Craziest night of my fucking life (story time)

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First I had a great date with this cute girl at the fair. Went cash af. Afterwards it was my friends birthday party so I went around 11pm

We'll call friend #1 L and friend #2 E

This is all outside at a bonfire btw. Well there's this 28 year old fat but kinda muscular extremely tatted up Mexican guy there. Drunk as fuck. After most people leave He calls out to my friend E, and he says "At a Mexican party I don't like how you disrespected me and didn't say hi, at a Mexican party you say hi to everyone" etc. then he challenges E to a push-up contest and E demolishes him. He starts getting mad as fuck and he challenges E to an arm wrestling contest. E beats him again

He gets so mad, he starts cussing at everyone saying he's going to chop us up into little pieces etc. then he bets his Rolex (i later learned this guy is a cartel member) in another arm wrestling match. It escalates and eventually he grabs my friend L by the neck and tries to choke him out. Me and three other friends take care of that real quick and then he runs to his trunk where he has an assault rifle and tries to get it but he gets tackled down by another dude. For another hour they spend time trying to calm him down and his homies end up pulling out his guns and then like 10 cops show up with lights and assault rifles pointing at all of us and im forced to lie on the ground for like 15 minutes while the cartel dude and his homies get arrested etc

It's much longer than this but that's the jist of it. Crazy shit smh, stupid little man with the most fragile ego I've ever seen. Willing to kill people because he feels like it's being threatened. This is the mindset most gang members have. So fragile


 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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says the arab


 
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>US
get out
make me :3
giving up the NEET life and the gibs isn't easy


 
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Spics and blacks are the reason US police need to be armed to the teeth.
says the arab
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get out
make me :3
giving up the NEET life and the gibs isn't easy
calling up the RWDS now. You're dead, kiddo.


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But did you get the rolex?
I actually think someone did take it πŸ€”πŸ€”


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When the cops showed up I was so happy and relieved

I <3 police


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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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