Come up with your ultimate fantasy right now

Loaf · January 13, 2015, 09:25:48 PM

So to start off, I would have a completely replaceable bedroom so I could squirt water at whatever I wanted to with one of these little squirty syringes

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. That are so much fun for drinking water, but it is also fun to squirt stuff with them. I would also live in an automated, self sustaining, perpetual motion device house, that grows it's own food for me, cleans itself, and keeps everything nice and cozy for me, all for free. Then it could be just like minecraft where once you build a house you don't need to even try to survive anymore. Then uh... I would have a band that would get together and play some music with me. Ideally it would be a bunch of cute femboys who all appreciate the same type of music as I do, who could come over to my perpetual motion house and have raging hot sex with me. And I want to explore the universe and see everything that exists in it and live forever and I want to actually have the ability to enjoy reading books and I would generally like it if nothing bad ever happened ever again and I would like to live forever. Maybe if life was just one infinite steaming hot orgasm that would be even better.

January 13, 2015, 09:26:58 PM

You don't want to know.

Loaf · January 13, 2015, 09:27:25 PM

Quote from: SecondClass on January 13, 2015, 09:26:58 PM

You don't want to know.

Try me.

yeah I do.

Forgewolf · January 13, 2015, 09:27:59 PM

Living in a super natural middles ages. D&D style

DAS B00T x2 · January 13, 2015, 09:28:00 PM

I just want to lay in bed and live vicariously through shitty high school romance anime.

Nexus · January 13, 2015, 09:28:15 PM

That is the strangest sexual fantasy ever.

Tyger · January 13, 2015, 09:28:36 PM

You're wierd

Nexus · January 13, 2015, 09:29:10 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on January 13, 2015, 09:28:00 PM

I just want to lay in bed and live vicariously through shitty high school romance anime.

He said fantasy.

Loaf · January 13, 2015, 09:29:13 PM

Quote from: Nexus on January 13, 2015, 09:28:15 PM

That is the strangest sexual fantasy ever.

you saying your ultimate fantasy wouldn't be at least partially sexual?

Loaf · January 13, 2015, 09:29:53 PM

Quote from: Tyger on January 13, 2015, 09:28:36 PM

You're wierd

I'm curious, how?

DAS B00T x2 · January 13, 2015, 09:30:25 PM

Quote from: Nexus on January 13, 2015, 09:29:10 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on January 13, 2015, 09:28:00 PM
I just want to lay in bed and live vicariously through shitty high school romance anime.
He said fantasy.

I have to maintain a job though.
And buy alcohol.

N/A · January 13, 2015, 09:30:31 PM

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Nexus · January 13, 2015, 09:31:27 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on January 13, 2015, 09:30:25 PM

Quote from: Nexus on January 13, 2015, 09:29:10 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on January 13, 2015, 09:28:00 PM
I just want to lay in bed and live vicariously through shitty high school romance anime.
He said fantasy.
I have to maintain a job though.
And buy alcohol.

Work from bed.

DAS B00T x2 · January 13, 2015, 09:34:08 PM

Quote from: Nexus on January 13, 2015, 09:31:27 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on January 13, 2015, 09:30:25 PM
Quote from: Nexus on January 13, 2015, 09:29:10 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on January 13, 2015, 09:28:00 PM
I just want to lay in bed and live vicariously through shitty high school romance anime.
He said fantasy.
I have to maintain a job though.
And buy alcohol.
Work from bed.

But that's still work.

Nexus · January 13, 2015, 09:35:06 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on January 13, 2015, 09:34:08 PM

Quote from: Nexus on January 13, 2015, 09:31:27 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on January 13, 2015, 09:30:25 PM
Quote from: Nexus on January 13, 2015, 09:29:10 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on January 13, 2015, 09:28:00 PM
I just want to lay in bed and live vicariously through shitty high school romance anime.
He said fantasy.
I have to maintain a job though.
And buy alcohol.
Work from bed.
But that's still work.

You have to sacrifice a little.

Ushan · January 13, 2015, 09:51:17 PM

I live in a castle on a hill isolated from people, it's drafty so it gets really cold in the winter, I have a fridge full of Stouts and IPAs, a basement full of single-malt scotches and aquavit, and the kitchen magically has whatever ingredients I need for whatever I'm in the mood to eat. The castle would have a library stocked with all manner of comic books and novels. Around the castle are a number of wooded hills populated by large, sapient, friendly wolves and bears capable of speaking coherently in English and have a human life span. This land would be situated somewhere in the north where the winters are cold and the summers are overcast and rainy. And in my garage would be a spaceship suitably equipped for one-man space piracy.

I think that would do it.

Azumarill · January 13, 2015, 09:56:21 PM

a cabin somewhere in nova scotia near a lake. lots of weed, adequate transportation to the nearest town, and a nice girl to spend my days with