Buttholes are kind of like Chinese finger torture devices

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I was just sitting on my floor reading The Inferno by Dante and I'm not wearing pants, so my butt hole was gaping open and sucking in air. And I got the idea to see if I could lightly stick my finger up my butt and then pull it out again, but my sphincter closed on the tip of my finger. I thought about how buttholes are kind of like those chinese finger torture devices they sell at party stores.


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I love you, son.
Stop posting.


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That's why you have to use a lot of lube
Hey, you said you wanted to plan and meet up so I could play with that big juicy ass of yours. You still down for that?


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What is this? An actually funny Loaf post?


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Ember used to be cool and funny

Now he's just gay
this is actually top-tier copypasta material


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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
miight wanna get that checked you fucking weirdo


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Loaf, Only Theatre of Pain is amazing, I'm pissed I slept on it for so long.
No dip, dude! I can't believe you're just now finding this out.


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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
IMMORAL
UNLAWFUL
 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               🅱
That's why you have to use a lot of lube
Hey, you said you wanted to plan and meet up so I could play with that big juicy ass of yours. You still down for that?
Ye buddy, just tell me when and where


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That's why you have to use a lot of lube
Hey, you said you wanted to plan and meet up so I could play with that big juicy ass of yours. You still down for that?
Ye buddy, just tell me when and where
CLEVELAND, THE WEEKEND.
Last Edit: March 19, 2019, 06:59:40 PM by Loaf


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Toys are hereby declared:
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 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               🅱
That's why you have to use a lot of lube
Hey, you said you wanted to plan and meet up so I could play with that big juicy ass of yours. You still down for that?
Ye buddy, just tell me when and where
CLEVELAND, THE WEEKEND.
Too far, plus I have a funeral Saturday


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That's why you have to use a lot of lube
Hey, you said you wanted to plan and meet up so I could play with that big juicy ass of yours. You still down for that?
Ye buddy, just tell me when and where
CLEVELAND, THE WEEKEND.
Too far, plus I have a funeral Saturday

Yeah
For your sex life


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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
IMMORAL
UNLAWFUL
 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               🅱
That's why you have to use a lot of lube
Hey, you said you wanted to plan and meet up so I could play with that big juicy ass of yours. You still down for that?
Ye buddy, just tell me when and where
CLEVELAND, THE WEEKEND.
Too far, plus I have a funeral Saturday

Yeah
For your sex life
No, no that died a long time ago


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That's why you have to use a lot of lube
Hey, you said you wanted to plan and meet up so I could play with that big juicy ass of yours. You still down for that?
Ye buddy, just tell me when and where
CLEVELAND, THE WEEKEND.
Too far, plus I have a funeral Saturday

Yeah
For your sex life
No, no that died a long time ago

This truly is a sarrowful life