Confession thread

I honestly feel I would go apeshit on a woman if she cheated on me.  It's hypocritical because I feel like I would've cheated on her if the opportunity came my way.

Okay serious time, I nearly drowned a bunch of puppies, keep in mind I was 4 years old and thought I was giving them a bath.

Why not just spend a filler

Speak American, please.

I shot a bird with an airsoft tommy gun once when I was in middle school. Dozens of times because I had a drum mag. He was only five days away from retirement...why oh why...

pfffff.... Okay maybe... I guess this isn't the most sensitive crowd.

what

I'm sometimes worry that I'm actually retarded but people are too polite to tell me so.

You're retarded

But here's the problem how do I know you're not just being a dick or maybe you think its what I want to hear and are just being super nice?

You don't

And therein lies my dilemma.

pfffff.... Okay maybe... I guess this isn't the most sensitive crowd.

what

well if you have sensitive confessions, this place probably isn't the place to say them.

Why not just spend a filler

Speak American, please.

shiiiiit I meant dollar

I knew there was gunna be a shitstorm over Nuka's post.

I don't know that I'd call it a shit storm...

Maybe a mild argument.

Being genuinely confuzzled when someone says something that doesn't make much sense is an argument?

I still don't really get what he means, I'm 18, never really been attracted to a girl, never been in a relationship, but I wouldn't say I'm not Straight. And I've got several friends like that.

Please don't make this some big deal if someone replies to this.

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I knew there was gunna be a shitstorm over Nuka's post.

I don't know that I'd call it a shit storm...

Maybe a mild argument.

Being genuinely confuzzled when someone says something that doesn't make much sense is an argument?

I still don't really get what he means, I'm 18, never really been attracted to a girl, never been in a relationship, but I wouldn't say I'm not Straight. And I've got several friends like that.

Please don't make this some big deal if someone replies to this.

freak kell ur self lololol #spreadthem4ebolachan

i'd sock u in the gabber if you charged me double per bag than what a woman gets charged m8

i'd sock u in the gabber if you charged me double per bag than what a woman gets charged m8

I would laugh my ass off If I saw you full on deck Raw Sugar in the face.

I have actually never had sex with Slash's mother

I have actually never had sex with Slash's mother

I've lost all faith in you...
:,(

I have actually never had sex with Slash's mother

I've lost all faith in you...
:,(

your mother, on the other hand...whew. let's just say she knows how to take a mouthful

I have actually never had sex with Slash's mother

I've lost all faith in you...
:,(

your mother, on the other hand...whew. let's just say she knows how to take a mouthful

she has mouth herpes, m8
I'm sorry, go get yourself checked.

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