Spoiler Batman v Superman: My ass is numb

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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
Godammnit that film was long. My ass feels like it's been scraped against a carpet for 20 minutes straight.

It wasn't terrible, it had good moments. Battfleck was awesome, the fight scenes were good, and Jeremy Irons as Alfred was great. Henry Cavill was once again serviceable as Superman but the rest of it just felt disjointed as hell. It's like they're trying to catch up to Marvel by building a cinematic universe as quickly as they can. So far they've done a somewhat okay job of it...

I didn't outright HATE Luthorberg but he was a bit irritating.


I'd give it a solid 6.8/10


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"It wasn't terrible"

Opinion no longer matters/10


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It's like they're trying to catch up to Marvel by building a cinematic universe as quickly as they can.

It isn't like that's what they're doing, that is what they're doing.


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Cavill is a terrible superman, and it's not just the bad script.


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Acting was meh to crap tier. Affleck did an acceptable job. Cavill was like watching paint dry and Eisenberg was outright terrible.

The story was over-complicated and underwritten. We don't really see anyone's full plans. What we are shown doesn't make sense. Batman's motivations aren't clear, Superman taking off after the explosion and feeling guilty for something that happened after he left, and Luthor's plan are all misses.

The special effects and cinematography were good. Well... except Doomsday. He looked like a Ninja Turtle crossed with the Abomination.

The pacing was stop and go, and didn't have a flow.

All in all... I'll give it a 3.5/10. There were just too many missed opportunities.


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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
Acting was meh to crap tier. Affleck did an acceptable job. Cavill was like watching paint dry and Eisenberg was outright terrible.

The story was over-complicated and underwritten. We don't really see anyone's full plans. What we are shown doesn't make sense. Batman's motivations aren't clear, Superman taking off after the explosion and feeling guilty for something that happened after he left, and Luthor's plan are all misses.

The special effects and cinematography were good. Well... except Doomsday. He looked like a Ninja Turtle crossed with the Abomination.

The pacing was stop and go, and didn't have a flow.

All in all... I'll give it a 3.5/10. There were just too many missed opportunities.

I thought Luthor's plan was pretty clear, it was uhh... kill god? Or something


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It's pretty bad. I'd give it a 5-6/10 at most.


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Acting was meh to crap tier. Affleck did an acceptable job. Cavill was like watching paint dry and Eisenberg was outright terrible.

The story was over-complicated and underwritten. We don't really see anyone's full plans. What we are shown doesn't make sense. Batman's motivations aren't clear, Superman taking off after the explosion and feeling guilty for something that happened after he left, and Luthor's plan are all misses.

The special effects and cinematography were good. Well... except Doomsday. He looked like a Ninja Turtle crossed with the Abomination.

The pacing was stop and go, and didn't have a flow.

All in all... I'll give it a 3.5/10. There were just too many missed opportunities.

I thought Luthor's plan was pretty clear, it was uhh... kill god? Or something
Yeah but then what.

What was he gonna do when doomsday went on a rampage and nobody could stop him.


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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
Acting was meh to crap tier. Affleck did an acceptable job. Cavill was like watching paint dry and Eisenberg was outright terrible.

The story was over-complicated and underwritten. We don't really see anyone's full plans. What we are shown doesn't make sense. Batman's motivations aren't clear, Superman taking off after the explosion and feeling guilty for something that happened after he left, and Luthor's plan are all misses.

The special effects and cinematography were good. Well... except Doomsday. He looked like a Ninja Turtle crossed with the Abomination.

The pacing was stop and go, and didn't have a flow.

All in all... I'll give it a 3.5/10. There were just too many missed opportunities.

I thought Luthor's plan was pretty clear, it was uhh... kill god? Or something
Yeah but then what.

What was he gonna do when doomsday went on a rampage and nobody could stop him.

Dunno, make a Vine of it or something.