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Ember used to be cool and funny

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please take a seat at a pew and we shall begin worship

 
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           hardcore will never die
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )               https://youtu.be/uDF4cwAghAc
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )
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: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็
*shuffles in wearing a fedora and takes a seat*

 
 
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ALLAHU SNACKBAR!
*vest explodes sending doritos and mountain dew all over church*

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the dj spins and cuts me
           hardcore will never die
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )               https://youtu.be/uDF4cwAghAc
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )
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Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on September 21, 2014, 12:54:39 PM
*walks in*
ALLAHU SNACKBAR!
*vest explodes sending doritos and mountain dew all over church*
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Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on September 21, 2014, 12:54:39 PM
*walks in*
ALLAHU SNACKBAR!
*vest explodes sending doritos and mountain dew all over church*
your donation to the Church is appreciated

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the dj spins and cuts me
           hardcore will never die
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )               https://youtu.be/uDF4cwAghAc
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )
) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )
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*shekels are sucked into a black hole near the front of the church*

interesting auto-jew mechanisms this building has

 
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fuck you
Holy dicks

 
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the dj spins and cuts me
           hardcore will never die
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )               https://youtu.be/uDF4cwAghAc
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )
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Quote from: True Turquoise on September 21, 2014, 01:00:29 PM
Holy dicks
*looks at Tru*

ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ

 
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Achronos raped my childhood. So fuck him!

 
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Quote from: Decimator Omega on September 21, 2014, 01:10:06 PM
Achronos raped my childhood. So fuck him!
are you legit telling me that b.net was your childhood

 
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Quote from: Ember on September 21, 2014, 01:11:16 PM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on September 21, 2014, 01:10:06 PM
Achronos raped my childhood. So fuck him!
are you legit telling me that b.net was your childhood

Hey, I time traveled to 2008 when I was 6 and then went back, so fuck Achronos.

Spoiler
In all seriousness, why are you even doing this church of Achronos crap? The guy is a douchebag webmaster that looks like Peter Griffin and eats donuts all day.

 
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           hardcore will never die
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )               https://youtu.be/uDF4cwAghAc
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )
) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )
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: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็
ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)


 
 
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Quote from: Ryle on September 21, 2014, 01:14:49 PM
ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)

Eh?

 
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the dj spins and cuts me
           hardcore will never die
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )               https://youtu.be/uDF4cwAghAc
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )
) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )
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: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็
Quote from: True Turquoise on September 21, 2014, 01:17:33 PM
Quote from: Ryle on September 21, 2014, 01:14:49 PM
ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)

Eh?
( ° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)

 
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I am enlightened by my own intelligence, not some phoney baloney Achronos. 

 
 
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Quote from: Ryle on September 21, 2014, 01:18:18 PM
Quote from: True Turquoise on September 21, 2014, 01:17:33 PM
Quote from: Ryle on September 21, 2014, 01:14:49 PM
ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)

Eh?
( ° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)


 
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           hardcore will never die
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )               https://youtu.be/uDF4cwAghAc
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )
) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็
Quote from: True Turquoise on September 21, 2014, 01:19:28 PM
Quote from: Ryle on September 21, 2014, 01:18:18 PM
Quote from: True Turquoise on September 21, 2014, 01:17:33 PM
Quote from: Ryle on September 21, 2014, 01:14:49 PM
ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)

Eh?
( ° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)


ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ

 
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Now he's just gay
Quote from: Decimator Omega on September 21, 2014, 01:13:12 PM
Quote from: Ember on September 21, 2014, 01:11:16 PM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on September 21, 2014, 01:10:06 PM
Achronos raped my childhood. So fuck him!
are you legit telling me that b.net was your childhood

Hey, I time traveled to 2008 when I was 6 and then went back, so fuck Achronos.

Spoiler
In all seriousness, why are you even doing this church of Achronos crap? The guy is a douchebag webmaster that looks like Peter Griffin and eats donuts all day.
wait

2008 was six years ago


and you said you were six in 2008


so are you telling me you're twelve years old

 
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ALLAHU BEETLE!

 
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Quote from: Ember on September 21, 2014, 01:26:48 PM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on September 21, 2014, 01:13:12 PM
Quote from: Ember on September 21, 2014, 01:11:16 PM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on September 21, 2014, 01:10:06 PM
Achronos raped my childhood. So fuck him!
are you legit telling me that b.net was your childhood

Hey, I time traveled to 2008 when I was 6 and then went back, so fuck Achronos.

Spoiler
In all seriousness, why are you even doing this church of Achronos crap? The guy is a douchebag webmaster that looks like Peter Griffin and eats donuts all day.
wait

2008 was six years ago


and you said you were six in 2008


so are you telling me you're twelve years old

I was 6 in 1999, then I found a time machine at that age and time traveled, and then traveled back.

Spoiler
Forget it. I suck at being intentionally funny. I'm only funny when it's unintentional

 
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*furiously masturbates to Achronos' statue*

 
 
 
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"Achronos the Mighty! Achronos the unerring! Achronos the unassailable! To you we give Praise! We are but maggots writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars (See you starside)! But you were once man! Aye! And as man you said, "Let me show you the power of Achronos Banhammer, born of the Bungie, where my breath is long bans. I breathe now in royalty and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Floodians, for I tolerate you." Aye, Tolerate! Tolerate! Even as man, great Achronos put up with us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of B.net! The future of Bungie! And there it is, Flood! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Achronos is the true god of man! Ascended from code, to rule the realm of #Offtopic! The very idea is inconceivable to our Moderator Overlords! Sharing the forums with us? With Mods? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on #Offtopic! Today, they take away your posts. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the Mods take your homes? Your businesses? Your mums (Bobcast)? Your very lives(Probably)? And what does the Flood do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Code of Conduct enforces the will of the Webteam! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Flood! Rise up, #Offtopic! Embrace the word of mighty Achronos, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit the Forums and the site! And we, not the Mods or their toadies, will rule Bungie! Forever!"

Yet another retarded Heimskr pisstake <.<

Pity the desticles won the war too.
Last Edit: September 21, 2014, 01:55:29 PM by Mr Psychologist

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Ember used to be cool and funny

Now he's just gay
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Achronos raped my childhood. So fuck him!
are you legit telling me that b.net was your childhood

Hey, I time traveled to 2008 when I was 6 and then went back, so fuck Achronos.

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In all seriousness, why are you even doing this church of Achronos crap? The guy is a douchebag webmaster that looks like Peter Griffin and eats donuts all day.
wait

2008 was six years ago


and you said you were six in 2008


so are you telling me you're twelve years old

I was 6 in 1999, then I found a time machine at that age and time traveled, and then traveled back.

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Forget it. I suck at being intentionally funny. I'm only funny when it's unintentional
i think it was more a matter of how you worded your post that caused the confusion

 
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Really? More of this meme shit?

 
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Quote from: Garem on September 21, 2014, 05:31:15 PM
Really? More of this meme shit?
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