Dear Jivary: The Diary of Jive

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What movie or show should i watch? Or funny youtube vids
Watch the entire Beyblade season 1 and 2 in a single sitting fam.
Nigga I was a beyblade master. Used to have like 3 different types of dragoons with the fancy ripcords and everything

Diaries are for 12 year old girls
I am a 12 year old girl


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Went to the gym, got a good arm workout. Hit a pr of close grip bench and on dumbbell overhead extensions. Some old swole guy came up to me and told me he' sees me putting in work and i look great. My barber saw me and told me I have the genetics to build a perfect body. Boosted  my confidence feelsgoodmane.

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Started working out towards the end with this dude who is 3 years older than me. He and my barber were gossiping and i heard some things about the sexy short latina girl from the gym that i have brought up before. The one who always flirts with me and has a pussy boyfriend. They were saying her dad caught her having sex with some other guy and apparantley she cheats on her boy all the time.

Kinda made me mad to hear that idk why, felt jealous. Like only i should be the one to have her >:( gonna eat some pizza now. What movie or show should i watch? Or funny youtube vids
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I'm not sure what funny means to you, but I recommend Cr1tikal's videos.
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Thx man. Used to watch that guy all the time a few years ago, gonna take another peak.

Good job Jive. Now you're selling your brand in style!
thank you sir for the marketable title


 
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You're a cool guy jive.


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Dear diary,

Woke up and made some protein pancakes today. Ate it with some yogurt and juice, then my mom offered to take me out to sushi but canceled last minute because it was going to close in an hour

Played some borderlands 2 which was cool. Haven't played video games in months. Also planning on purchasing some pokemon games soon.

My friend texted me asking if i wanna go to the gym, i usually don't go on weekends but thought eh why not. Trained with him and the sexy latina was there today. She didn't really look my way today though.

Had an okay workout and then went into the dance room with my friend and we took our shirts off and posed and shit lol it was pretty gay but i don't care. Then went and hung out with him for about an hour afterwards and ibjust got home. Gonna eat some chicken and sweet potatos and watch netflix shows.

For the last maybe 2 months i havem't done ANYTHING on friday or saturday night(except for when i went out of town). No idea why. These last 2 months is the best i've EVER looked in my life. People are complimenting me more than ever, my confidenxe and cheekiness is at all time high. Yet these last 2 months are also the most reclusive i've ever been.

I get more girl attention then ever from even hotter girls but i havem't had sex in over 2 months let alone put any effort into talking to any girls

I am more confident and smooth yet I spend my friday and saturday nights alone in my room content with my internet friends and movies

I WANT to go out and stuff but something is holding me back and making me content with just being alone. It's lile the closer to becoming a demigod i become the further i distance myself from people

*kanye shrug*


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You're a cool guy jive.
Thank you spooky skeleton


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I neither fear, nor despise.
felt jealous. Like only i should be the one to have her >:(

oh god please stop
But Rocket, at least he's being honest about it. Plenty of people think this way, but most of them don't like admitting it.
Jive seems pretty honest overall.
Thanks man

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Since you have the strength you should/do you take any fighting classes?


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Did he say glass of juice or gas the Jews?
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Since you have the strength you should/do you take any fighting classes?
I've never taken official classes but when i was in highschool I was very good friends with the entire wrestling team. I would go in the room after school and wrestle with all of them. I ended up getting pretty good for never having official training. I could beat the guys that weighed 30lbs less than me because I would overpower them. Guys my weight would beat me pretty good though.

Also a lot of my friends do MMA and so sometimes I box/spare with them. They usually kick my ass though lol


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Since you have the strength you should/do you take any fighting classes?
I've never taken official classes but when i was in highschool I was very good friends with the entire wrestling team. I would go in the room after school and wrestle with all of them. I ended up getting pretty good for never having official training. I could beat the guys that weighed 30lbs less than me because I would overpower them. Guys my weight would beat me pretty good though.

Also a lot of my friends do MMA and so sometimes I box/spare with them. They usually kick my ass though lol
What's your MBTI?

Do you know what it is?


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Since you have the strength you should/do you take any fighting classes?
I've never taken official classes but when i was in highschool I was very good friends with the entire wrestling team. I would go in the room after school and wrestle with all of them. I ended up getting pretty good for never having official training. I could beat the guys that weighed 30lbs less than me because I would overpower them. Guys my weight would beat me pretty good though.

Also a lot of my friends do MMA and so sometimes I box/spare with them. They usually kick my ass though lol
As soon as I convince my older brother I'm not a psychopath he'll start teaching me "unrestricted" Thai Kickboxing (at least I think that's what he said).
And I'll also get my ass kicked. Apparently he also wants to "bulk me up," so I'll be getting my ass kicked in the gym too.
Hopefully we can get started before I leave my state.


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Since you have the strength you should/do you take any fighting classes?
I've never taken official classes but when i was in highschool I was very good friends with the entire wrestling team. I would go in the room after school and wrestle with all of them. I ended up getting pretty good for never having official training. I could beat the guys that weighed 30lbs less than me because I would overpower them. Guys my weight would beat me pretty good though.

Also a lot of my friends do MMA and so sometimes I box/spare with them. They usually kick my ass though lol
As soon as I convince my older brother I'm not a psychopath he'll start teaching me "unrestricted" Thai Kickboxing (at least I think that's what he said).
And I'll also get my ass kicked. Apparently he also wants to "bulk me up," so I'll be getting my ass kicked in the gym too.
Hopefully we can get started before I leave my state.
¨
Sounds pretty... weird. Why would he think that you're a psychopath? Use details.


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Since you have the strength you should/do you take any fighting classes?
I've never taken official classes but when i was in highschool I was very good friends with the entire wrestling team. I would go in the room after school and wrestle with all of them. I ended up getting pretty good for never having official training. I could beat the guys that weighed 30lbs less than me because I would overpower them. Guys my weight would beat me pretty good though.

Also a lot of my friends do MMA and so sometimes I box/spare with them. They usually kick my ass though lol
What's your MBTI?

Do you know what it is?
I've taken the test many times randomly. I consistently score ENFP, what about you?


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Since you have the strength you should/do you take any fighting classes?
I've never taken official classes but when i was in highschool I was very good friends with the entire wrestling team. I would go in the room after school and wrestle with all of them. I ended up getting pretty good for never having official training. I could beat the guys that weighed 30lbs less than me because I would overpower them. Guys my weight would beat me pretty good though.

Also a lot of my friends do MMA and so sometimes I box/spare with them. They usually kick my ass though lol
What's your MBTI?

Do you know what it is?
I've taken the test many times randomly. I consistently score ENFP, what about you?
Really? ENFP? I'd have guessed ENTJ.

I'm an INTP, like Sherlock Holmes, Einstein, Das, or Cheat.


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Since you have the strength you should/do you take any fighting classes?
I've never taken official classes but when i was in highschool I was very good friends with the entire wrestling team. I would go in the room after school and wrestle with all of them. I ended up getting pretty good for never having official training. I could beat the guys that weighed 30lbs less than me because I would overpower them. Guys my weight would beat me pretty good though.

Also a lot of my friends do MMA and so sometimes I box/spare with them. They usually kick my ass though lol
As soon as I convince my older brother I'm not a psychopath he'll start teaching me "unrestricted" Thai Kickboxing (at least I think that's what he said).
And I'll also get my ass kicked. Apparently he also wants to "bulk me up," so I'll be getting my ass kicked in the gym too.
Hopefully we can get started before I leave my state.
You'll like it, learning to fight is a very humbling experience. It builds lots of self confidence though


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Since you have the strength you should/do you take any fighting classes?
I've never taken official classes but when i was in highschool I was very good friends with the entire wrestling team. I would go in the room after school and wrestle with all of them. I ended up getting pretty good for never having official training. I could beat the guys that weighed 30lbs less than me because I would overpower them. Guys my weight would beat me pretty good though.

Also a lot of my friends do MMA and so sometimes I box/spare with them. They usually kick my ass though lol
What's your MBTI?

Do you know what it is?
I've taken the test many times randomly. I consistently score ENFP, what about you?
Really? ENFP? I'd have guessed ENTJ.

I'm an INTP, like Sherlock Holmes, Einstein, Das, or Cheat.
Actually I just looked on my phone to see what I had saved from the time before and it was ENTJ. I bounce back and forth between ENTJ and ENFP I guess. The test I just took had me at ENFP
Last Edit: October 18, 2015, 02:50:00 PM by Jive Turkey


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Since you have the strength you should/do you take any fighting classes?
I've never taken official classes but when i was in highschool I was very good friends with the entire wrestling team. I would go in the room after school and wrestle with all of them. I ended up getting pretty good for never having official training. I could beat the guys that weighed 30lbs less than me because I would overpower them. Guys my weight would beat me pretty good though.

Also a lot of my friends do MMA and so sometimes I box/spare with them. They usually kick my ass though lol
As soon as I convince my older brother I'm not a psychopath he'll start teaching me "unrestricted" Thai Kickboxing (at least I think that's what he said).
And I'll also get my ass kicked. Apparently he also wants to "bulk me up," so I'll be getting my ass kicked in the gym too.
Hopefully we can get started before I leave my state.
¨
Sounds pretty... weird. Why would he think that you're a psychopath? Use details.
Apparently because of how I approached him with it. We haven't had contact for a few years and I don't retain contact with my family on porpoise, so I had little reason to... Until we were talking and we went into a conversation on martial arts. Apparently he's fought for a while and I have a little bit of (largely impractical) experience with it. I want to learn to fight for... reasons and when he asked if I wanted to learn I was very emphatic and direct. This was the wrong choice.
More exposition since you've asked for it, the last time I was in contact with my brother I wasn't interested in "violent activities." He was curious why I had "suddenly" changed and why I responded in a way he perceived as "Let's do this, let's go one on one. I'm trying to prove myself in my arrogance of youth, etc." So he specifically phrased it, "First I have to evaluate your mental state" and my eyes could not have rolled farther back into my head.
So now I have to play my cards a little more discreetly in order to obtain what I need.


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Since you have the strength you should/do you take any fighting classes?
I've never taken official classes but when i was in highschool I was very good friends with the entire wrestling team. I would go in the room after school and wrestle with all of them. I ended up getting pretty good for never having official training. I could beat the guys that weighed 30lbs less than me because I would overpower them. Guys my weight would beat me pretty good though.

Also a lot of my friends do MMA and so sometimes I box/spare with them. They usually kick my ass though lol
As soon as I convince my older brother I'm not a psychopath he'll start teaching me "unrestricted" Thai Kickboxing (at least I think that's what he said).
And I'll also get my ass kicked. Apparently he also wants to "bulk me up," so I'll be getting my ass kicked in the gym too.
Hopefully we can get started before I leave my state.
You'll like it, learning to fight is a very humbling experience. It builds lots of self confidence though
I'm actually weirdly excited to experience physical pain and be humbled beyond my meager experience.
All I want to do is start fighting and training.
If there's one thing I need more of, it's self confidence.


 
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Hey have you ever considered getting into a pine of work that requires strength, like the military or something like that?


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Dear diary

Last night I couldn't sleep and had to wakeup kinda early so i decided to take some nyquil/zquil to knock me out. Well i couldn't find the measuring cap so i jusy drank it from there but i ended up swallowing waaaaay too much. I was lying in my bed and everything felt weird and i was lowkey panicking. Then i tried to move and it was all really slow, like i was underwater or in space.

Had a crazy dream where i went to a spa to get a happy ending from a cute asian girl but the spa was practically a maze and i didn't end up finding her :(

Woke up and went to school. Was still very sleepy because of the nyquil. In one of my classes this 40y/o miss piggy looking bitch kept talking about how much she loves gay people ugh it was so annoying

Was sitting outside my friends class and this girl who i had a kinda big crush on a year ago comes up to me to say hi. She is really into me but we never do anything cause she has a longterm bf(ive made threads about her before). I walk her to her car and then go on a patch of grass under a tree to take a nap

This cute girl i've talked to before whos name i don't know comes up to me and sits by me, hugs me and says "hi boyfriend" and i say "whatsup babe" cause we don't know eachoghers names LOL. In my astronomy class we lineup outside to look into a telescope and the teacher wants to take a group photo. Everyone is like "bleehhh" but i get right jn the front next to the teacher and smile reaaaal big lol prolly looked goofy

I go home and eat some ice cream then pass out for two hours. Woke up, did some homework, ate oatmeal and now gonna go to the gym. Ut's bsck day, wearing a brand new stringer i've had for years so i'll probably take pics k peaceoutbye


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Hey have you ever considered getting into a pine of work that requires strength, like the military or something like that?
Nope but sometimes i help people move  :)


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Woke up today and made a protein pancake. Headed to class and felt very studious today. Took good notes and learned a lot. Got home and made some ground beef and rice. I made the rice differently today. Put some melted butter in it and some parmesan cheese hnnnnng it was good.

Watched netflix for a bit and then hit the gym. Was having a very intense workout when the girl I had a crush on a while ago walks in with this dude our age that I know. They were working out together and normally it would've bothered me a shit ton(i get very jealous, always ahve idk why) but I just felt nothing. I actually almost felt anger but not towards them or anything just inside me(edgy). Felt very numb the entire time idk it was weird. Could see her sneaking glances at me but I didn't even look in her direction. Came home and showered and ate.

Originally for halloween i planned on going to my friends college 3 hours away with another friend. One of the biggest party schools in california. Well my friend that I was going with texted me that he can't go because he is working. And to top things off, this other dude who HATES me is going up there that same day to stay with the same friend who lives there. He is unreasonable and acts like a complete child. So now I'm driving up there alone and I'm hoping there won't be any hostility between us. Knowing him the minute he sees me he'll throw a fit and ruin the mood for everyone. Smh

Also I was feeling numb but I just jacked off and now I'm in my feels :/


 
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Jive seems cool, and also, elegiac, what?


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Jive seems cool, and also, elegiac, what?
Thanks man :)


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Today was a good day

Went to school and sat in my class with no teacher. 5 minutes passed and everyone's lole "omg wheres the teacher wahh should we leave" and I ended up getting bored and leaving. Then everyone followed me out lol

Did a ton of my homework in the library during the time I should've had class. Also checked out "Meditations by Marcus Aurelius(sp?)" To get my noggin working. Read se of that and then went to my last class where ot was hot as chit and i was sweating smh. Gave my friend a ride home and he gave me some leftover mexican posole which was good af. Came home and took a nap and then watched netflix

Hit legs at the gym today. Felt like a savage. Everyone was staring at me swuattimg and i was breaking my old PRs like nothing. My friend who is pretty buff told me i have "the perfect bodybuilding body. Skin color, frame, height, and musclle shape". Another dude told me in a year i will be one of the best looking guys at the gym feelsgoodmane.

Saw my slutty latina <3 we were next to eachother on a lot of machines and on one she asked me 'are you using that" and i said something like "yeah but you can use it for a dollar" and she laughed pretty hard PLUS she was mirin my glutes(they are huge) hnnng shes sexy af

Was sitting at the front desk for an hour with my friend who works there. Also saw a legit 10/10(extremely rare irl) and we smiled at eschother ayye

Only bad part is i have to eat like 1600 calories still and its already 10:30pm :( but i've been in a happy mood all day so its all goood cuz



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Jive seems cool, and also, elegiac, what?
What what? What is this?