Chainsword vs Sting

Elegiac · April 24, 2015, 10:37:00 AM

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Since I've proven that a Space Marine would defeat a jedi, sith or pokemon, I will now do the same with Lord of the Rings.

Choose the superior weapon.

Cindy · April 24, 2015, 10:39:12 AM

>That a space marine would defeat a jedi/sith

m8

Elegiac · April 24, 2015, 10:41:02 AM

Quote from: Saerveyn on April 24, 2015, 10:39:12 AM

>That a space marine would defeat a jedi/sith

m8

I guess you'd have to go back and read the threads, sorry.

Cindy · April 24, 2015, 10:43:17 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on April 24, 2015, 10:41:02 AM

Quote from: Saerveyn on April 24, 2015, 10:39:12 AM
>That a space marine would defeat a jedi/sith

m8
I guess you'd have to go back and read the threads, sorry.

But m8 if they're gonna fight someone like Revan, Sidious, or Nihlus then they're bumfucked regardless of chainsword v lightsaber dynamics.

The deus ex machina that is the Force is a pretty overpowered thing

And this thread's silly, anyways. Unless we're talking Maiar/Valar, nobody from the LoTR universe is gonna be able to put up a fight against a spess mahreen.

True Turquoise · April 24, 2015, 10:46:34 AM

Quote from: Saerveyn on April 24, 2015, 10:43:17 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on April 24, 2015, 10:41:02 AM
Quote from: Saerveyn on April 24, 2015, 10:39:12 AM
>That a space marine would defeat a jedi/sith

m8
I guess you'd have to go back and read the threads, sorry.
But m8 if they're gonna fight someone like Revan, Sidious, or Nihlus then they're bumfucked regardless of chainsword v lightsaber dynamics.

The deus ex machina that is the Force is a pretty overpowered thing

And this thread's silly, anyways. Unless we're talking Maiar/Valar, nobody from the LoTR universe is gonna be able to put up a fight against a spess mahreen.

SPRACE MARINE

Elegiac · April 24, 2015, 10:46:42 AM

Quote from: Saerveyn on April 24, 2015, 10:43:17 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on April 24, 2015, 10:41:02 AM
Quote from: Saerveyn on April 24, 2015, 10:39:12 AM
>That a space marine would defeat a jedi/sith

m8
I guess you'd have to go back and read the threads, sorry.
But m8 if they're gonna fight someone like Revan, Sidious, or Nihlus then they're bumfucked regardless of chainsword v lightsaber dynamics.

The deus ex machina that is the Force is a pretty overpowered thing

And this thread's silly, anyways. Unless we're talking Maiar/Valar, nobody from the LoTR universe is gonna be able to put up a fight against a spess mahreen.

It's not silly.

Cindy · April 24, 2015, 10:47:24 AM

It's breddy silly

Elegiac · April 24, 2015, 10:48:22 AM

🍁 Aria 🔮 · April 24, 2015, 10:53:03 AM

>Spehss Mahreeens beating Sith
>Life Drain/Lightning/Force Pull and Push/Lightsaber boomerang action

Where's Chally when you need him? This deserves a nice long LOOOOOL

Elegiac · April 24, 2015, 10:55:33 AM

You'd have to go back and read the threads, sorry.

This round of threads concerns LOTR.

Assassin 11D7 · April 24, 2015, 01:42:48 PM

Considering an Eldar killed a Space Marine Bluhd Raven by shooting lightning, and Sith can typically do that, you aint right.

Elegiac · April 24, 2015, 01:43:54 PM

Quote from: Assassin 11D7 on April 24, 2015, 01:42:48 PM

Considering an Eldar killed a Space Marine Bluhd Raven by shooting lightning, and Sith can typically do that, you aint right.

You'd have to go back and read the threads, sorry.

This round of threads concerns LOTR.

Doctor Doom · April 24, 2015, 02:28:01 PM

SPESS MUHREENZ

But seriously though, a Jedi or Sith would kill a Space Marine. A Primarch would turn them inside out, though.

Aether · April 24, 2015, 02:33:48 PM

Hey guys, did you know that space marines would get stomped by jedi/sith?

Just thought I'd point that out in case no one else had.

True Turquoise · April 24, 2015, 02:36:04 PM

Everyone knows they would.

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Elegiac · April 24, 2015, 03:18:39 PM

If I have to restate this from last time then I will: A jedi or sith cannot effectively counter/defend against a boltgun, or the enhanced physiology/reflexes/armour/mental fortitude of a Space Marine. Even a chainsword is designed to be able to take the heat of something like a lightsaber for long enough that if a jedi tried to block a swing from one he'd get his arms wrecked by the Marines massive strength.

Back OT now.

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Chainsword vs Sting