I often hear, "Chuck, you're really good at being cuckolded. How do you do it?" So I started this informational thread on how you too can be cuckolded like a pro.

So, where do we start?

First you need a cold blooded bitch, and you need to fall in love with her. Once that's done the rest is easy! Allow her to become enamored with a thuggish black guy. The more gangster the better. If he's served time for any violent felony, you've hit the jackpot!

Now, plan an elaborate meal, and have her favorite movies on when she gets home. She'll come home with her thug. Greet her with a cheerful "Hello honey, who's your friend?" To which he'll yell for you to "shut your bitch ass up."

She'll lead him into the bedroom, making eye contact with you and smiling widely. You follow behind them asking "b-b-baby, what are you doing?" At this point the thug will pull a gun on you, and tell you to stand in the corner and watch "while he tears up this white pussy."

Your nearly there! She'll insist on him entering her from the rear, or "doggy style" so she can see you in the mirror while being aggressively fornicated with. She will yell "Oh fuck me with that giant cock! Oh god, it's so big! [insert your name here]'s is so small! Oh god yes fuck me!"

At thus point it's proper to start crying and quietly saying her name and asking why. She may choose to allow him to have anal sex, or ejaculate on her face or in her mouth. In any case she will continue to make eye contact and call you " a sad, pathetic loser of a man!"

After he finishes, it is usually customary for him to assault you on his way out. If he doesn't then he doesn't mean any ill will, he will be exhausted.

Congratulations! You're now a cuckold!

I hope this helps!

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Quote from: Thunder on November 11, 2015, 09:51:20 PM

We know you moved on and shit, but christ don't embrace it.

Just being funny. The slut just cheated on me. This is just playing the image

You're not funny stfu

Just fucking with you Charlie

I love you

How'd you find out about her cheating? Did you take time off from the relationship and just decided to call it quits, or did you outright drop her ass?

I can't rightfully explain just how much that word stings. Just listen to it.

Cuck.

Who's the half brained sack of shit that started this fucking trend of calling things a cuck? Because I'd like to strangle them slightly. What an awful word that got slopped up by memester kids and sad old man kids alike. I hope that word dissappears into the depths of obscurity.

Knowing the internet, hopefully the cool kids will forget about it within the next year. Good riddance.

Quote from: Sandtrap on November 12, 2015, 01:34:09 AM

I can't rightfully explain just how much that word stings. Just listen to it.

Cuck.

Who's the half brained sack of shit that started this fucking trend of calling things a cuck? Because I'd like to strangle them slightly. What an awful word that got slopped up by memester kids and sad old man kids alike. I hope that word dissappears into the depths of obscurity.

Knowing the internet, hopefully the cool kids will forget about it within the next year. Good riddance.

Personally, it irritates me greatly to see it used so often. If there were any word I'd thought the internet would grind to the dirt and through the meme machine of retardation, it wouldn't have been it.

I tip my fedora in your direction, fellow enlightened one.

this is fucking weird man


like


if I want to jokingly talk about something I don't write an erotica about it

I take it the thug is a nigger?