Describe the edgiest thing you can think of in one sentence.

Pichu · February 24, 2015, 09:47:12 PM

say something funy an edggey loolololol xdxd :""""")))

Saleem · February 24, 2015, 09:49:43 PM

Elegiac · February 24, 2015, 09:50:16 PM

tongue kissing a babies fontanelle

Kernel Kraut · February 24, 2015, 09:55:21 PM

Skew Chisel. A sharp, flat tool with a bevel on both sides. One point is 'higher' than the other giving you a clean edged cutting surface.

If you fuck up, the work will take that chisel and impale your neighbor's daughter killing her and forcing him to pay for a funeral.

The Waifu Master · February 24, 2015, 09:56:46 PM

Verbatim.

Jester · February 24, 2015, 09:57:08 PM

"I've lived 1000 lives before I turned 13."

"I'm unstable, you guys."

Luciana · February 24, 2015, 10:00:54 PM

"Psh, nothing personnel, kid..."

Sandtrap · February 24, 2015, 10:03:28 PM

Okay. Let me get my serious hat on for this.

"I realize that everything I do in life will have to be done by only me, because I will always be alone."

Release · February 24, 2015, 10:04:17 PM

I'VE BECOME SO NUMB

I CAN'T FEEL YOU THHHHHEEEEREEEEEE

i am karjala takaisin · February 24, 2015, 10:05:10 PM

bismuth

Rinev · February 24, 2015, 10:10:49 PM

Spahlerite

Spoiler

I want to use a pun but a certain user needs to post in this thread.

Edit: Shit, he already posted in here.

Korra · February 24, 2015, 10:22:03 PM

"Time has no beginning, no end, no purpose."

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · February 24, 2015, 10:27:17 PM

Do you just call me stupid?

Stupid!? You know what you're looking at? Yeah, that's right. Agnostic atheist with an IQ of 172 on the WAIS-IV scale. I've received numerous invitations to Mensa, all of which I have declined. I was doing calculus when I was 12, and reading at a collegiate level when I was 8. I have a voluminous intellect and a flawless thought-process normally associated with the great thinkers of the past. They're already calling me the next Nikola Tesla. I'm working on a theory right now which is basically Einstein's Theory of Relativity, except expanded -- which would put me in line for a Nobel Prize.
You've allowed your mind to slip into idiocy by spending time on this message board, and I can see it every time I read a post here: the mark of a mind wasted. You were probably gifted at one point, but you spend your entire day looking at dumb pictures of cats. What's worse is how you so confidently hide behind your veil of anonymity. It's because when you are inevitably met with crushing failure or embarrassment in one form or another, you can simply keep on posting and no one will be any the wiser that it was you. This results in you no longer striving for perfection, and instead settling into not a pattern of experimentation, but one of mediocrity.
I hate you, and I have no doubt that if I ever met you in a debate I could smash your intellect beneath mine like a sledgehammer to a grape.

aREALgod · February 24, 2015, 10:37:39 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on February 24, 2015, 09:50:16 PM

tongue kissing a babies fontanelle

While it's dehydrated and sunken

aREALgod · February 24, 2015, 10:38:30 PM

Quote from: Korra Valentine on February 24, 2015, 10:22:03 PM

"Time has no beginning, no end, no purpose."

I will quote a comment I saw on youtube,

"Time does not fucking exist"

Solonoid · February 24, 2015, 10:42:28 PM

Quote from: EMBER | HAS LINE IN NAME on February 24, 2015, 10:05:10 PM

bismuth

Korra · February 24, 2015, 10:42:32 PM

Quote from: aTALLmidget on February 24, 2015, 10:38:30 PM

Quote from: Korra Valentine on February 24, 2015, 10:22:03 PM
"Time has no beginning, no end, no purpose."

I will quote a comment I saw on youtube,

"Time does not fucking exist"

Its a quote from a track in Halo 2 called "Mausoleum Suite" when played backwards.

aREALgod · February 24, 2015, 10:43:51 PM

Quote from: Korra Valentine on February 24, 2015, 10:42:32 PM

Quote from: aTALLmidget on February 24, 2015, 10:38:30 PM
Quote from: Korra Valentine on February 24, 2015, 10:22:03 PM
"Time has no beginning, no end, no purpose."

I will quote a comment I saw on youtube,

"Time does not fucking exist"
Its a quote from a track in Halo 2 called "Mausoleum Suite" when played backwards.

ARHBITOR

Elegiac · February 24, 2015, 10:50:16 PM

Quote from: aTALLmidget on February 24, 2015, 10:37:39 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on February 24, 2015, 09:50:16 PM
tongue kissing a babies fontanelle

While it's dehydrated and sunken

for a week until you break through

aREALgod · February 24, 2015, 10:51:13 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on February 24, 2015, 10:50:16 PM

Quote from: aTALLmidget on February 24, 2015, 10:37:39 PM
Quote from: Elegiac on February 24, 2015, 09:50:16 PM
tongue kissing a babies fontanelle

While it's dehydrated and sunken
for a week until you break through

Mmmmmm, nothing like licking some baby brains

TB · February 24, 2015, 10:52:54 PM

"I hate all life."

Sigma617 · February 25, 2015, 12:55:44 AM

Quote from: Korra Valentine on February 24, 2015, 10:22:03 PM

"Time has no beginning, no end, no purpose."

I have walked among men and angels for 3000 years.

A Cheese Potato · February 25, 2015, 12:58:03 AM

Verbatim reviewing a modded copy of Hatred on pc

Deesbee · February 25, 2015, 01:50:24 AM

One day my father and I went to the city
He told me the buildings were as high as heaven
And I believed him

One day we went to a small cafe by the tallest building
My father told me they had the best ice cream in the world
And I believed him

One day my father took me to the circus
I worried about the animals performing but he told me that they were happy
And I believed him

One day my father looked at me before my first day of middle school
He told me I could do anything I set my mind to
And I believed him

One day my father got me ready for my first date
He told me that the woman was always right
And I believed him

One day my father got upset with me
He told me I was an idiot
And I believed him

One day my father apologized to me
He told me he lied about me being an idiot
And I believed him

One day my father came to my wedding
He told me that he is proud of me
But I didn’t believe him

One day my father met my child
He told me I raised an amazing person
But I didn’t believe him

One day my father called me
He told me something happened to him
And I believed him

One day my father went to the hospital
But he smiled and told me he was alright
And I believed him

One day my father said his last words to me
He told me I was his greatest achievement and that he loves me
And as the light left his eyes, I believed him

Juuzou · February 25, 2015, 01:54:45 AM

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Hahahaha very funny Zonda · February 25, 2015, 02:23:42 AM

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Mat Cauthon · February 25, 2015, 02:57:40 AM

Quote from: Saleem on February 24, 2015, 09:49:43 PM

Quote from: The fuck? on February 24, 2015, 09:56:46 PM

Verbatim.

Quote from: A Cheese Potato on February 25, 2015, 12:58:03 AM

Verbatim reviewing a modded copy of Hatred on pc

Rinev · February 25, 2015, 03:09:32 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on February 24, 2015, 09:50:16 PM

tongue kissing a babies fontanelle

Whoa, calm down Eledgeiac.

Jono · February 25, 2015, 03:12:05 AM

Halo 3 ODST is shit

Elegiac · February 25, 2015, 04:27:32 AM

Quote from: Rinev Jeqkogo on February 25, 2015, 03:09:32 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on February 24, 2015, 09:50:16 PM
tongue kissing a babies fontanelle
Whoa, calm down Eledgeiac.