guys can you please not spam the chat
My mom bought me this new laptop and it gets really hot when the chat is being spamed. Now my leg is starting to hurt because it is getting so hot. Please, if you don't want me to get burned, then dont spam the chat.

*spams the chat*

What the fuck did you just say about the Navy Seal copypasta, you little bitch? I'll have you know I was the very first to introduce it to 4chan, and I've written numerous variations of it, and I've posted them over 300 hundred times. I'm trained in fast-typing and I'm the top copypasta poster on Reddit. You are nothing to me but just another pleb with no taste in text-based memes. I will downvote you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this subreddit, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about the Navy Seal copypasta over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak, I am contacting my r/copypasta brigade and your post is being read right now, so you better prepare for the storm, hater. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your opinion. You're fucking dead, kid. I can report you anytime and I can insult you in over seven hundred ways, and that's without using the thesaurus. Not only am I extensively trained in CTRL+V, but I have access to the entire copypasta repositories of ED and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable comment off the face of the thread, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy karma loss your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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