Dark Humour Thread

This user has been blacklisted from posting on the forums. Until the blacklist is lifted, all posts made by this user have been hidden and require a Sep7agon^® SecondClass Premium Membership to view.

Good news for the Taliban

Spoiler

They got their 132 virgins

I just started reading a book about the life of Baby P

Spoiler

Finished

I see that in the US they're complaining about halal meat. They want their meat to be killed the American way...

Spoiler

but, honestly, what are the chances of a cow enrolling in high school and being shot by a classmate?

What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

Spoiler

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

A New York appeals court says a chimpanzee isn't entitled to the rights of a human.

Spoiler

We already know about a similar case in Ferguson.

I was in Tesco yesterday and a Jew was at the counter paying with a credit card and she was taking ages.

Under my breath I muttered, "Fucking Yid, hurry up!"

She turned round to me and said, "You couldn't have been any more offensive, you really couldn't!"

So I took the bacon out of my basket and slapped her round the face with it.

I'm so hungry, I could eat a starving Ethiopian child.