Comic Sans doesn't exist anymore. At least not in the way you may all know. It only exists in weaponized form now, precisely for the purpose of getting people like the OP all sweaty and bothered so that they talk about and give the people who used it attention (and bad attention is better than no attention). Though, not all wield this weapon wisely, because I can't think of a reason why the Portugese authorities would want attention.

And speaking of Portugal, does anyone remember if Portugal is the gay version of Spain, or if Spain is the gay version of Portugal? I always forget which is which.