Dear Jivary: The Diary of Jive

Jive Turkey · October 16, 2015, 08:44:40 PM

Going to make this thread a diary of my thoughts and and day. Gonna try to keep it updated. No need to comment its for my personal use. You're welcome to read along though

Jim · October 16, 2015, 08:45:38 PM

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Jive Turkey · October 16, 2015, 08:49:25 PM

Dear Diary,

Haven't been to my kiniseology class in a few days, went this morning and they ended up switching to a classroom of which i don't know. Fuck.

Came home and watched some tv and then headed out to my second class. Wore a tanktop to school and everyone was looking at me it was amazing. This cute mexican girl who was sitting down dug her eyes into me, and when i made eye contact she wouldm't look away and kept smiling. I spazzed out and attempted a smile back but i think i made a really goofy looking face lol oh well

Gonna go train arms tonight. Excited for that but can't help but feel a little down, i don't know why just one of those moods

clum clum · October 16, 2015, 08:53:45 PM

I am now a part of your diary

Coco · October 16, 2015, 08:54:16 PM

I WILL TRY TO FIND MY PLAACE IN THE DIIIARY OF JIIIVE

SecondClass · October 16, 2015, 09:13:57 PM

Literally no one cares

Korra · October 16, 2015, 09:28:25 PM

Captain's Log

Stardate #12.4.2525

I am stuck in a unknown alien world populated only by dank memes. I have tried to communicate with these dank memes but have only be met with extreme hostility. Some of these memes called themselves supreme gentlemen, I have no idea what to make of this strange claim. Apparently some of these memes commit memecide to each other, quite disturbing. The new memes kill the old ones with hopes to recycle their odd and gay humor.

I do not know how long I can survive without resorting into maneuver 13-37, the infamous an hero resort. I only pray that help arrives soon.

Epsira · October 16, 2015, 10:03:59 PM

Hmmmm...

Quote from: Jive Turkey on October 16, 2015, 08:49:25 PM

Dear Diary,

Haven't been to my memeology class in a few days, went this morning and the authority ended up switching to a classroom of which I don't knoh. Fuck.

Came at home and watched some terebi and then headed out to my #SecondClass. Wore a wife-beater to school and everyone was looking at me it was amazing tbh fam. Yutaka, who was sitting down dug her eyes into me, and when I made eye-contact she *wouldn't look away and kept smiling I spazzed out and attempted a smile back but I think I made a really
creepy
looking face lol oh well

Gonna go "train arms" tonight. Excited for that but can't help but feel a little down, I don't know why just one of those moods

Girl of Mystery · October 16, 2015, 10:48:24 PM

Quote from: Epsira on October 16, 2015, 10:03:59 PM

Hmmmm...
Quote from: Jive Turkey on October 16, 2015, 08:49:25 PM
Dear Diary,

Haven't been to my memeology class in a few days, went this morning and the authority ended up switching to a classroom of which I don't knoh. Fuck.

Came at home and watched some terebi and then headed out to my #SecondClass. Wore a wife-beater to school and everyone was looking at me it was amazing tbh fam. Yutaka, who was sitting down dug her eyes into me, and when I made eye-contact she *wouldn't look away and kept smiling I spazzed out and attempted a smile back but I think I made a really
creepy
looking face lol oh well

Gonna go "train arms" tonight. Excited for that but can't help but feel a little down, I don't know why just one of those moods

i like this version better

Elegiac · October 16, 2015, 11:05:12 PM

Give Gatsby his body back.

Pip? Where are you, Pip? Don't let me down. I know I can count on you, Pip.

Sandtrap · October 16, 2015, 11:15:25 PM

The Diary of Jive sounds gay though.

Let's merge Jive and Diary together.

Dear Jivary.

There. Now you sound egotistical and ready to sell your brand.

The Hån · October 16, 2015, 11:39:15 PM

dis gun b g00d.

R o c k e t · October 16, 2015, 11:44:46 PM

Dear Diary: It's been 2 weeks, and I still haven't found my penis

Elegiac · October 16, 2015, 11:55:38 PM

Quote from: Coco on October 16, 2015, 08:54:16 PM

I WILL TRY TO FIND MY PLAACE IN THE DIIIARY OF JIIIVE

Epsira · October 17, 2015, 12:00:06 AM

Relevant in a very tangential way...
Okay maybe it's not so relevant but I'm posting it anyway. Gotta kill time before the next update.

Doctor Doom · October 17, 2015, 12:13:51 AM

Quote from: Coco on October 16, 2015, 08:54:16 PM

I WILL TRY TO FIND MY PLAACE IN THE DIIIARY OF JIIIVE

I'm so, so glad I'm not the only one that immediately thought of that song.

Jive Turkey · October 17, 2015, 12:55:06 AM

Went to the gym, got a good arm workout. Hit a pr of close grip bench and on dumbbell overhead extensions. Some old swole guy came up to me and told me he' sees me putting in work and i look great. My barber saw me and told me I have the genetics to build a perfect body. Boosted my confidence feelsgoodmane.

Spoiler

Started working out towards the end with this dude who is 3 years older than me. He and my barber were gossiping and i heard some things about the sexy short latina girl from the gym that i have brought up before. The one who always flirts with me and has a pussy boyfriend. They were saying her dad caught her having sex with some other guy and apparantley she cheats on her boy all the time.

Kinda made me mad to hear that idk why, felt jealous. Like only i should be the one to have her

gonna eat some pizza now. What movie or show should i watch? Or funny youtube vids

Epsira · October 17, 2015, 12:57:02 AM

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.

Sandtrap · October 17, 2015, 01:04:26 AM

6 Hour Anne of Green Gables marathon

R o c k e t · October 17, 2015, 01:11:16 AM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on October 17, 2015, 12:55:06 AM

felt jealous. Like only i should be the one to have her

oh god please stop

R o c k e t · October 17, 2015, 01:11:57 AM

So basically, every day your barber says you have the body of Thor and women faint at the sight of you?

seems legit

Epsira · October 17, 2015, 01:19:46 AM

Quote from: CockRocket on October 17, 2015, 01:11:16 AM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on October 17, 2015, 12:55:06 AM
felt jealous. Like only i should be the one to have her

oh god please stop

But Rocket, at least he's being honest about it. Plenty of people think this way, but most of them don't like admitting it.
Jive seems pretty honest overall.

Zonda · October 17, 2015, 02:13:44 AM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on October 17, 2015, 12:55:06 AM

What movie or show should i watch? Or funny youtube vids

Watch the entire Beyblade season 1 and 2 in a single sitting fam.

Jono · October 17, 2015, 04:06:46 AM

Diaries are for 12 year old girls

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Desty · October 17, 2015, 06:50:28 AM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on October 17, 2015, 12:55:06 AM

Went to the gym, got a good arm workout. Hit a pr of close grip bench and on dumbbell overhead extensions. Some old swole guy came up to me and told me he' sees me putting in work and i look great. My barber saw me and told me I have the genetics to build a perfect body. Boosted my confidence feelsgoodmane.

Spoiler

Started working out towards the end with this dude who is 3 years older than me. He and my barber were gossiping and i heard some things about the sexy short latina girl from the gym that i have brought up before. The one who always flirts with me and has a pussy boyfriend. They were saying her dad caught her having sex with some other guy and apparantley she cheats on her boy all the time.

Kinda made me mad to hear that idk why, felt jealous. Like only i should be the one to have her gonna eat some pizza now. What movie or show should i watch? Or funny youtube vids

mirin'

I'm not sure what funny means to you, but I recommend Cr1tikal's videos.

Spoiler

YouTube

Doctor Doom · October 17, 2015, 10:34:07 AM

Quote from: Zonda on October 17, 2015, 02:13:44 AM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on October 17, 2015, 12:55:06 AM
What movie or show should i watch? Or funny youtube vids
Watch the entire Beyblade season 1 and 2 in a single sitting fam.

I think I still have some Beyblades in my closet back home. Cool shit.

Sandtrap · October 17, 2015, 10:41:49 AM

Good job Jive. Now you're selling your brand in style!

Jive Turkey · October 17, 2015, 10:27:58 PM

Quote from: CockRocket on October 17, 2015, 01:11:57 AM

So basically, every day your barber says you have the body of Thor and women faint at the sight of you?

seems legit

Barbers are certified hypemen and i don't think i've made a woman faint yet

Jive Turkey · October 17, 2015, 10:28:30 PM

Quote from: Epsira on October 17, 2015, 01:19:46 AM

Quote from: CockRocket on October 17, 2015, 01:11:16 AM
Quote from: Jive Turkey on October 17, 2015, 12:55:06 AM
felt jealous. Like only i should be the one to have her

oh god please stop
But Rocket, at least he's being honest about it. Plenty of people think this way, but most of them don't like admitting it.
Jive seems pretty honest overall.

Thanks man