Corrupt Moderator request thread 2.0

Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, shitposters and seriousfigs.

It's time once again for a corrupt moderator thread, my wallet has gotten a little thin so I'm looking to take bribes for bans or other abuses of power.

Going rates

For those with an axe to grind and money to burn
Lite-ban - Day rate is £5 up to a maximum of 7 days because that's the percentage cap
Blacklist ban - Day rate is £10 with a three month cap, after that point it's a permaban
Permaban - this is going to cost you, since it requires me logging into the admin section to do it. I would say pay for a new console but I've got them both now. So basically buy me stuff to build a stronk gaming PC and we'll call that square.

For those who want to mess with their friends
I will send a fake warning via disembodied if you post something amusing enough.

For the neets on a budget
Amazon Dollar codes - I will edit someone's post for giggles
Smug anime face pictures/gifs - I will move someone's thread to the wrong forum
Gore (Send via PM) - A free pass to post something you shouldn't, within reason

Please post your requests/purchase orders ITT
Also note: this is a lighthearted thread yadayadayada purchases do not guarantee the final product's delivery something something indie devs are good kore wa please do not use the thread as a platform for triggering hate speech because I'll ban you instead for pewps and giggles. Remember to like us on facebook for special offers! www.facebuick.com/NYPD_Official


Fallout 3 was good, Skyrim still sets a benchmark for modern games, and Fallout 4 looks to be packed with an obscene amount of content. I'm getting pretty sick of these mopey threads talking about how shitty Fallout 3 was supposed to be, how boring Skyrim is (hint: if you're bored in Skyrim, you're a boring fucking person and there's no fixing that), and how supposedly bad Fallout 4 will be.

I'll pay you £10 to blacklist Tru

I'll pay you £10 to blacklist Tru

He bought immunity in the last thread though.

Hence why it's not for sale in this one, because whilst it sold well it limits my further opportunities for financial gain.

I'll pay you £10 to blacklist Tru

He bought immunity in the last thread though.

Hence why it's not for sale in this one, because whilst it sold well it limits my further opportunities for financial gain.

I'll pay you £10 to remove his immunity and £10 to blacklist him

I'll also pay you in back rubs.

I want Fallout 4.

I'll pay you £10 to blacklist Tru

He bought immunity in the last thread though.

Hence why it's not for sale in this one, because whilst it sold well it limits my further opportunities for financial gain.

I'll pay you £10 to remove his immunity and £10 to blacklist him

Hmm, tempting but that's not going to pay for my next 12 months of XBL.

I want Fallout 4.

Regular, limited or collectors edition?

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I'll pay you £10 to blacklist Tru

He bought immunity in the last thread though.

Hence why it's not for sale in this one, because whilst it sold well it limits my further opportunities for financial gain.

I'll pay you £10 to remove his immunity and £10 to blacklist him

Hmm, tempting but that's not going to pay for my next 12 months of XBL.

>buying xbl

I'll pay £1000 if you blacklist yourself and the entire mod team

And cheat

Can you pay it in amazon dollars?

I want Fallout 4.

Regular, limited or collectors edition?

I don't give a shit. I want the game. I did preorder the pipboy though.

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I'll pay you £10 to blacklist Tru

He bought immunity in the last thread though.

Hence why it's not for sale in this one, because whilst it sold well it limits my further opportunities for financial gain.

I'll pay you £10 to remove his immunity and £10 to blacklist him

Hmm, tempting but that's not going to pay for my next 12 months of XBL.

>buying xbl

>having no friends

I request a permaban on Mr Psychologist.
What's the price and where is it paid to?

I want Fallout 4.

Regular, limited or collectors edition?

I don't give a shit. I want the game. I did preorder the pipboy though.

Splendid choice, it'll arrive on November 10th.

Go move one of my shitpost threads to Serious  (preferably the Gary Johnson one that got no replies) while I find some top teir gore.

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I'll pay you £10 to blacklist Tru

He bought immunity in the last thread though.

Hence why it's not for sale in this one, because whilst it sold well it limits my further opportunities for financial gain.

I'll pay you £10 to remove his immunity and £10 to blacklist him

Hmm, tempting but that's not going to pay for my next 12 months of XBL.

>buying xbl

>having no friends

tfw get xbl for free because of a glitch

I'll pay you one dollar to unban me

Sold!

Amazon code to my inbox please.

I request a permaban on Mr Psychologist.
What's the price and where is it paid to?

That limits my flow of revenue via bribes though, so the price will be set at one million bonger.

Go move one of my shitpost threads to Serious  (preferably the Gary Johnson one that got no replies) while I find some top teir gore.

I still want the uncropped version of this

bretty sure it's just the cover of Little Girl 3

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I request a permaban on Mr Psychologist.
What's the price and where is it paid to?

That limits my flow of revenue via bribes though, so the price will be set at one million bonger.

Spoiler

Go move one of my shitpost threads to Serious  (preferably the Gary Johnson one that got no replies) while I find some top teir gore.

I still want the uncropped version of this

bretty sure it's just the cover of Little Girl 3

That requires effort. Fucking PM me the full version you nigger

remind me in an hour or so in Skype
I'll link ya the whole comic.

Go move one of my shitpost threads to Serious  (preferably the Gary Johnson one that got no replies) while I find some top teir gore.

I still want the uncropped version of this

bretty sure it's just the cover of Little Girl 3

That requires effort. Fucking PM me the full version you nigger

remind me in an hour or so in Skype
I'll link ya the whole comic.

This is not daijoubu.

Make sure you send it on skype not here >_>

I'll give you $10 if you ban me

I request a permaban on Mr Psychologist.
What's the price and where is it paid to?

That limits my flow of revenue via bribes though, so the price will be set at one million bonger.

Spoiler

Pounds sterling, not degenerate tubes <_<

I'll give you $10 if you ban me

Sold, amazon codes in my inbox pls.

I'll give you nothing if you do nothing.