But Google, I don't HAVE a phone

 
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YOU FUCKING CUNTBAG


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Vien 'Quitonm#1598 is my discord
Do you go outside or have friends?


 
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Ah, the wonders of not going along with the flow of everything. That's apparently the price us backward technologically impaired chumps pay, Verb.

Getting fucked by google because they don't seem to grasp the concept that not everybody wants or needs a cellphone.

Yes Verb, the cunts that they are, indeed.


 
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Do you go outside or have friends?
"uh hey man can i like borrow your cell phone for this frivolous little thing i'm trying to do"


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Why wouldn't you have a phone? Even a shitty basic one?


 
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Why wouldn't you have a phone? Even a shitty basic one?
because they're pointless--what can i do with a phone that i can't do with the internet

i'm also just making a statement against the general public's overinfatuation with their cell phones
i refuse to be a part of it
Last Edit: September 24, 2015, 02:16:35 PM by Fuddy-duddy


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ayy lmao
stop crying and click the fucking help button at the bottom, god damn.


 
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stop crying and click the fucking help button at the bottom, god damn.
that did two things

jack shit and fuck all


 
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Why wouldn't you have a phone? Even a shitty basic one?

Well, for starters, he might not have very many people to get in touch with, or he might not travel around much.

And second, landlines are still a thing.

And they're not exactly inconveniant either since they don't fuck up at long distance, and they work when there's no power, unlike a cellphone.



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Why wouldn't you have a phone? Even a shitty basic one?

Well, for starters, he might not have very many people to get in touch with, or he might not travel around much.

And second, landlines are still a thing.

And they're not exactly inconveniant either since they don't fuck up at long distance, and they work when there's no power, unlike a cellphone.
a landline is all he needs


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because they're pointless
lmao

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what can i do with a phone that i can't do with the internet
uhh, phone or text people? emergency services? other emergencies? having a job?
unless you're a basement dweller, you won't always be on a computer that has intenet access.


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ayy lmao
stop crying and click the fucking help button at the bottom, god damn.
that did two things

jack shit and fuck all
i've recovered google accounts before without having a phone number, so i know you're doing something wrong.


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Use someone else's phone.


 
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uhh, phone or text people?
skype, facebook, here, etc.
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emergency services? other emergencies?
fair enough, but you're talking to the most cautious person in the universe
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having a job?
you generally do not need a cellphone for this

you can argue that they're a nice thing to have, but you certainly don't need one
Last Edit: September 24, 2015, 02:23:17 PM by Fuddy-duddy


 
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i've recovered google accounts before without having a phone number, so i know you're doing something wrong.
wouldn't be the first time

i'll just use my landline when i get home, w/e

still bullshit


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I had this problem, too. It's bullshit. Why should we be forced to use a phone? Oh, right, because they want to monitor our every movement.


 
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Why wouldn't you have a phone? Even a shitty basic one?
because they're pointless--what can i do with a phone that i can't do with the internet

Well if something bad happens and no one is around (Ex. you get mugged out of site and out of earshot from pedestrians, or you're home alone and you accidentally cut yourself or get incredibly hurt.) Then you use your phone to call 911, or if you need to call someone about something really important (like a doctors appointment or a business call)


 
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Well if something bad happens and no one is around (Ex. you get mugged out of site and out of earshot from pedestrians, or you're home alone and you accidentally cut yourself or get incredibly hurt.) Then you use your phone to call 911, or if you need to call someone about something really important (like a doctors appointment or a business call)
that's a good point, and probably the only reason i'd ever get one


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are you talking about landlines here?
And they're not exactly inconveniant either since they don't fuck up at long distance
Landlines do fuck up the further away you get, though - they have a pretty limited range.
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and they work when there's no power, unlike a cellphone.
Do you have some kind of magic landline that runs on air? of course they need power to work you goof

Mobile phones have so many more advantages over a house phone that there's literally no reason not to own even a basic one.


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Verb this is some next level autism

Even for you
literally how


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skype, facebook, here, etc
Only if you have access to the internet 24/7 from anywhere and everywhere you go
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fair enough, but you're talking to the most cautious person in the universe
Accidents and emergencies are unavoidable by definition.
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you generally do not need a cellphone for this
You kinda do, though.
How will your boss contact you? How will you contact work?


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Why wouldn't you have a phone? Even a shitty basic one?
because they're pointless--what can i do with a phone that i can't do with the internet
well you can use your phone to access the Internet from unusual places


 
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Only if you have access to the internet 24/7 from anywhere and everywhere you go
which i do
it's called wi-max
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Accidents and emergencies are unavoidable by definition.
then that definition sucks, because i've never been in a situation where it would've been nice to have a cellphone

in my entire life

and i likely never will
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You kinda do, though.
How will your boss contact you? How will you contact work?
landline

duh


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There's literally no reason to not own a phone, unless you're Amish, poor (even poor people have basic ones), living in a third world country, or a hipster.


 
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Why wouldn't you have a phone? Even a shitty basic one?
because they're pointless--what can i do with a phone that i can't do with the internet
well you can use your phone to access the Internet from unusual places
i can do the same with my laptop


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does this stuff even work?
I really hate that having a phone verification is a thing now. It was only a few years ago when they only had it as optional.


OT: would using a house phone work with it?


 
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I really hate that having a phone verification is a thing now. It was only a few years ago when they only had it as optional.

OT: would using a house phone work with it?
yeah, that worked


 
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fuck you
My phone is just for my family


Friends have my skype and other messaging service


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hey
Why wouldn't you have a phone? Even a shitty basic one?
because they're pointless--what can i do with a phone that i can't do with the internet
well you can use your phone to access the Internet from unusual places
i can do the same with my laptop
It's nicer carrying around a little 5" phone that also happens to be a mobile computer that I can use anywhere, compared to my heavier laptop