One of the worst "computer fixing" commercials to air in America

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How the fuck are these not memes already?

Anyway, this shit is the biggest fucking scam in terms of software to "clean up" your PC. In fact, this heep of shit only gives you malware, and after the "free diagnoses" which by the way, doesn't do anything, even with the cleanest PC it will still say the same shit, they lure you to give them your credit card information, you buy it, you activate it, next thing you know, your PC is fucked.

Computer illiterates are biggest victims in all of this. I wouldn't even think twice to try this shit, and just even looking at the cancerous advertisements, it already looks sketchy as fuck.

If you're someone who actually buys into this kind of bullshit, chances are you'll believe that your PC is fucked if you get a phone call from Indian Tech Support:

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And by the time you have this problem, guess what, they already got your fucking money. So do me a favor, I'm sure most of you here are savvy with a computer. It can't just be me on here, but if you do know anyone that is a total computer illiterate, like a good friend of yours or old family member, pass this kind of information along.

As for actual software that gets rid of malicious garbage? If most of you don't have it already, I strongly suggest Malwarebytes and Ccleaner. They're both free and not fucking cancer.

Thank you.


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Who paid you to look at this?
Well shit.


 
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dracula can eat my whole ass!
this program always tries its hardest to get on my computer

nah fam i can clean my computer by myself, thanks


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this program always tries its hardest to get on my computer

nah fam i can clean my computer by myself, thanks
Off topic but did you know that the Punisher turned into Big Boss? lol



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this program always tries its hardest to get on my computer

nah fam i can clean my computer by myself, thanks

Are you serious? Damn dude. I never had MyCleanPC try to install on my machine.


 
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this program always tries its hardest to get on my computer

nah fam i can clean my computer by myself, thanks

Are you serious? Damn dude. I never had MyCleanPC try to install on my machine.

Mostly tries to install itself sneakily when I go to get ROMs or something. It'll be like "I agree to install MyCleanPC" with a checkmark.


 
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Off topic but did you know that the Punisher turned into Big Boss? lol


No I didn't actually. Punishers super sick, tho. I love how he dick rides the shit out of Captain America. His dynamic with Moonknight is super cool, too.

Still doesn't come anywhere close to Deathstroke's level of impersonation:







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Off topic but did you know that the Punisher turned into Big Boss? lol


No I didn't actually. Punishers super sick, tho. I love how he dick rides the shit out of Captain America. His dynamic with Moonknight is super cool, too.

Still doesn't come anywhere close to Deathstroke's level of impersonation:








I don't know...looks a lot like Big Boss.


 
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your computer is infested with malware then

It isn't, though.


 
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I don't know...looks a lot like Big Boss.



Yeah, I definitely see the resemblance.


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I don't know...looks a lot like Big Boss.



Yeah, I definitely see the resemblance.
You should make it your avatar!


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You should make it your avatar!

Really?

Why?


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Meh. The dude who invented the Pet Rock made millions. If someone's dumb enough to buy it, then they deserve it.


 
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I dunno, it fits.

Cool, I'll do that.

This one is kinda cooler, tho?




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I love how they've disable comments on their videos.


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I dunno, it fits.

Cool, I'll do that.

This one is kinda cooler, tho?


I kinda meant the Punisher image though. lol


 
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I dunno, it fits.

Cool, I'll do that.

This one is kinda cooler, tho?


I kinda meant the Punisher image though. lol

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lol

maybe for the next avatar


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oh wait
never mind, it's the website you go on

That's how they get you.


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Meh. The dude who invented the Pet Rock made millions. If someone's dumb enough to buy it, then they deserve it.

Agreed.

I love how they've disable comments on their videos.

Its because of all the hate they got. This is just damage control.
Last Edit: January 28, 2016, 12:25:53 AM by Decimator Omega


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oh wait
never mind, it's the website you go on

That's how they get you.
I thought he was saying that stuff already on his computer was saying that

There actually is Adware that surprisingly advertises that crap, usually after installing sketchy software or getting cracks.


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oh wait
never mind, it's the website you go on

That's how they get you.
I thought he was saying that stuff already on his computer was saying that

There actually is Adware that surprisingly advertises that crap, usually after installing sketchy software or getting cracks.
I'm aware.

Ah, okay.


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Oh please, next you'll tell me the As Seen on TV items are a waste of money.

Oddly enough, some aren't, but most are.


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but you're computer illiterate


 
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