Cheesy Puff Came to Life And Pimped My Gay Ass

Turkey · March 20, 2015, 08:17:44 PM

http://www.amazon.com/Cheesy-Puff-Came-Life-Pimped-ebook/dp/B00TVD8EDM/ref=pd_sim_kstore_6?ie=UTF8&refRID=07C557N0NK9PH6CAWX8V

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"I moaned and turned back, eying my cheddary pimp as he grabbed his powdery cheese pounder..."

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Can true love defy the odds? When a funky cheese puff pimp named Cheesy, comes to life and shows up at Larry's doorstep, proposing to sweep the young stud away from the world of violence and poverty that surround him, he happily accepts. But a high-rolling lifestyle comes at a price, and Larry soon finds that Cheesy has plans to exploit the young man's affection for muscular thugs. What Cheesy doesn't expect though, is to fall for Larry, and soon enough the two find themselves on a cross-country adventure where the stakes are high and the love sizzles like a cheddar slice on a steamy oven top.

And of course, when you're done with this, don't forget to continue the series with:

g💚jira · March 20, 2015, 08:47:12 PM

solid

Turkey · March 20, 2015, 09:12:29 PM

Bless you, Goji.

R o c k e t · March 20, 2015, 09:18:41 PM

>Kindle Edition

I thought it said "Kinder" lol

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · March 20, 2015, 09:32:40 PM

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The Lord Slide Rule · March 20, 2015, 10:42:14 PM

Turkey, why?

R o c k e t · March 20, 2015, 10:50:22 PM

"BILLIONAIRE SPORTS CAR CAME TO LIFE AND MADE ME GAY"

Screw reading the books, the titles alone are entertainment enough!!!

N/A · March 20, 2015, 11:32:00 PM

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R o c k e t · March 20, 2015, 11:35:51 PM

Quote from: Z♡n on March 20, 2015, 11:32:00 PM

Quote from: Val 'Ketam on March 20, 2015, 10:50:22 PM

"BILLIONAIRE SPORTS CAR CAME TO LIFE AND MADE ME GAY"

Screw reading the books, the titles alone are entertainment enough!!!
You're hard, aren't you?

No, are you?

N/A · March 20, 2015, 11:38:37 PM

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R o c k e t · March 20, 2015, 11:39:13 PM

Quote from: Z♡n on March 20, 2015, 11:38:37 PM

Quote from: Val 'Ketam on March 20, 2015, 11:35:51 PM
Quote from: Z♡n on March 20, 2015, 11:32:00 PM
Quote from: Val 'Ketam on March 20, 2015, 10:50:22 PM

"BILLIONAIRE SPORTS CAR CAME TO LIFE AND MADE ME GAY"

Screw reading the books, the titles alone are entertainment enough!!!
You're hard, aren't you?

No, are you?
Yeah, but I always am. You wanna help he take care of that?

No thanks, I'm content

N/A · March 20, 2015, 11:42:06 PM

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R o c k e t · March 20, 2015, 11:43:24 PM

Quote from: Z♡n on March 20, 2015, 11:42:06 PM

Quote from: Val 'Ketam on March 20, 2015, 11:39:13 PM
Quote from: Z♡n on March 20, 2015, 11:38:37 PM
Quote from: Val 'Ketam on March 20, 2015, 11:35:51 PM
Quote from: Z♡n on March 20, 2015, 11:32:00 PM
Quote from: Val 'Ketam on March 20, 2015, 10:50:22 PM

"BILLIONAIRE SPORTS CAR CAME TO LIFE AND MADE ME GAY"

Screw reading the books, the titles alone are entertainment enough!!!
You're hard, aren't you?

No, are you?
Yeah, but I always am. You wanna help he take care of that?

No thanks, I'm content
Are you sure? I just shaved earlier, my body is as smooth as a babies bottom, including my own bottom. You could pour some honey or chocolate on me and lick me clean.

Nope I'm good >_>

N/A · March 20, 2015, 11:45:51 PM

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R o c k e t · March 20, 2015, 11:48:16 PM

Quote from: Z♡n on March 20, 2015, 11:45:51 PM

Quote from: Val 'Ketam on March 20, 2015, 11:43:24 PM
Quote from: Z♡n on March 20, 2015, 11:42:06 PM
Quote from: Val 'Ketam on March 20, 2015, 11:39:13 PM
Quote from: Z♡n on March 20, 2015, 11:38:37 PM
Quote from: Val 'Ketam on March 20, 2015, 11:35:51 PM
Quote from: Z♡n on March 20, 2015, 11:32:00 PM
Quote from: Val 'Ketam on March 20, 2015, 10:50:22 PM

"BILLIONAIRE SPORTS CAR CAME TO LIFE AND MADE ME GAY"

Screw reading the books, the titles alone are entertainment enough!!!
You're hard, aren't you?

No, are you?
Yeah, but I always am. You wanna help he take care of that?

No thanks, I'm content
Are you sure? I just shaved earlier, my body is as smooth as a babies bottom, including my own bottom. You could pour some honey or chocolate on me and lick me clean.

Nope I'm good >_>
Oh, come on Cocketman, I need your dick. Let me please you. Let me wrap my tongue around your long hard shaft and suck you dry.

Turkey · March 21, 2015, 12:02:26 AM

Quote from: SexyBarracuda on March 20, 2015, 10:42:14 PM

Turkey, why?

Life's not all set theory and differential equations.

Bonewheel Barry · March 21, 2015, 09:28:43 AM

My favorite is "Billionaire Dinosaur Forced Me Gay."

DAS B00T x2 · March 21, 2015, 09:40:18 AM

Quote from: Val 'Ketam on March 20, 2015, 11:48:16 PM

Quote from: Z♡n on March 20, 2015, 11:45:51 PM
Quote from: Val 'Ketam on March 20, 2015, 11:43:24 PM
Quote from: Z♡n on March 20, 2015, 11:42:06 PM
Quote from: Val 'Ketam on March 20, 2015, 11:39:13 PM
Quote from: Z♡n on March 20, 2015, 11:38:37 PM
Quote from: Val 'Ketam on March 20, 2015, 11:35:51 PM
Quote from: Z♡n on March 20, 2015, 11:32:00 PM
Quote from: Val 'Ketam on March 20, 2015, 10:50:22 PM

"BILLIONAIRE SPORTS CAR CAME TO LIFE AND MADE ME GAY"

Screw reading the books, the titles alone are entertainment enough!!!
You're hard, aren't you?

No, are you?
Yeah, but I always am. You wanna help he take care of that?

No thanks, I'm content
Are you sure? I just shaved earlier, my body is as smooth as a babies bottom, including my own bottom. You could pour some honey or chocolate on me and lick me clean.

Nope I'm good >_>
Oh, come on Cocketman, I need your dick. Let me please you. Let me wrap my tongue around your long hard shaft and suck you dry.

Quit being such a homophone.
If you wont, I will.