Why are witches so hot?

 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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also no one has answered the non rhetorical question in the OP

why are witches so hot fam



It's probably because you like dominant ladies. Everybody knows that witches are bad girls.
lol you're probably right

they also have magical abilities and are therefore more powerful

@verbatim no go away your explanation is bad


 
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also no one has answered the non rhetorical question in the OP

why are witches so hot fam



It's probably because you like dominant ladies. Everybody knows that witches are bad girls.
lol you're probably right

they also have magical abilities and are therefore more powerful

@verbatim no go away your explanation is bad

Hoo boy I see where this train is rolling.

*cough*

"I could kill you right now but I'm going to fuck you instead*

Am I right or am I right?


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
——Carmen
also no one has answered the non rhetorical question in the OP

why are witches so hot fam



It's probably because you like dominant ladies. Everybody knows that witches are bad girls.
lol you're probably right

they also have magical abilities and are therefore more powerful

@verbatim no go away your explanation is bad

Hoo boy I see where this train is rolling.

*cough*

"I could kill you right now but I'm going to fuck you instead*

Am I right or am I right?
lol you have the sentiment right for sure


 
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also no one has answered the non rhetorical question in the OP

why are witches so hot fam



It's probably because you like dominant ladies. Everybody knows that witches are bad girls.
lol you're probably right

they also have magical abilities and are therefore more powerful

@verbatim no go away your explanation is bad

Hoo boy I see where this train is rolling.

*cough*

"I could kill you right now but I'm going to fuck you instead*

Am I right or am I right?
lol you have the sentiment right for sure

And the bets are on the table and he calls it.

Fuck yes.

I WON FUCKING NOTHING.


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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——Carmen
Verb's got a stiffy for pointy elf ears.
lol really?

Wow fuck me I forgot who I was talking to. Thought you were Verb there.

Over yonder in the gaming forums Verb made a statement about pointy elf ears.

I've just decided that he's now the official Elf fucker of this forum. It suits him fine.
elves
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go away verbo


 
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You either die a hero or live long enough to become Mythic..
Look up Hocus Pocus

And say that


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
——Carmen
Look up Hocus Pocus

And say that
wow it's almost like counterexamples exist

you're obviously missing the point of this thread lol, it's about the fact that if you take a normal girl and say they're a witch, that alone makes the girl way hotter, in and of itself. In all media that's not contemporary, witches have been shown as ugly women, but they would be even uglier if they weren't witches.


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Verb's got a stiffy for pointy elf ears.
lol really?

Wow fuck me I forgot who I was talking to. Thought you were Verb there.

Over yonder in the gaming forums Verb made a statement about pointy elf ears.

I've just decided that he's now the official Elf fucker of this forum. It suits him fine.
elves
Spoiler
go away verbo
I'm pretty sure he doesn't actually have an elf fetish though.

And don't go slandering elves, they're magnificent, wonderful and alluring creatures.


 
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You either die a hero or live long enough to become Mythic..
Look up Hocus Pocus

And say that
wow it's almost like counterexamples exist

you're obviously missing the point of this thread lol, it's about the fact that if you take a normal girl and say they're a witch, that alone makes the girl way hotter, in and of itself. In all media that's not contemporary, witches have been shown as ugly women, but they would be even uglier if they weren't witches.

Um
Sandra Bullock was a witch in Practical Magic.
Definitely not any hotter.



 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
——Carmen
Look up Hocus Pocus

And say that
wow it's almost like counterexamples exist

you're obviously missing the point of this thread lol, it's about the fact that if you take a normal girl and say they're a witch, that alone makes the girl way hotter, in and of itself. In all media that's not contemporary, witches have been shown as ugly women, but they would be even uglier if they weren't witches.

Um
Sandra Bullock was a witch in Practical Magic.
Definitely not any hotter.
That's because Sandra Bullock looks like a man


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Look up Hocus Pocus

And say that
wow it's almost like counterexamples exist

you're obviously missing the point of this thread lol, it's about the fact that if you take a normal girl and say they're a witch, that alone makes the girl way hotter, in and of itself. In all media that's not contemporary, witches have been shown as ugly women, but they would be even uglier if they weren't witches.

Um
Sandra Bullock was a witch in Practical Magic.
Definitely not any hotter.
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Class likes witches and Verb's got a stiffy for pointy elf ears.

Anymore Halloween confessions anybody?

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I have a thing for dwarves and old men.



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Class likes witches and Verb's got a stiffy for pointy elf ears.

Anymore Halloween confessions anybody?

>.>

I have a thing for dwarves and old men.
Lemonparty.org is pretty good for that.


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Anymore Halloween confessions anybody?

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I have a thing for dwarves and old men.
Lemonparty.org is pretty good for that.

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