45 pm, I'm not typing anything that involved until it cools down a few hours into the night.


 
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It's all yours, I don't want it.
But somebody does.

Is it you?
Nah, some fucking guy.

Do you know who?
Yup, it's gonna be quite the coup. Me and my uphill river ;)

Don't let gravity tell you where to go.
Gravity won't get you high.

We've got prescription medication for that.
I have music.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpgcR1bDJ8HoYMR2RnGxtqg

Whatever opens your mind to the infinite stream of the cosmos, man.
I'm so far past open I'm inside out and forever inverting. Oh shit. I'mma use that line for a lyric.

You're a musician?
I'm a vocalist and poet. Soon to be novelist.

Cool, what are you writing?
It's hard to explain, but it kicks out in a post-apocalypse semi-utopia on a future earth. I have most of it mapped out in my head; I've spent years planning it. The working titles are:

Civilisation
Gods
War
Politics

Then a couple of short story compilations to fill the lore and universe out:

Risk City Stories
Win a Planet

Eh, try me. You might as well while I'm still lucid.
But I'd have to type soooo much :( it's hot here in oz

and I'm languid

Well, that's going to be a problem.
Evidently. Ask me again later. What time is it for you?

3:45 AM
5:45 pm, I'm not typing anything that involved until it cools down a few hours into the night.

I can wait. Don't get eaten by a spider.


 
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Alright, alright. It's a metaphor for a girl.

You mixed her into batter, baked her, and covered her in icing?
Obtuse as ever.

She's the sweetest thing?
Not entirely. But I'm a strange individual with certain needs that are very hard to meet. Which is why I'm single for the majority of my life and so many girls despair of me.


 
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Alright, alright. It's a metaphor for a girl.

You mixed her into batter, baked her, and covered her in icing?
Obtuse as ever.

She's the sweetest thing?
Not entirely. But I'm a strange individual with certain needs that are very hard to meet. Which is why I'm single for the majority of my life and so many girls despair of me.

And she tastes good but leaves you wanting more? Are you a cannibal?


 
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Alright, alright. It's a metaphor for a girl.

You mixed her into batter, baked her, and covered her in icing?
Obtuse as ever.

She's the sweetest thing?
Not entirely. But I'm a strange individual with certain needs that are very hard to meet. Which is why I'm single for the majority of my life and so many girls despair of me.

And she tastes good but leaves you wanting more? Are you a cannibal?
Unlike the plot of my stories, you will not be getting the plot of this... debacle. I said this much to avoid all the guessing.

Everyone might as well go back to assuming I'm going to nick a cupcake.


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(っ´°ω°`)っ
Alright, alright. It's a metaphor for a girl.

You mixed her into batter, baked her, and covered her in icing?
Obtuse as ever.

She's the sweetest thing?
Not entirely. But I'm a strange individual with certain needs that are very hard to meet. Which is why I'm single for the majority of my life and so many girls despair of me.

And she tastes good but leaves you wanting more? Are you a cannibal?
Unlike the plot of my stories, you will not be getting the plot of this... debacle. I said this much to avoid all the guessing.

Everyone might as well go back to assuming I'm going to nick a cupcake.

Elegiac a confirmed cannibal.


 
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Alright, alright. It's a metaphor for a girl.

You mixed her into batter, baked her, and covered her in icing?
Obtuse as ever.

She's the sweetest thing?
Not entirely. But I'm a strange individual with certain needs that are very hard to meet. Which is why I'm single for the majority of my life and so many girls despair of me.

And she tastes good but leaves you wanting more? Are you a cannibal?
Unlike the plot of my stories, you will not be getting the plot of this... debacle. I said this much to avoid all the guessing.

Everyone might as well go back to assuming I'm going to nick a cupcake.

Elegiac a confirmed cannibal.
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Hellsing abridged is better than the real show was tbh

And by better I mean hilarious


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Alright, alright. It's a metaphor for a girl.

You mixed her into batter, baked her, and covered her in icing?
Obtuse as ever.

She's the sweetest thing?
Not entirely. But I'm a strange individual with certain needs that are very hard to meet. Which is why I'm single for the majority of my life and so many girls despair of me.

And she tastes good but leaves you wanting more? Are you a cannibal?
Unlike the plot of my stories, you will not be getting the plot of this... debacle. I said this much to avoid all the guessing.

Everyone might as well go back to assuming I'm going to nick a cupcake.

Elegiac a confirmed cannibal.
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Whoa there, Hannibal, take it easy.


 
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Alright, alright. It's a metaphor for a girl.

You mixed her into batter, baked her, and covered her in icing?
Obtuse as ever.

She's the sweetest thing?
Not entirely. But I'm a strange individual with certain needs that are very hard to meet. Which is why I'm single for the majority of my life and so many girls despair of me.

And she tastes good but leaves you wanting more? Are you a cannibal?
Unlike the plot of my stories, you will not be getting the plot of this... debacle. I said this much to avoid all the guessing.

Everyone might as well go back to assuming I'm going to nick a cupcake.

Elegiac a confirmed cannibal.
Spoiler
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Whoa there, Hannibal, take it easy.
If you don't like it then quit posting and I won't have to tolerate your dog/bear breath anymore.


 
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Hellsing abridged is better than the real show was tbh

And by better I mean hilarious
Of course, speaking of music, zhe accompaniment tonight has been selected via survey.


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Alright, alright. It's a metaphor for a girl.

You mixed her into batter, baked her, and covered her in icing?
Obtuse as ever.

She's the sweetest thing?
Not entirely. But I'm a strange individual with certain needs that are very hard to meet. Which is why I'm single for the majority of my life and so many girls despair of me.

And she tastes good but leaves you wanting more? Are you a cannibal?
Unlike the plot of my stories, you will not be getting the plot of this... debacle. I said this much to avoid all the guessing.

Everyone might as well go back to assuming I'm going to nick a cupcake.

Elegiac a confirmed cannibal.
Spoiler
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Whoa there, Hannibal, take it easy.
If you don't like it then quit posting and I won't have to tolerate your dog/bear breath anymore.

B-b-but, I thought you liked it.


 
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Alright, alright. It's a metaphor for a girl.

You mixed her into batter, baked her, and covered her in icing?
Obtuse as ever.

She's the sweetest thing?
Not entirely. But I'm a strange individual with certain needs that are very hard to meet. Which is why I'm single for the majority of my life and so many girls despair of me.

And she tastes good but leaves you wanting more? Are you a cannibal?
Unlike the plot of my stories, you will not be getting the plot of this... debacle. I said this much to avoid all the guessing.

Everyone might as well go back to assuming I'm going to nick a cupcake.

Elegiac a confirmed cannibal.
Spoiler
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Whoa there, Hannibal, take it easy.
If you don't like it then quit posting and I won't have to tolerate your dog/bear breath anymore.

B-b-but, I thought you liked it.


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(っ´°ω°`)っ
Alright, alright. It's a metaphor for a girl.

You mixed her into batter, baked her, and covered her in icing?
Obtuse as ever.

She's the sweetest thing?
Not entirely. But I'm a strange individual with certain needs that are very hard to meet. Which is why I'm single for the majority of my life and so many girls despair of me.

And she tastes good but leaves you wanting more? Are you a cannibal?
Unlike the plot of my stories, you will not be getting the plot of this... debacle. I said this much to avoid all the guessing.

Everyone might as well go back to assuming I'm going to nick a cupcake.

Elegiac a confirmed cannibal.
Spoiler
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Whoa there, Hannibal, take it easy.
If you don't like it then quit posting and I won't have to tolerate your dog/bear breath anymore.

B-b-but, I thought you liked it.


You try living on a diet of raw deer and squirrels without having petrifyingly bad breath.


 
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Alright, alright. It's a metaphor for a girl.

You mixed her into batter, baked her, and covered her in icing?
Obtuse as ever.

She's the sweetest thing?
Not entirely. But I'm a strange individual with certain needs that are very hard to meet. Which is why I'm single for the majority of my life and so many girls despair of me.

And she tastes good but leaves you wanting more? Are you a cannibal?
Unlike the plot of my stories, you will not be getting the plot of this... debacle. I said this much to avoid all the guessing.

Everyone might as well go back to assuming I'm going to nick a cupcake.

Elegiac a confirmed cannibal.
Spoiler
YouTube

Whoa there, Hannibal, take it easy.
If you don't like it then quit posting and I won't have to tolerate your dog/bear breath anymore.

B-b-but, I thought you liked it.


You try living on a diet of raw deer and squirrels without having petrifyingly bad breath.
Just eat the Yip Yap.


 
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Hellsing abridged is better than the real show was tbh

And by better I mean hilarious
Hellsing a shit


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(っ´°ω°`)っ
Alright, alright. It's a metaphor for a girl.

You mixed her into batter, baked her, and covered her in icing?
Obtuse as ever.

She's the sweetest thing?
Not entirely. But I'm a strange individual with certain needs that are very hard to meet. Which is why I'm single for the majority of my life and so many girls despair of me.

And she tastes good but leaves you wanting more? Are you a cannibal?
Unlike the plot of my stories, you will not be getting the plot of this... debacle. I said this much to avoid all the guessing.

Everyone might as well go back to assuming I'm going to nick a cupcake.

Elegiac a confirmed cannibal.
Spoiler
YouTube

Whoa there, Hannibal, take it easy.
If you don't like it then quit posting and I won't have to tolerate your dog/bear breath anymore.

B-b-but, I thought you liked it.


You try living on a diet of raw deer and squirrels without having petrifyingly bad breath.
Just eat the Yip Yap.

Fucking make me, mate.


 
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Alright, alright. It's a metaphor for a girl.

You mixed her into batter, baked her, and covered her in icing?
Obtuse as ever.

She's the sweetest thing?
Not entirely. But I'm a strange individual with certain needs that are very hard to meet. Which is why I'm single for the majority of my life and so many girls despair of me.

And she tastes good but leaves you wanting more? Are you a cannibal?
Unlike the plot of my stories, you will not be getting the plot of this... debacle. I said this much to avoid all the guessing.

Everyone might as well go back to assuming I'm going to nick a cupcake.

Elegiac a confirmed cannibal.
Spoiler
YouTube

Whoa there, Hannibal, take it easy.
If you don't like it then quit posting and I won't have to tolerate your dog/bear breath anymore.

B-b-but, I thought you liked it.


You try living on a diet of raw deer and squirrels without having petrifyingly bad breath.
Just eat the Yip Yap.

Fucking make me, mate.
What about a Slurp'n'Fresh ;)