Friend: Man, I fucking hate him.
Me: Why?
Friend: He just pisses me off.
Me: *jokingly* You should kick his ass then.
Friend: Alright, I will.
Later in the halls, I see the person we were talking about. The friend I was talking to immediately walks over and kicks him in the dick.

You said ass, he went for dick. Not a man of his word

Quote from: BC on January 21, 2015, 05:14:06 PM

Quote from: Strogger on January 21, 2015, 05:10:24 PM

Friend: Man, I fucking hate him.
Me: Why?
Friend: He just pisses me off.
Me: *jokingly* You should kick his ass then.
Friend: Alright, I will.
Later in the halls, I see the person we were talking about. The friend I was talking to immediately walks over and kicks him in the dick.

You said ass, he went for dick. Not a man of his word

What if he was a dickbutt?

Hmmm, I approve

I've done that, only a few times. Mostly in anger or drunkenness, and it's always the other person that eggs it on.

e.g. I say something which I don't really mean at the time, and then they just go "You wouldn't". Now I can't not be a man of my word, and so I do it... and then they freak out about it.

Other times it's been someone's throwing up at a house party and in my drunken state I just go "I'll clean it!". It's strange that I'm most enthusiastic about cleaning things when I'm drunk, even when it's someone else's house and I've absolutely no obligation to do it.