cat popped my air mattress

 
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WOO SLEEPIN ON THE FLOOR TONIGHT YEAHHHHH

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idk, fml moments


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I reccomend a real mattress and a declawed cat.


 
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fuck you
<_<

get a bed you poor nub


 
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<_<

get a bed you poor nub
what do you think i have?

MONEY?

this is nothing some tape can't solve


 
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fuck you
<_<

get a bed you poor nub
what do you think i have?

MONEY?
WE ALL SHOULD HAVE A BED


 
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Well fuck.


 
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Usually those things are pretty thick to avoid stuff like that from happening.

You have a cheapo one or something?


 
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Usually those things are pretty thick to avoid stuff like that from happening.

You have a cheapo one or something?
like, he was chasing a fly, and he ran across it pretty hard, so *shrug*

fortunately there's only two little holes from what i can see

it's amazing how fast the thing deflates, though
CHRIST


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I'll sleep on the floor tonight too so you're not alone man


 
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I'll sleep on the floor tonight too so you're not alone man
thx <3


 
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fuck you


water beds


 
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FIXED IT

now i'm off to defenestrate my cat


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I neither fear, nor despise.
Every time I try to get an oil change and the place is closed.
It rains right after I wash my truck.
The dog jumps and gets dirt all over my clothes as I'm leaving the house.


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one time my cat started shitting and pissing on my bed constantly so we not only had to throw out the mattress, but get rid of the bed frame itself because she just wouldn't stop pissing on me while i slept


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If you know, you know.
Pop his hymen in revenge.


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Pop his hymen in revenge.
The cat would probably have to pop Verbs first.


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If you know, you know.
Pop his hymen in revenge.
The cat would probably have to pop Verbs first.
oh
OH
Mommy! MOMMY get the camera!


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I neither fear, nor despise.
And it was on this day, Verb showed that the life of a cat does not matter to him.


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fun fact: it's pretty Not Fun to wake up hoping to have a good day only to find that you're in a puddle of Cat Piss


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I neither fear, nor despise.
fun fact: it's pretty Not Fun to wake up hoping to have a good day only to find that you're in a puddle of Cat Piss

lol GET PISSED ON NOOB


 
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You asked for a fml moment. It's simplicity itself. But it always gets me.

That feel when you step down, and you feel the pressure point on your shoe. The pressure breaks, you feel your foot continue going down. You feel that intrusion through the sole of your shoe. It's cold. This all happens in a very, very long second of realization.

Your foot hits the ground.

Oh hey, the pain arrived.

What's that. I stepped on some nails. I can feel them poking out the top of my foot. I close my eyes, and I sigh, silently asking, why god, why.
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hey
one time my cat started shitting and pissing on my bed constantly so we not only had to throw out the mattress, but get rid of the bed frame itself because she just wouldn't stop pissing on me while i slept
oh gosh

I feel so bad for laughing at this

I'm sorry Gull ;~;

I hope your nights are waste free


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If you know, you know.
You asked for a fml moment. It's simplicity itself. But it always gets me.

That feel when you step down, and you feel the pressure point on your shoe. The pressure breaks, you feel your foot continue going down. You feel that intrusion through the sole of your shoe. It's cold. This all happens in a very, very long second of realization.

Your foot hits the ground.

Oh hey, the pain arrived.

What's that. I stepped on some nails. I can feel them poking out the top of my foot. I close my eyes, and I sigh, silently asking, why god, why.
YouTube


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one time my cat started shitting and pissing on my bed constantly so we not only had to throw out the mattress, but get rid of the bed frame itself because she just wouldn't stop pissing on me while i slept
oh gosh

I feel so bad for laughing at this

I'm sorry Gull ;~;

I hope your nights are waste free
nah it was over a year ago, not long after i moved into this house

i guess it was foreshadowing that my senior year of high school was going to be Piss and Shit

but also
Gull
who the fuck

i'm spingo here


 
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But, speaking of cats Verb.

You know how the 360 has touch activated buttons? Not actual buttons?

Well, I have a fat cat who knows this.

So every time fat cat walks by, fat cat's fat rolls either hit the eject button. Or the off button. Sometimes, fat cat likes to lay down, and will occassionally stretch, reaching out casually to one of the buttons and pressing it. It is now a reflex of mine to secure fat cat to my lap as soon as I see her near the xbox.


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hey
one time my cat started shitting and pissing on my bed constantly so we not only had to throw out the mattress, but get rid of the bed frame itself because she just wouldn't stop pissing on me while i slept
oh gosh

I feel so bad for laughing at this

I'm sorry Gull ;~;

I hope your nights are waste free
nah it was over a year ago, not long after i moved into this house

i guess it was foreshadowing that my senior year of high school was going to be Piss and Shit

but also
Gull
who the fuck

i'm spingo here
oh no

i messed up


 
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Rockets on my X
You asked for a fml moment. It's simplicity itself. But it always gets me.

That feel when you step down, and you feel the pressure point on your shoe. The pressure breaks, you feel your foot continue going down. You feel that intrusion through the sole of your shoe. It's cold. This all happens in a very, very long second of realization.

Your foot hits the ground.

Oh hey, the pain arrived.

What's that. I stepped on some nails. I can feel them poking out the top of my foot. I close my eyes, and I sigh, silently asking, why god, why.
YouTube


You know what. I think I may have actually discovered my first, very real legitimate fear.

Long grass. I wear steel toed boots at all times and even when I put my foot down into long grass I hesitate.


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But, speaking of cats Verb.

You know how the 360 has touch activated buttons? Not actual buttons?

Well, I have a fat cat who knows this.

So every time fat cat walks by, fat cat's fat rolls either hit the eject button. Or the off button. Sometimes, fat cat likes to lay down, and will occassionally stretch, reaching out casually to one of the buttons and pressing it. It is now a reflex of mine to secure fat cat to my lap as soon as I see her near the xbox.
ive had this happen mid game. fucking cat.


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But, speaking of cats Verb.

You know how the 360 has touch activated buttons? Not actual buttons?

Well, I have a fat cat who knows this.

So every time fat cat walks by, fat cat's fat rolls either hit the eject button. Or the off button. Sometimes, fat cat likes to lay down, and will occassionally stretch, reaching out casually to one of the buttons and pressing it. It is now a reflex of mine to secure fat cat to my lap as soon as I see her near the xbox.
ive had this happen mid game. fucking cat.
Sometimes the disc drives comes open on accident when I'm playing, but then I give zero fucks because it's not 2007 anymore and there's nothing in the disc drive.