Chocolate Is Terrible!

AngryBrute · February 26, 2015, 01:45:41 PM

I have hated Chocolate for the longest time. I used to love it when I was a little kid, but now BLEHH!!! I cant stand the smell of it, and the mere hint of it disgusts me.

Convince me that it is anything but--if you can try...

Now these things. Are amazing!

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Hahahaha very funny Zonda · February 26, 2015, 01:46:48 PM

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Elegiac · February 26, 2015, 01:47:29 PM

I like fudge and truffles. That's about it. Try those. There, you've been convinced.

True Turquoise · February 26, 2015, 01:48:18 PM

yes it is

I seriously cant eat sweet things

AngryBrute · February 26, 2015, 01:48:44 PM

Quote from: ねこ on February 26, 2015, 01:46:48 PM

I can't convince a fgt lol

That would indeed be very difficult.

Solonoid · February 26, 2015, 01:50:35 PM

Dear diary, today AngryBrute has done literally everything he possibly could, in as many threads as he possibly could, to make me hate him.

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · February 26, 2015, 01:51:49 PM

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AngryBrute · February 26, 2015, 01:52:29 PM

Quote from: Soʟᴀᴄᴇ Rɪsɪɴɢ on February 26, 2015, 01:50:35 PM

Dear diary, today AngryBrute has done literally everything he possibly could, in as many threads as he possibly could, to make me hate him.

Fixd that typo for you!

+1 Hate

AngryBrute · February 26, 2015, 02:02:22 PM

Quote from: Soʟᴀᴄᴇ Rɪsɪɴɢ on February 26, 2015, 01:50:35 PM

Dear diary, today AngryBrute has done literally everything he possibly could, in as many threads as he possibly could, to make me hate him.

And also... Exactly what did I do?

Coomer · February 26, 2015, 02:08:58 PM

I still like it but I don't buy it anymore

Not ever since...the documentary...

Ásgeirr · February 26, 2015, 02:17:20 PM

Well ive heard american chocolate has all kinds of disgusting shit put in it.

Naru · February 26, 2015, 02:18:10 PM

Quote from: Oss on February 26, 2015, 02:17:20 PM

Well ive heard american chocolate has all kinds of disgusting shit put in it.

At least we don't put autism in ours.

Ásgeirr · February 26, 2015, 02:20:14 PM

Quote from: Naru | The TotesCaller on February 26, 2015, 02:18:10 PM

Quote from: Oss on February 26, 2015, 02:17:20 PM
Well ive heard american chocolate has all kinds of disgusting shit put in it.
At least we don't put autism in ours.

aw shit

R o c k e t · February 26, 2015, 02:22:08 PM

Chocolate is incredible.

Fudge..........its ok. Depends I suppose.
Peanut butter makes chocolate better

However, I can't eat as much sweet food as I used to.

Juuzou · February 26, 2015, 02:36:13 PM

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Nexus · February 26, 2015, 02:41:58 PM

Reese's is all you need.

gats · February 26, 2015, 02:43:24 PM

even nutella? What about toffee? How can anyone has toffee?

Winy · February 26, 2015, 02:43:43 PM

You're terrible and your dick is small.

Girl of Mystery · February 26, 2015, 02:43:56 PM

Try eating chocolate that isn't shitty American chocolate then.

Solonoid · February 26, 2015, 02:45:34 PM

Quote from: Lemön | Britainistanian on February 26, 2015, 02:43:56 PM

Try eating chocolate that isn't shitty American chocolate then.

British chocolate is even worse.

Only belgian and italian chocolates are truly better than others.

AngryBrute · February 26, 2015, 02:45:57 PM

Quote from: Gatsby | The SauceyFucker on February 26, 2015, 02:43:24 PM

even nutella? What about toffee? How can anyone has toffee?

Pretty much all chocolate is a no no for me.

Girl of Mystery · February 26, 2015, 02:47:47 PM

Quote from: Soʟᴀᴄᴇ Rɪsɪɴɢ on February 26, 2015, 02:45:34 PM

Quote from: Lemön | Britainistanian on February 26, 2015, 02:43:56 PM
Try eating chocolate that isn't shitty American chocolate then.
British chocolate is even worse.

Only belgian and italian chocolates are truly better than others.

I never mentioned British chocolate.

Also, Cadbury chocolate is good.

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · February 26, 2015, 02:47:59 PM

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AngryBrute · February 26, 2015, 02:50:48 PM

Quote from: ねこ on February 26, 2015, 02:47:59 PM

Do u even nesquik?!

I dont even Hershey's Kiss. And I most certainly wouldn't do anything for a Klondike bar.

TheOneTrueDesticle · February 26, 2015, 02:51:37 PM

American chocolate is bullshit.

Belgian, British, Swedish, German chocolate. All stronk in different ways. American chocolate has too much wax and is generally bullshit.