verby, will you please give me a chance?

rC · February 03, 2016, 08:05:11 PM

look, i know we're at each other's throats sometimes, but i'm determined to make it work with you. yeah, you keep telling me "fuck off creep" and "i'm not even gay dude wtf," but i've got you in my sights, and i won't stop until you give me a chance. i'm indefatigable.

Anonymous (User Deleted) · February 03, 2016, 08:06:52 PM

you're a lustful cockmonster

Jester · February 03, 2016, 08:11:01 PM

Fight me bitch

Naru · February 03, 2016, 08:58:59 PM

no homo

Big Boss · February 03, 2016, 09:01:42 PM

You and Roman should get together and have funtime :^)

Elegiac · February 03, 2016, 09:04:32 PM

like the sex scene in titanic

Jocephalopod · February 03, 2016, 09:07:56 PM

Quote

indefatigable

whoa

this guy is a smartmin

rC · February 03, 2016, 09:23:00 PM

Quote from: Jocephalopod on February 03, 2016, 09:07:56 PM

Quote
indefatigable

whoa

this guy is a smartmin

fuck off, i'm trying to woo my soulmate

Jocephalopod · February 03, 2016, 09:30:10 PM

Quote from: rc on February 03, 2016, 09:23:00 PM

Quote from: Jocephalopod on February 03, 2016, 09:07:56 PM
Quote
indefatigable

whoa

this guy is a smartmin
fuck off, i'm trying to woo my soulmate

you do realize verbatim has been lusting over you for half a year now.

those evening spurts of hot manhood he shamefully pumps into the hollow Kellogg's Frosted Flakes bin—- That's for you.

if only you could be a true man and let his primal instincts lead him to your doorstep

rC · February 03, 2016, 10:43:02 PM

Quote from: Kal on February 03, 2016, 09:33:13 PM

Quote from: rc on February 03, 2016, 08:05:11 PM
indefatigable

about time

Verbatim · February 03, 2016, 10:44:31 PM

i get too much attention here

Solonoid · February 03, 2016, 10:45:33 PM

Nigga, you still owe me birthday sex from like two years ago.

Plasma Eagle · February 03, 2016, 11:18:00 PM

Christmas is over.

Jester · February 03, 2016, 11:28:06 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on February 03, 2016, 10:44:31 PM

i get too much attention here

Make me a fucking sandwich

just kidding, babe

rC · February 04, 2016, 01:22:04 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on February 03, 2016, 10:44:31 PM

i get too much attention here

did you like that big word I used, babe? did it turn you on?

🂿 · February 04, 2016, 04:53:07 AM

Nice meme.

Oh · February 04, 2016, 06:43:17 AM

i hope verb isn't homophobic.

it's worrying in this day and age that people will still discriminate against people because of their gender.

challengerX · February 04, 2016, 07:11:17 AM

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big dog · February 04, 2016, 07:18:25 AM

Quote from: challengerX on February 04, 2016, 07:11:17 AM

What about my uncle?

DID YOU GIVE HIM A CHANCE

Your uncle is still alive, I have no idea what you're talking about.

Jester · February 04, 2016, 08:02:25 AM

Quote from: rc on February 04, 2016, 01:22:04 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on February 03, 2016, 10:44:31 PM
i get too much attention here
did you like that big word I used, babe? did it turn you on?

back off

Solonoid · February 04, 2016, 12:36:06 PM

Quote from: Fedorekd™ on February 04, 2016, 07:18:25 AM

Quote from: challengerX on February 04, 2016, 07:11:17 AM
What about my uncle?

DID YOU GIVE HIM A CHANCE
Your uncle is still alive, I have no idea what you're talking about.

His uncle is actually more likely than not, dead.

Y'know, because arabs tend to do that.

challengerX · February 04, 2016, 01:27:38 PM

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gats · February 04, 2016, 01:33:26 PM

we were both young when i first saw you
i close my eyes and the flashbacks start
i'm standing there on a balcony in summer air

Solonoid · February 04, 2016, 01:43:57 PM

Quote from: challengerX on February 04, 2016, 01:27:38 PM

Quote from: Ramona on February 04, 2016, 12:36:06 PM
Quote from: Fedorekd™ on February 04, 2016, 07:18:25 AM
Quote from: challengerX on February 04, 2016, 07:11:17 AM
What about my uncle?

DID YOU GIVE HIM A CHANCE
Your uncle is still alive, I have no idea what you're talking about.
His uncle is actually more likely than not, dead.

Y'know, because arabs tend to do that.
Actually this isn't funny my uncle died from dementia recently.

You're the one who brought it up.

Dopameme · February 04, 2016, 01:45:01 PM

your obsession is pathetic